The Morning Blitz

We dive into Kelly's suburban dictionary If you had to quote a movie to save your life, what movie would you select? Tradwives seem to be making a comeback Recipes for every kind of roadkill Breaking News: Don't smoke weed while you are pregnant

Goose attempts to set a world record for pushing an orange with his nose Dating advice from 2,000 years ago The couple that were outed at the Coldplay concert say they are just friends Women love to talk about other women More co0nfessions from FessHole

Hilarious things that you witnessed older people doing Agree or disagree with food statements Names that you legally cannot give your child Taste Test Tuesday on the Jewish new year We are creatures of habit because we are programmed robots

A woman is having a baby with a the same guy her daughter is having a baby with There is a video out there of Goose being interviewed drunk on High Street Things that are absolutely not worth the money Eventually your pet tiger will get upset with you Please do not invite us to your doggy birthday party

What is normal to you, but also creepy at the same time? Online searches by people asking if they are weird Kelly asks Goose to explain what bat wings are A school teacher should leave her cocaine at home Florida nudists are not happy with Elon Musk

How long is the window of 'ish' in terms of time? Cocaine has made a resurgence and it's much cheaper now Crazy place you were locked in for a long time You cannot fly your plane that close to Air Force One National cheeseburger day

What do you do that you don't believe anyone else does? Great confessions from Fess Hole Public urination seems to be a common problem There was cheating at the world stone skipping championship Fake accusations by jealous coworkers

How bad would a crime have to be to turn in your kid? We discuss the real villains in these movies Agree or disagree: 80s movie edition Most and least trustworthy accents in the United States Goose is all in for an indecent proposal Taste Test Tuesday

There are couples who will randomly drive each of their cars Things you learned in school that are completely worthless now The Patrick Swayze theory Dumb debate over Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut Gummy thoughts on a Monday

Things that we survived as kids that would emotionally detroy today's kids Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us on a football Friday Kids who are gamers make more money as adults than non gamers Walmart bans a man from bringing his emotional support alligator into the store Bear hunting at Cornell University

A couple did not name their kid for over a year What did your kid already get in trouble for at school? Hire a mariachi band to play while you kick your cheating spouse out Who ripped one? F my life

We attempt to break another world record this morning Men who are sagging in their nether area can get scrotox to lift that up The things that Gen Z has gotten right What are you currently obsessed with? The NFL fan base that drinks the most

It's Taste Test Tuesday and just because it's chocolate doesn't mean it's good What common trait do you have through generations of your family? Hey let's get drunk and drive a Barbie Jeep to get a Slurpee Multiview on TV should be available for more than just sports and news A guy got Ferris Buellered when he gave his car keys to a valet

If we find aliens, what 2 items would you give them to represent humanity? Should you lose your job just for being a jerk away from work? Boomers have now joined everyone else in being addicted to their phones Goose had a terrible football weekend Gummy thoughts

Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back for week 2 What is the worst mistake you ever made at work? Gen Alpha has a bunch of new slang terms, but some are actually old Smokus Pocus is a weed infused magic show coming to Columbus Could we possibly be living in a simulation like the Matrix?

We have health tips from medieval times and some will still work Are you someone who overthinks everything everyday? Don't run from police...especially when naked and covered in mud How much money you will actually get if you win the Powerball You can rent a person to be just about anything in Japan

A few heavy bands were announced for Sonic Temple 2026 We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 seconds Scammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in space We prank Kelly in a round of Rock N Rumble Goose is not a fan of sightseeing

An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a job What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges? 'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today Sharing relationship dirt with your friends Gummy thoughts

Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football People are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic event Have you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you? A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks notice Dave Portnoy vs the Buckeyes

A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State game Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating? Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart Hide the zucchini

Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vows You should never use a cucumber that big for that The greatest farts from movie scenes Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need

Bands that could still tour with their original lineup Seth Rogen wants to get high with you Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies Ironing boards have become a thing of the past A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands

Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival Calling off work because you are unhappy Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding

How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong? Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate If a pay machine is broken, what do you do? The funniest movies of all time Your petty reason for hating a celebrity

Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom time The hamstering trend has come back around again Petty reasons for breaking up with someone Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you Cat food burgers