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T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of ab*use. “THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #327 0:00 #327 THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL! 👹🔥💀🪰 0:00 #327 THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL! 👹🔥💀🪰 55:25 Bottom of the Deck 55:55 Card 1  56:25 Card 2  57:25 Card 3 

“THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #326 0:00 #326 THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?! 🤭😂🤖💻📲 36:14 “THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?!” 42:10 Shuffle  48:03 Bottom of the Deck 51:58 Card 1  54:59 Card 2  59:22 Card 3  01:02:28 “I’m Innocent” - Missy Gordon (original poem, 2015) NO AI STORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZlqE_...

“TAKE IT OFF!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #325 0:00  #325 TAKE IT OFF! 🔥👄 51:42 “TAKE IT OFF!” 01:01:26 Shuffle  01:13:33 Intro 01:18:18 Bottom of the Deck 01:22:07 Card 1  01:23:30 Card 2  01:26:42 Card 3 01:32:56 Full Moon Ritual 01:35:59 Outro 01:42:42 “Bathroom Stall” by Missy Gordon (2019, original song) 

“THEY’RE LYING!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #324 0:00 THEY’RE LYING! 🤥 Pop- Up Reading, July 4th, 2026 🎆

“CHECK THE BASEMENT__” This reading is for Jupiter in Leo! June 2026 - July 2027 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #323 0:00 CHECK THE BASEMENT__JUPITER IN LEO, 2026-2027 👻😳 01:21:13 “Blaming You” by Missy Gordon on ukulele (2015) Foolish Fish LBRP Tutorial: https://youtu.be/oyao3JZ-Iv0?si=oEvT3nOFJ6HGi-Kv Here is my album “Overgrown” (2015): https://missygordon.bandcamp.com/album/overgrown If...

“THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…” This reading is for July, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #322 0:00 THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…😳⚠️🤢🤮👀 July, 2026 01:08:05 Bottom of the deck 01:09:11 Card 1  01:10:14 Card 2  01:10:52 Card 3  01:15:10 “Lost In You” by Missy Gordon (original song, 2012)

“HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS!” This reading is for Mercury Retrograde in Cancer! June 29th, 2026 - July 23rd, 2026 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #321 0:00 HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS! 🤬🌋🔥Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, 2026 47:10 Bottom of the Deck 49:49 Card 1  54:35 Card 2  59:14 Card 3  Here is the song I couldn’t find the pitch to 😅 X Ambassadors - Unsteady : https://youtu.be/V0lw3q...

“THEY THINK YOU’RE A MANDELA EFFECT?!” This reading is for the Full Moon in Capricorn! June 29, 2026 7:57 PM EST 8° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #320 0:00 THEY THINK YOU’RE A MANDELA EFFECT?! 😵‍💫 Full Moon in Capricorn, 2026  53:04 Bottom of the Deck 54:52 Card 1  55:15 Card 2  57:15 Card 3  01:00:44 I play for you my song, “dehumanized” - honeyb33 (Missy Gordon) 🌹Here is my full album “d...

“WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… ” This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #318 0:00 WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… 😖🤭 38:46 Bottom of the Deck 46:42 Card 1   48:04 Card 2  51:17 Card 3  Here is the reading I mentioned: FINALLY!!! YOUR NEW CONTRACT BEGINS! 📜✍️🤩🎉 New Moon in Taurus, 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgW31EJPdH0   This is the Noah Kahan song...

“NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #318 0:00 NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!! 😳😰🙀 47:38 Bottom of the Deck 52:44 Card 1  53:17 Card 2  54:46 Card 3  56:13 Prayer to St. Brigid 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use. “YOU WON!!!”  This reading is for the Summer Solstice, 2026.   0:00 YOU WON!!! 🫵 🎉 Summer Solstice, 2026 41:53 Bottom of the Deck 44:38 Card 1 53:58 Card 2  57:40 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use. “THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS!” This reading is for Cancer Season, 2026.   Happy Birthday, Cancer! 🎉 0:00 THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS! 😂🤑👑😈 Cancer Season, 2026  47:06 Bottom of the Deck 50:14 Card 1  53:11 Card 2  55:32 Card 3    Resources:  DARVO  Deny Attack Reverse  Victim and  Offender Holding narcissists ACCOUNTAB...

“WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #315 0:00 WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER! 🦊🎭👺🔥 46:02 Bottom of the Deck 48:05 Card 1  50:24 Card 2 51:46 Card 3

“HERE THEY COME!” This Reading is for the New Moon in Gemini!  June 14, 2026 10:54 PM EST 24° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #314 0:00 HERE THEY COME! ❤️😍 New Moon in Gemini, 2026 32:18 Bottom of the Deck 41:09 Card 1  48:36 Card 2 50:39 Card 3  56:29 Personal Readings Policy Update 

“HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #313 0:00 HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! 🤯  42:48 Bottom of the Deck 46:47 Card 1  51:24 Card 2  52:28 Card 3 

“SPECIAL DELIVERY!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #312 0:00 SPECIAL DELIVERY! ✨✉️📦 30:50 Bottom of the Deck 39:23 Card 1  45:24 Card 2  52:13 Card 3  56:48 “God, I Miss God” - M.S.Gordon (poem)

HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG! This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #311 0:00 HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG! 🫪 40:52 Bottom of the Deck 43:41 Card 1  47:11 Card 2  51:22 Card 3  53:08 Clarification   

THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF… This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #310 0:00 THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF… 🐄🐮 🌾👀😲 30:13 Bottom of the Deck 41:21 Card 1    46:20 Card 2  51:56 Card 3 

PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK! This reading is for June, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #309 0:00 PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK! 😂🪄🐇🎩 June, 2026 52:16 Bottom of the Deck 53:29 Card 1  54:02 Card 2  54:59 Card 3 

THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED!  Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026 This Reading is for the Full Moon in Sagittarius!  May 31, 2026 4:45AM EST 9° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #308 0:00 THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED! 🫣📸💥🥶 Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026  40:35 Bottom of the Deck  47:26 Card 1 52:23 Card 2   56:44 Card 3 

THEY’VE BEEN FOUND!  This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #307 0:00 THEY’VE BEEN FOUND! 😱👁️🐦‍⬛🔮 37:46 Bottom of the Deck  43:57 Card 1   47:15 Card 2  54:54 Card 3  

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #306 0:00 WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! 🫨😵‍💫 47:35 Bottom of the Deck 50:31 Card 1  51:53 Card 2   53:40 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌   This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #305 0:00 HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 🧐🔎🤯 53:24 Bottom of the Deck 54:13 Card 1  54:54 Card 2  57:19 Card 3 

This Reading is for Gemini Season, 2026.  This is a Collective Reading.   Happy Gemini Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Gemini friends! 🎉♊️ Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #304 0:00 THEY CAN’T FIND YOU!🤫🫥😶‍🌫️🥷 Gemini Season, 2026  43:51 Bottom of the Deck 52:13 Card 1  54:00 Card 2   56:30 Card 3

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌   This is a Collective Timeless Reading.   Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #303 0:00 THIS IS THE FASTEST ROUTE! 🤩🏎️🔥🚦 45:22 Bottom of the Deck 49:17 Card 1  52:13 Card 2 53:12 Card 3