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Asterios Keeps Getting Pulled Over For Some Reason 17.02.2025 1:06:03 ↓

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

Rancho Recaps A Christmas Story Christmas + Asterios Learns "The Luigi" 25.12.2024 59:10 ↓

Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!

Class of '09: The FlipSide, Pt. 2 11.11.2024 55:03 ↓

We finished it! You can't say we didn't. 

Class of '09: The FlipSide 11.10.2024 1:03:53 ↓

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.

Talkin' Talk Tuah: The Hawk Tuah Girl Recap Podcast 28.09.2024 1:05:43 ↓

Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?

The Daniel Larson Panera Bread Freakout (Rancho's Birthday 5, Pt. 2) 26.08.2024 35:12 ↓

50% terrifying, 50% hilarious, 100% unhappy she made me watch this.

Rancho's Birthday 5: Daniel Larson Pulls The Fire Alarm At Olive Garden Edition 26.07.2024 1:12:21 ↓

We're all praying this is her last birthday Edited by ZWICK !

Rancho Makes "Food" From The GarfieldEATS Cookbook 24.06.2024 59:02 ↓

Some of these recipes WON'T kill you!

We Put Daniel Larson On Trial 10.06.2024 1:04:04 ↓

And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer. And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!

Nathen Wins Us Back 31.05.2024 52:07 ↓

And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'état

Daniel Larson Is In Jail & We Are All Responsible 15.05.2024 28:04 ↓

There's blood on your hands, listeners!

Minisode: Asterios Brings His Laptop To Haircuts 06.05.2024 19:52 ↓

We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode! But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.

Asterios Learns About Roblox + Mr. Beast Cancellation Predictions 30.04.2024 55:03 ↓

The Bloxburg Protests are in full effect. Rancho has the latest.

Nathen Narcs on Homer's Donuts 23.04.2024 52:26 ↓

And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"

Sirancha Gets Stardew-Pilled 15.04.2024 1:14:59 ↓

And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new song

The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 08.04.2024 50:20 ↓

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)

NYC's All-You-Can-Eat Weed Buffet Sucks 02.04.2024 49:05 ↓

Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be bad

Nathen Makes The Nickelodeon Scandal About Himself 25.03.2024 1:00:11 ↓

What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.

World Of T-Shirts Returns To Save TikTok 18.03.2024 59:10 ↓

In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...

We Review The Hamtaro Movie Sequel 11.03.2024 1:05:36 ↓

Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review " Hamtaro: The Captive Princess. "

Sirancha Gets Outed As A Straight 04.03.2024 53:35 ↓

And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at once

Should You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Because Asterios Does & Rancho Hates It. 26.02.2024 50:53 ↓

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.

Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving 19.02.2024 53:15 ↓

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)

Rancho vs. The "Woke" Handicapped Symbol 17.01.2024 1:08:56 ↓

Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft server

Rancho’s Birthday: Class of ’09 Edition 03.01.2024 1:31:03 ↓

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"