Two Chunks And A Hunk

Our Christmas Hunks have endured a grueling holiday gauntlet this year, and only the most holly, jolly, and merry boys are left. Now, they must face their toughest challenge yet. Everything they have experienced, the depths to which they have pushed themselves, the blood, the sweat, the tears, and the tinsel — it's all been leading up to this: writing a poem for their moms. In This Episode: Ex...

We heard it through the grapevine that there's a juicy Finding Mr. Christmas episode to talk about. It appears that one contestant has bitten off more than he can chew. And if Jonathan is to have his pick of the bunch, well, let's just say that you can't make good wine from bad grapes. Stop eating the grapes. Oh god. Please. Stop. You have to stop. In This Episode: The Top Tens, Christ...

We're still looking for him. Maybe we'll find him here, during our favorite episode of the season. That's right, it's talent show time. Can you solve a puzzle cube? How about sort-of-rap? Has the mighty hand of God itself ever curled you across a highway? You'll fight right in. In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two Be sure to check out...

We thought we found him a year ago. But it was a false Mr. Christmas. A temporary charade, the machinations of a Yuletide charlatan. And so we search anew. Heavy is the head that wears the holly crown, so we've got to make sure these gentlemen are up to the challenge. By suspending them in the air and telling them to pretend to be a reindeer, apparently. In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle,...

It's hard to believe he's gone. Well, not like, "gone" gone. More like ascended. In a way, he's the opposite of gone. Because he's everywhere now. The season two premiere of  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast, is out now! And thanks to Carter's sacrifice, you're ready to listen to it. Original music by  Justin Dozier . Additional music by Monument S...

What if we could tell you, with absolute certainty, what you will do this Thanksgiving? Would you believe us if we told you? Even if it seemed impossible and unlikely? Or would you just want to skip to the part where we get the crew together to rob, like, the Louvre or something? In This Episode: The Top Tens, A Star Was Born, Planning A Heist, Our Top Five Flicks Catch up on the first season of ...

Quick! What film is cousins to history, has a sci-fi, contains but is not necessarily defined by action, and is the second highest grossing film of 2008? If you get this right, congratulations: you're now over-qualified to host this show. In this episode: Prop Shoppers, The Middle, Dracula Catch up on the first season of  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast, before the season tw...

After over eight years of podcasting, we finally caught it on a recording. Our first ever mistake. We're just as shocked as you are. We got thrown for a major "Boys" loop and totally beefed a blind ranking. We won't let it happen again, and we're committed to rebuilding the trust you have in the Two Chunks brand. In This Episode: Blind Ranking, The Top Tens, The Lost Boys Catch...

It's not every day that you get to witness the birth of a new game in the wild like this. Really, when you think about it, it just takes some time. We're in the middle of the ride. Everything will be just fine. Unless you live in the 30 Days Of Night Alaska town. Then it will not be fine. In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, 30 Days Of Night Catch up on the first season of  Imagine Dung...

This Chunktober, we're asking the hard-hitting questions: Which artists qualify as pop princesses? What's the coolest vampire vehicle? And who decides what all these holidays even are anyway? In this episode: The Annual Halloween Costume Guess Off, The Top Tens, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night Catch up on the first season of  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast, before seas...

Don't look now! It too spooky! Too scary! Chunktober is our favorite time of year, and it's officially here. This year, our sixth Chunktober, is all about one ghoul in particular. We're focusing on those often lecherous, always leech-erous, blood-guzzling, coffin-slumbering, familiar-makers, garlic-haters. That's right, it's the month of the vampire. And this week, we're ki...

This is our solemn vow. You will never find even ONE other podcast that has ever dared to play the game we played today. The truths revealed are too bold. The wisdom unlocked, too profound. And the gulf between how good we thought we'd be at it and how good we actually are? Wide, man. Like, so freaking wide. In This Episode: Viné or Brené, Upcoming Movie Talk, Planning For Chunktober Catch up...

Yam-hee-hwelcome to another fantastic episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk. Yam-hee-hit the links with us as we play jjjolf! Yam-hee-hazard a guess as we examine the ever inscrutable TopTens.com! And yam-hee-hahaha it up with us as we talk about Hot Rod. In This Episode: jjjolf, The Top Tens, Hot Rod Catch up on the first season of  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast, before season two...

Surely we're not the first ones to tell you this. But you just can't. I'm sorry. You can't. We don't make the rules. We just follow them. And the number one rule? You can't drink bacon. Sorry. I know. You really really want to. But you can't. In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Superbad Catch up on the first season of  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D...

Jump, jump, these streets are jumpin'. You read that right folks. We've got not one, not two, but 43 of the jumpiest streets you could possibly imagine. Sure hope none of our hosts did anything sneaky or against the spirit of any of our games before we welcome some undercover law enforcement onto our pod. In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street Catch...

It's our first ever episode! We figured we'd start it off with some of the worst noises you've ever heard. You know, so you'd stick around! We hope you enjoy our brand new podcast! Stay tuned for episode two soon! In This Episode: Blind Draft, Nikstlitslepmur, Pineapple Express Catch up on the first season of  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast before season two rel...

You're here to see the doctor? I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctor is in, and he'd love to see you. The bad news? He IS Doctor Bonk so, you know, be aware. In This Episode: A Star Was Born, D&D Character Creation, The Top Tens, Game Night Catch up on the first season of  Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast before season two releases this...

It's all comedy baby! The Top Tens? Hilarious. Extra Credit? Call the doctor, because your gut busted. Carter giving up immediately when he realizes he can't win a game? Nothing funnier, honestly. In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Comedy Movie Gauntlet Now's a great time to catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons , our actual play D&D podcast. No reason, really....

When we ask you to name the worst things about summer, you can't say the sun. You just can't, okay? Please, we're begging you. Stop and think about it. Don't say the sun. In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Carter's Triple Feature Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Last time they were here, we let them off easy. But this time? We're playing Extra Credit, the worst game in the world. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud, and we're running them through a true Two Chunks gauntlet: they're undertaking the impossible task of playing Extra Credit, and then we're following it up by asking them...

Carter's attempting a glitchless, no potions run of Two Chunks And A Hunk today. Jordan can't quite differentiate between the dream and reality. Doz uncovers the secrets of sequential nomenclature. And Matthew? Thank you, let's go. It's week three of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and you there boy, what day is it?? Is it Christmas? No, it's the day we talk about Ghosts Of Gir...

Remember Jordan and Carter from Two Chunks And A Hunk? You won't believe what the childhood stars look (and act) like now! Shocking! Even doctors couldn't explain it, until one day..... Did you click "play" yet? It's week two of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and we're wishing we'd called it like Friendship Healing or Podcast Healing or something. This week, we're...

We're in the presence of royalty this week as we begin Summer of Love. Nope! It's not Bolo Yeung, break out star of Bloodsport, Double Impact, and (presumably) at least one other movie. It's Prince Freddie (of the kingdom Junior), and he is here to remind us that She is, in fact, All That. Welcome to week one of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing. This week, we're getting our teen romc...

By night they come. The teeth. Shimmering, effervescent motes of white against the eternal black. The teeth. A dental deity dancing distractingly, disastrously close. The teeth. A flash in the moonlight, a pearl-white smile. They shine. They sparkle. The teeth. Our least favorite romance movie cliche. In this episode: The Top Tens, Planning Summer Of Love Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.c...

Whenever you go out, do people always shout? That's just John, Jordan, Justin playing jjjolf. In this episode: jjjolf, Extra Credit, The Running Man Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy