THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

#87 DEIlluminati | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 10.02.2024 58:19 ↓

Ralph imagines a life that could have been.

#86 Elon needs a daddy. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 28.10.2023 52:15 ↓

Ralph is here to help Elon heal.

#85 The Witchcraft Agenda. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 21.10.2023 1:08:59 ↓

Pigs are attacking humans, a conspiracy is abound to commit witchcraft and someone is selling paintings only rich people care about.

#84 Free Willies | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 13.10.2023 54:37 ↓

RALPH WANTS TO FREE ALL THE WILLIES!

#83 Cut the check. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 23.09.2023 48:07 ↓

Ralph demands to be paid while talking about forced diversity and politicians getting frisky.

#82: MODERN LIFE | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 15.09.2023 1:03:42 ↓

Ralph talks about the old American promise of "Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" and the future of the 15-minute city.

#81 You got it. (Audio Only) | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 06.09.2023 54:35 ↓

Rambles in a hotel in the northern bones about people pretending to be other people.

#80 MANSON: The Devils Asset | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 16.08.2023 1:38:00 ↓

For our 80th episode, we go down the Manson rabbit hole. 00:00: cold open 2:37: The murders 14:13: Manson Origins. 29:23: Manson in san fran 56:00: a Brief Break 58:28: MKmanson 01:10:00: Hollywood Manson 1:30:40: final thoughts

#79 Life's a beach (In Gilgo). | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 22.07.2023 1:10:03 ↓

A woman hires an assassin for her baby, a bowl cut lady doesn't wanna have kids cause of climate change and the serial killer of Gilgo is caught. Ralph needs enemies.

#78 Dreams and Nightmares. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 07.07.2023 56:08 ↓

It's all Barney's fault, Scott Baio is not happy and Ralph has specific wishes for his wedding & funeral.

#77 SCOTUS hates the Kids. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 01.07.2023 55:09 ↓

Affirmative action and student loan debt. A hell of a combo.

#76 The Morons Oceanic | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 23.06.2023 1:02:01 ↓

Titanic sub implodes, Hunter gets a plea deal, Meghan & Harry lose their job and billionaires want to fight. This is a very unserious society but this is a very serious episode...kinda.

#75 Buy a body. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.06.2023 49:49 ↓

PEOPLE SELLING BODY PARTS! THE ANIMALS ARE RISING UP! RALPH WENT TO FULLY LOADED!

#74: Front row at the end of the world. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 11.06.2023 47:10 ↓

New york city became blade runner and Ralph loved every minute of it.

#73 Hitman Dreams | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 04.06.2023 53:57 ↓

Ralph talks about Pedo Priest getting QR codes, kids are working at mcdonalds, and soldiers needing a new gig. We also pay tribute to a fallen friend.

#72 Division creates Dividends. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.05.2023 48:34 ↓

Ralph is on pain killers at home due to an ankle injury and thinks about how red pill dating podcast are ruining love.

#71.5 The Problem with the Epstein story is...| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 05.05.2023 38:35 ↓

Ralph realizes why no one cares about Epstein.

#71 The Gospel According to McConaughey | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 28.04.2023 57:34 ↓

Matthew McConaughey and Ralph get into the Guru business, A married couple gets into the suicide business and Tucker & Lemon have to find a new place in the business. Bring us your lost and defeated cause we are saving souls today!

#70 Enter the Robocops. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.04.2023 1:08:01 ↓

ROBO COPS! WHITE NATIONALIST FIGHT CLUBS! THE DALI LAMA!

#69 Ralph solves the gun issue. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 08.04.2023 57:14 ↓

Ralph solves an issue that has been plaguing America for years, you're welcome. He also talks about a breaking bad grand ma, gives Rupert Murdoc love advice, and takes a victory lap on the recent Don Lemon allegations.

#68 #FREETRUMP | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 01.04.2023 1:01:05 ↓

HERE ME OUT! Politically a terrible idea, but the content could be fire. That's not the only thing on the docket, Pablo Escobar's hippos are out of control and a 106-year-old woman is on the cover of vogue. What a week!

#67 Pandiversary | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.03.2023 43:45 ↓

It's been three years...where are we at.

#66 (Half of) Everybody hates Chris. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 11.03.2023 53:51 ↓

Chris rock releases a special, Harry and Meghan lose a cottage, and firing squad assassinations are back!

#65 UFO'S, TRAINS AND KABUL TRAFFIC. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.02.2023 1:09:13 ↓

NO ONE IS HAPPY THIS WEEK! PETE BUTTIEGE HATES HIS JOB! THE TALIBAN HATES THEIR JOB! BIDEN HATES TALKING ABOUT UFO'S! RALPH IS NOT HAPPY THAT BROKIE BEER IS BACK AS A SPONSOR! But....a fun episode. 

#64 Love In The Darkness III | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 12.02.2023 56:43 ↓

For Valentines day, Ralph talks about the difference between men & women, how to deal with psy op E girls, and being a politician's mistress.