Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse

For their second annual Halloween special, the gang are kicking back and playing a Choose Your Own Adventure game Tom obsessively wrote over a four week period, locked in his quarters, refusing food and visitors. This is part two of two. Follow along with this episode by downloading the map: https://tmasm.com/museum/MuseumMap.jpg   ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Disco...

For their second annual Halloween special, the gang are kicking back and playing a Choose Your Own Adventure game Tom obsessively wrote over a four week period, locked in his quarters, refusing food and visitors. This is part one of two. Follow along with this episode by downloading the map: https://tmasm.com/museum/MuseumMap.jpg   ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Disco...

Tom, Mike, and Amber's spaceship, the Slapped Ass, has broken down in deep space. They talk about science fiction, earth facts, and space exploration until the space mechanic can fix the engine. Topics include: leprechaun porn, the naming of the ship. slapping your taint and balls, sci-fi alien names, Amber loves the word moist, nostalgic about the Earth, hijacking employee newsletters, speaking i...

Season two begins on one week! Get caught up with this short episode that recaps all the major events of season one! ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!   https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA   ---------------------- Join the Patreon!   https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies   ---------------------- https://tmasm.com  

Still lost in outer space, we're unable to bring you a new episode again this month, but please enjoy this scorching hot compilation of episodes 13-16! Featuring: Dirty Finger, Clean Bum; highlights from the 2025 Holiday Special; Golden Guys; a guy lives in the NYE ball; birdhole; the man with many noses; boofing potatoes; I creatively, energetically, and joyfully hate you; giant conversation hear...

Originally aired on Fri, 15 Jul 2022 Amber returns for an extra long episode, in which we learn that Tom never liked the Animaniacs.  Mucho gusto! Topics include: zombie spiders; 4th of July; yard games; gene manipulation gone wrong; consciousness; Beano; 80's and 90's cartoons; we take a quiz to find out which X-Men character we are ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Dis...

In this, the one year anniversary celebration of Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse we learn by Mike isn't allowed in Tom's quarters anymore. In this episode: balls deep in your own butt, foot powder mines, Mattressiverse, what should our mascot be?, measuring things in babies, anniversary trivia, apocalypse facts, TMASM knowledge quiz ---------------------- Darkening Developments by Kevin M...

Tom is very humble.  Incredibly so. Topics: Tom scared a little girl, artificial sweeteners, the gang receives a bullshit email, video game trivia, that Pac-Man sound, what if Donkey Kong were a Popeye game?, Ninten-doing It, Pride facts, can Mike and Amber identify console games by a vague description?, Queer Code Quiz ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server to...

Let it be known, as of this episode, TMASM is going monthly.  It's hard saving the multiverse, we need a breather in between missions. This episode's theme is time (and time travel)! Topics include: The Amazing Bulk, what phobias do the gang have?, toilet snakes, competitive two-man sack racing, banana time, alternative calendars, Dr. Whogasm, older than bones, dinosaur bigots, nihilism is fun, sl...

Today's themes are alcohol and the ocean!   In this episode: meet the alcohol wizard; man has blood alcohol level of 0.357; stealing the music teacher's shoes; What Drinks are Tom Mike and Amber?; alcohol trivia; hematite cock ring; the Grinch's change of heart probably hurt physically; outrageous French stereotypes; drunk in Parliament; Kinderbrau; Would You Rather: Ocean Edition; The Multibuddie...

We needed to take a production break, so here's a classic episode of Story Time with Tom and Mike, featuring Amber's first guest appearance on the show, back in March 2022. Topics include: Dr. Who; how much do sex workers charge?; we find out which Super Smash Bros character we are; Mike Patton; porn (of course!); dicks... soooo many dicks ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join o...

It's the Easter/April Fool's episode! Topics include:  Chubby Bunny; a visit from the Ether Bunny and the Drug Wizard; Meat Diamond the Clown; April Fool's trivia; energy equals mass times corn squared; directional dog pooping; Mail Crimes; what does the moon smell like?; Easter facts; Roll the Rock Away Saturday; Happy Peaster!; why doesn't Jesus like jellybeans?; best of the Darwin Awards; homem...

Amber tests Tom and Mike on their knowledge of tourist trap trivia, Mike shares some peanut lore, Tom asks Amber and Mike the question "Is It a Racehorse???", and they take the worst personality quiz of all time. Topics Include: manskirts and manbags, artificial seasickness, prodigious proboscis, head genitals, buying chunks of Plymouth Rock and the Berlin Wall, Opps! All Spiders!, Pennsylvania Pe...

We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11! Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal hors...

Join Tom, Mike, and Amber for an unearthly good time, as they strangely fixate on pretzels and aspects of dentistry for half the episode! Topics: Monkey Steals the Peach; TMASM-Gasm; Chubby Bunny Contest; Not flossing illicit a violent response from dentist); School Students are Stupid; Extinct Ice Cream Canadian Crimes/The Canadian Mob; Weird Medical Facts; Growers and Showers; Viruses are Creepy...

It's our Valentine's Day special, and we're not in the mood for any of your bullshit! In this episode: an unexpected love connection before the first break, "novelty" cake pops, really unpleasantly big conversation hearts, limp Pencils, "ladies and gentlemen, Cranberries Can Bounce are taking center stage in five minutes!", Bob Kowchanski presents us with another hilariously unhinged quiz --------...

The episode so long we had to split it in half!  Here's part two! Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!   https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA   ---------------------- Join the Patreon!   https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies   ---------------------- https://tm...

Happy New Year!  Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks! Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco ---------------------- Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!   https:/...

It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine.  Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year! Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C. The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse    Podbean: https://story...

Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6! Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the...

Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool. Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs.  Terrible, offensive Mad Libs.  Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't.  What kind of Fall companion are you? YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse    Podbean: https://st...

amber is a little stuffed treasure chest.  Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes.  Mike has two buttholes.  Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up.  Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse    Podbean: https://st...

Mike tells the story of Pencil Dick.  Amber quizzes Tom and Mike on the finer points of spellcraft. 3:33 AM - the Devil's Coffee Break.  Mike shares Halloween triva.  Tom shares some famous least meals and last words from death row inmates.  The gang finds out what type of slasher movie monster they would be. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse     Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandm...

Tom is a pie-bald incel Redditor, apparently.  Amber asks Tom and Mike to discern which crazy carnival food is real and which is made up, making everyone really hungry.  Mike tells some jokes.  Tom tries out his best pickup lines. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse    Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com    Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li...

Amber has dreams about giving birth to kittens and Mike just wants to hatefuck everything.  Amber shares more interesting international idioms.  Gelfax returns, humbled and proverbial hat in hand.  Mike shares more interesting trivia.  Tom tests Mike and Amber's knowledge of D&D spells.  Quiz of the week: what personalized horror movie is right for Perry Higginbottom the Peniswacker? Special A...