The Morning Blitz

Apparently, Gen Zers are all lying about everything on their resumes What WOW skill do you have that people ask you to do? Thick Rick asked if water buffalo have gills? WTF! Man freaks out over seeing a mountain lion in New York City New dating site for single riders at Disney

Kelly went to see Hamilton and confronted a man over his behavior Goose went fishing with Thick Rick Quinshon Judkins was arrested over the weekend Some really crazy animal stories Gummy Thoughts

The top American bands of all time Thick walked in on his grandparents having sex when he was little There are some men who refuse to change their child's diaper Don't touch the square grouper fish washing up on the beach Mustaches are trending

We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday Goose had a great moment of kismet Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine? Questionable parenting decisions Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife

Why people avoid telling others what their job is We are half way through 2025, how's it going? Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down Ozzy's greatest songs of all time

Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer How would you rank these super powers? Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities Never fart in a coworker's face F my life

Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes Blitz Therapy

Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package. Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early The gathering of the Juggalos The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains The song timing challenge

We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it Those old insult lines that still make you laugh Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen Don't blow it for everyone

Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job Over preparing to make life easier for your future self We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long Attack of the taco festival sign F my life

One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding Trusting people is the key to happiness The most remote place on earth Hacking the crosswalk signs

Gen Z has gotten used to extra time for sex at home, so they want sex breaks at work We want to know what your favorite sayings and quotes are Apparently, we have to stop standing while we pee The brain is a crazy place to hang out Stay single and live longer

What song will immediately kill the mood in a strip club? Goose shares his gummy thoughts Physcial thing you changed that your partner was against Overly complicated movie quotes Keep your mouth shut at King's Island

Goose came in angry this morning and there were several reasons Fill in the blank..."You can't look cool doing ________" Goose showed his fiance the movie "The Rock" and she made fun of it Dumb debate...are your bed sheets tucked or untucked? Miss Rachel fans go off on Olivia Munn

A girl melts down on TikTok when a man pees in a cooler in Walmart What are two words you do or don't want to hear right after sex? Debate: Is salsa a dip, a sauce, or a condiment? The stuff you had to get rid of to move in with her F my life

Goose had a really rough morning and eventually we figured out why What is that one thing in your life that you can guarantee? A girl is obsessed with cookie dough dipped in strawberry milk A public service asking for city potholes to get filled Columbis is getting a fully robot run pizza place

Goose believes he has discovered the longest red light in the city Do you actually have a favorite child and will you admit it? The great movie dads of all time A huge comedian says Ohio is the best state in America No barking allowed at the dog park

Goose is very unhappy with his Greyhound bus trip Kelly made a simple comment on TikTok that has gone viral The Shart Survival Kit for Father's Day A man shows his wife why it's hard to hit the toilet Name That Tune

Goose is concerned he may have received stolen goods If you could bring back any restaurant, what would it be? Peeing should last for 21 seconds How did you decide on the name for your pet? Taking long family road trips

What is the grossest thing you have ever seen at work? Creating a festival from your favorite movie Some states are trying to install stop sign cameras Women should not pee just because A Sharknado with just one shark happened in Myrtle Beach

Classic sounds from the past that young people will never hear The top rock power ballads of all time We let you send a negative shoutout to whoever you want The 2025 North American Manure Expo is coming to Ohio Gibson needs help finding an iconic guitar

Tinder has added a height filter and people are upset What was the dumb thing he said during baby labor? Columbus has the first ever waterless water park What was your major parenting fail? Taylor Swift is ripping off her fans

What is the strangest way you know that someone got caught cheating? Not going to school during the last week of school Goose got mistaken for someone else Waking up to a stranger sucking your toes Tess and the Blitz Rock Rundown