Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're drafting our teams and managing our expectations for Box Office Ball Season 3! Also, we just can't seem to be certain of anyone's name in this episode. Can't pronounce them. Can't remember them. Names just aren't our thing this week. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: htt...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Insomnia, we apologize ahead of time for some truly terrible Ray Romano impressions, and we discover that a full two thirds of your Podboys have unhealthy fruit eating practices. This episode contains spoilers for Insomnia. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're slipping and sliding down the icy slopes of ancient China to bring you another half-hour of Chunky podcasting. This week, we're learning to collaborate while playing Synops-Us and we're introducing a new segment called What's In The Box where we read our mail. It's much more exciting than it sounds. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size,...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Memento, we quote the same line over and over (or maybe that's just our short-term memory acting up), and we are visited upon by three Sonics the Hedgehog. This episode contains spoilers for Memento. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's about time you become acquainted with our true feelings about Kangaroo Jack. We here at Two Chunks HQ believe that it's the greatest piece of cinematic art of the past century. It's influenced us so profoundly that we're titling our episode after a passing reference to a heretofore un-imagined entry in that beloved franchise. We're also writ...

Because you just didn't have enough Two Chunks to listen to this week, here's a quick little (sorry, "widdle") bonus episode! Enjoy this conversation about our fantastic portraits by our friend Tyler and learn how we see ourselves in those movie characters! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Princess Bride to close out the Summer Of Love, baby. Buckle your swashes right up and prepare to return to a time when both men and swamps were, in fact, swamps. Fire swamps, that is. This episode contains spoilers for The Princess Bride. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Princess Diaries because it's the Summer Of Love again, baby. Take a listen as we regale you with tales of Darn Julie Andrews and be amazed as we discover the shocking truth about Billy Joel's presence in The Matrix. This episode contains spoilers for The Princess Diaries. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we introduce you to another beloved character in our Two Chunks menagerie, kindly grocer Crilly Bistol. We also play Extra Credit in this episode, but if you've been listening for a while, I'm sure you can guess how that goes. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pri...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we help out our gal Gwyneth and offer her a totally great slogan, free of charge. Also in this episode, we goop you some of the juiciest celeb gossip this side of the tabloid rags, we each voice our goops about HBO Max, and we finally decide to stop letting that gooping rat Stuart Little off the gooping hook. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, f...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mars Needs Moms and we're gonna be honest: we struggle to find even one positive thing to say. Instead, we focus on the important work of this podcast, the work that only we can do, and we chart a course to a bolder, more complete understanding of the definition of the human butt. This episode contains spoilers for Mars Needs Moms. Obviously....

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we really stick it to Quibi. I mean totally roast them. We invent the single most interesting and appealing show of all time, and then we still don't subscribe to Quibi in spite of our amazing imaginary show. We're not sure if they'll ever recover from this. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiri...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review 47 Ronin, we pine wistfully after a movie that shall never exist, and we meet Jordan's good friend, Nigel. This episode contains spoilers for 47 Ronin. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've been slaving away in our podkitchen and we've whipped you up a batch of what we daresay might be the best potato salad you've ever downloaded. In a reference to a euphemism we're all very familiar with, we hope this potato salad is not bad, but in fact that it's actually quite good, which we all know is the most desirable type of potato sal...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monster Trucks. Usually we write something funny here, but this time we will stick to facts. This movie stars two actors in their late twenties playing high school seniors, it's based on an idea from a four-year-old child, and it's a soft prequel to Pixar's Cars. This episode contains spoilers for Monster Trucks. Obviously. Advertisin...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we invite you to join us for our favorite after school snack. You've come home after a long day of fourth grade and you're absolutely famished. And then it hits you. That smell. The ooey, gooey goodness of a salty savory treat. It's TikTok Stars, fresh out of the oven. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertis...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Jupiter Ascending, we stare in bewildered fury at an inscrutable performance from Eddie Redmayne, we are transfixed by horrible visions of a speed skating space wolf-elf, and mostly we just take pity on all these actors that have to live with the fact that they were in this movie. This episode contains spoilers for Jupiter Ascending. Obviously. A...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand-new game that requires unparalleled synchronization between Jordan and Doz. They must join as two halves of one brain, united in their single-minded pursuit of the perfect synopsis. We will let you judge if they ever got there. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monsters, Inc. but mainly we are sandwich crazy. Just absolutely nuts for those hearty, bready treats. Take a listen as we three sandwich-weavers turn mere minutes into something that feels like hours via detailed descriptions of every facet of sandwichcraft. If you somehow make it through our sandwich gauntlet, the rest of the episode is pretty...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, NINTENDO WHO!? That's what you'll be saying when you hear us play our super new game that totally  smashes  the video game it's based on, bro . We also play that scary Rumpelstiltskin clip again and we're very sorry about it. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Incredibles, Carter anticipates gastrointestinal distress, Jordan has a strong opinion, and Doz is a big grump BUT his throat makes a funny noise so it's actually all fine. This episode contains spoilers for The Incredibles. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys have done it again, bringing you all the perfect breakfast bonanza to quell those quarantine qualms. With an idea so revolutionary, so clearly inspired, you'd think they'd talk about it earlier in the episode instead of right at the very end. I guess you'll just have to listen through some Stars That Got Born and a particularly contentious editi...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Toy Story, we witness the moment a young neighbor boy's perception of reality is utterly shattered, and are joined by a very sad musical guest. This episode contains spoilers for Toy Story. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we finally get some of that sweetly deserved R&R. Spring Delirium is in your hands now, so we're just gonna chill. In this one, we catch up on the News, Carter catches a bug, and we might catch our lucky break in Extra Credit (or we might not -- you know we suck at that game). Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Adve...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Finding Nemo, we behold the horrifying visage of a human designed by machines, and we make lots of great ocean puns. They're really terrific and not at all contrived. I mean seriously the best puns ever you guys. This episode contains spoilers for Finding Nemo. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...