The MB Machine Podcast

The episode is almost an entire day late and it's nobody but Midge's fault. I apologize profusely and will have more to say on the lateness of this episode next week. It turns out painting, moving, school and an anniversary in the same weeks means things get pushed back and forgotten. We talk about Long Island Audit and some other things. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNz...

Guaranteed that one of our three ways will piss off your parents! Ebola is funny as long as you don't get it. Midge gives out acknowledgements on who was the most impactful on his life and way more funny stuff throughout the episode. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea...

On this super amazing episode R and Midge talk about jizz and why it is everywhere. Ted Vs Tucker and why R loved watching the train wreak of an interview. How O.J.T. is all Midge needs to pass his class and R never wanting a dick modification. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have...

This should not be considered legal advice at all. Look into your rights for your state and area extensively before attempting anything. We slam this bitch into 5th gear and chug all the way up to 100 mph! We start with Iran and why we hate war and end at differing opinions on cops and how to save money! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show...

We're all back in the studio again! Beave apologizes for his attempt to put an episode out. Midge has the perfect way to stop protesters and how to earn his respect as a protester. Beave loves Iran and thinks they will bring peace to the Middle East. R does R things and talks politics right off the bat and doesn't like social media. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnem...

Just two Bros doing their thang. Trying to enlighten the masses with Bro-logues and laughter. Beave isn't in the studio so Midge and R bring you great topics such as, Jetta car buying, going to school on someone else's dime and political crap. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an id...

Kimmie North Korea has an oopsie doodle with a 5000 ton Destroyer. We wildly speculate on what will happen to the poor unfortunate souls who launched the Destroyer incorrectly. We make fun of North Korea so much we draw comparisons to the South! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have...

Richard joins us! He hates credit! Midge has become a land mogul and vents his frequent frustrations over the last week. R gets serious about weather. Beave compliments Midge on his journey from Marxism to Anarchy. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yours...

The pope dies and R wants to know why people are excited about it. Beave suggest lowering the alter boys age to win pope election. Beave brings us the greatest song ever written by Ye aka Kanye West. We end with how to make America more American. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, hav...

We start with a great this or that, no one wants to actually answer it. We round out the the episode with some Rapeseed, two bits of not sound legal advice and how to get aliens to actually show up. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then co...

The boyz discuss cover songs and what artists have the best covers. R talks about taxes and his inept local government. Beave loves Ye and everything he stands for. Midge pisses in the wind and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then c...

We talk politics, soccer, El Salvador prisons and school shooting. Rampant laughter and sic scenarios abound! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can a...

Midge opens up about his wife's fantastic pumpkin muffins. Beave announces his big family news and then proceeds to tell about his families ability to relay important news. R talks about video games and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great...

We are sorry for not being better at getting podcasts out on time and not having new episodes. In repentance we have the most vile, disturbing and down right trashy this or that Beave could come up with. Midge's skin crawled and R contemplated life decisions. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or th...

Welcome back to another Guest Episode with "Driver", he's an avid Stand Up Jet Ski Rider & Wheeler Dealer Extraordinaire! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.co...

Midge and Beave bring you some of the most awesome topics in the world! Beave has a step by step guide on anal sex. Lena the Plug and why being a pornstar and having a pornstar for a wife would suck. We have two This or That's and Midge would earn 21 million dollars. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a top...

R & Beave run the show this week as Midge starts his journey as a contractor in general construction. The 2 guys discuss fire both in the air and in the field followed by an analysis of professionals starting side businesses. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would...

It is the third white trash awards! The awards start at 14:52. Before the awards we have a quick lesson in tariffs, followed by how Midge changed his bosses mind. After the awards show crowns the winner we get a look at R's early life and why he knows about trash so well. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic...

We slam into high gear immediately talking about sluts and who would suck our dicks harder, Ukrainians or Russians. Beave dissects the recent big dogging by the white house. Midge and Beave go ham about economics. Midge has an idea to stop child molesters and they round it out with video games and KillTony. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you ador...

Beave fights fire with crayons! Blue is the color of the sky and red is fire. This episode was off the hinges, laughing, crazy hypotheticals and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us...

Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would...

We talk strippers, vegetable people, cyber warfare, annoying people and politics, cops that do a great job and the ultimate solution. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@p...

We're Always Right! Midge and the gang figure out how to end all future wars without civilian casualties. R slings rope four times in 24 hours and still won't spill about how big his hog is. Beave chooses war with his wife and Midge has never seen Rambo. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or thi...

Does your daughter have her rape card punched? Do you know what a rape card is? Find out on this episode! Beave, R and Midge discuss the political climate, how to start a game show with Barack Obama and Tiger Woods and rounding it off is a relationship advice session and possibly a book in the works! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate...

The boys get into the best way to jerk off in the shower. Lily Phillips fights another British slut that stole her fuck crown. R talks about Indians and how they can solve their female to male ratio problems and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a...