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"More people get slapped in this movie than in loony tunes cartoons" Join the gang this week as we dive back into the Stephen King classic Carrie.  This is technically a revisited episode but Mikey and Paige were not on the OG episode so their "takes" are Fresh and on point.  You are gonna enjoy this episode. It's one of Stephen King's best movie adaptations, and we had a great time talk...

"Life finds a way" Merry Christmas!!!!  It's that magic time of the month of a magical time of year when not only do the listeners get to pick the listener request.  They can pick ANY movie they want, regardless of theme.  And this year the listeners picked Jurassic Park!  This movie RIPS and is of course a classic movie that blew people away in 1993 and us again when we watche...

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets to kill." Join the gang this week while we break down the better version of "It's a Wonderful Life.  Because the Potter Characters actually get what is coming to them.  Look.  Is this movie a work of art?  No.  not at all.  But is it so much fun it is absolutely going to be a "Go to" Christmas Horror Movie each year?  Hell y...

Happy 300th Episode!!! Join the laughter-packed celebration of The Horror Virgin's 300th episode as the crew unravels the enigmatic Hitchcock classic, Psycho (1960). Tune in for the comedic breakdown, fun insights, and a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners. This milestone wouldn't be possible without your support and enthusiastic word-of-mouth. So, let's embark on a cinematic journey t...

"What is happening?" Step into the chaos with the crew and our awesome guest, Jason Pargin, as we unravel the mysteries of a mind-bending movie. We boldly venture into this cinematic experience with zero knowledge of the video game lore – because, let's face it, we're here to review the movie, not the games. Brace yourselves for a wild ride through confusion as we try to make sense of everything t...

"Welcome to Barrow (Alaska), Inhabitants: 3" Join the gang this week while we revisit a town that goes zero sunlight for 30 days.  Will Todd go mad with Seasonal effectiveness disorder?   Will Paige try to bang Snow Crixus?  Will Mikey finally get to cut a child's head off with a dull axe?  Find out now while we Revisit 30 Days of Night!!! Help Support our HV Family: www....

"The year is 1766... The hunt for a killer has begun" Join the gang this week while we break down a Werewolf movie so wild there isn't even a Werewolf movie in it and we didn't care AT ALL.  This movie has everything, a French Fuckboi, Literally the best thing to ever come out of the American continent, and the Pope's Sexercist.  What's not to love?   Help Support our HV Family...

"Love Never Dies" Dive into this week's episode as the gang delves into the quirkiest Dracula movie to date. Is Gary Oldman's portrayal of Dracula downright eccentric? Does Keanu Reeves deliver his most compelling performance yet? Mikey and Todd may just overuse the term "Bram Stoker's Dracula." Spoiler alert: they absolutely do. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in and enjoy the banter! Help Suppo...

"A Bitch of a Werewolf Movie" Join the gang this week while we go to the woods of Scotland for a special training mission.  Will Todd wash out of the special forces program for not being able to kill a dog?  Will Paige we mesmerized by the Werewolves' large shoulders?  Will Mikey find a way to justify shooting his dog?  Find out now. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com...

"Ten Years Ago he changed the face Of Halloween, now he's back." Join the gang this week while we head back to Haddonfield, Illinois because Michael Myers is on the loose.  This time he is on the hunt for Jamie (Laurie's Daughter).  Why is he hunting her?  No idea.  We aren't sure it's important.  But Dr. Loomis is putting off renegade cop vibes in this movie and we are he...

"The Honeymoon's Gonna Be Killer." Join the gang this week while we break down a move that we could have also done on Romancing the POd.  Cause at the core of this movie, it's about a guy meeting someone with similar interests and falling in love with them, then getting married and having a baby.  It just so happens that they are dolls and the interest they share is murder.   H...

"Oh, yes. There will be blood." Join the gang this week while we dip our severed toe back into the Saw franchise.  This time there is clearly a bigger budget and more action.  But is the action real or is it just a video playback?  I guess you'll have to find out on this breakdown of Saw 2. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode?...

"The city that has seen it all ain't seen nothing yet... If we ever get there!" Join the gang this week, and Nationally recognized Friday the 13th expert (and Bar Owner... maybe) Jonathan Watkins, while they all break down a movie that can't even deliver on the title... but is somehow amazingly fun.  Do we think this is a good movie?  No.  Did we have a blast talking about it? &nbsp...

"It's A Boy!" Join the gang this week while we jump back into a crazy franchise that is just the best!  In this installment, we get to see Freddy as a baby.  And what is better than that?  This movie and episode are pretty insane but we like them that way.   Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin:...

"A movie that refuses to make sense" Join us this week as we dive deep into the confusingly titled 5th installment of the Scream franchise, aptly named "Scream." Opinions are divided, with one of us loving it and two others not so much. It might not be the best Scream movie, but we had an absolute blast dissecting it and sharing our thoughts. Tune in for a lively discussion! Help Support our HV Fa...

"I haven't been ignoring your pod... I've been busy" Join us this week while we break down the listener request winner Talk to Me.  This movie surprised us with how good it is.  We really dig in on what the movie is saying about addiction and disassociation, but we also have a lot of fun too.  We hope you enjoy this one. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What...

"The Bark and the Wicked" Join us this week while we break down one of the saddest movies we have done in a while.  This movie is great and scary.  So scary in fact we divert our attention away from the sadness by becoming investigative journalists and uncovering a possible scam.  It's a heavy but very fun episode.  Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirg...

"A scary movie so bad it couldn't even scare Todd" Have you ever wanted to see a movie that started off pretty decent but ended up feeling like a huge disappointment?  Well, Temple is the movie for you. It sets up so many things the never pay off and honestly ends up being kinda boring because of it.  But we had a GREAT time breaking it down.  Enjoy. Help Support our HV Family: www....

"My nightmare is they won't make any more of these movies" Join the gang this week while we venture to Spain to try and sell our dead father's family abbey.  Will Father Mikey ask for forgiveness for loving down a lady? Will Paige convince Father Crowe to exorcist the demon outta Todd so we can sell this damn place?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin...

"The most feared predator in history...is no longer history." Join the gang this week while we break down this truly insane creature feature.  Will Todd geek out over the truly unbelievable science in this movie?  Will Paige find any way she can to mention that tentacles are sexy? Will Mikey explain the nuances of a "Mikey Movie"? find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.co...

"This ain't no pleasure cruise." Join the gang this week while we break down a movie so bonkers you will swear it was written in the 80s on cocaine.  But it was made in the late 90s and this movie has EVERYTHING!  A cruise ship owner that wants to sink his boat for the insurance, a mercenary captain looking for love in the South China Sea,  a lady cat burglar who might also be looki...

"Aliens thrilled you... The Thing shocked you... Now experience real fear..." Join the gang this week while we travel 3 miles below the ocean to mine silver... for some reason.  Will Mikey find True love while sharing a flask of vodka?  Will Todd convince his fellow sea miners to unionize? Will Paige find any to be the only woman alive with young Robocop at the end?  find out now! H...

"This time... It's personal." Join the gang this week while we travel from Amity to the Bahamas to get away from all these sharks.  Cause sharks don't like to swim in warm water.  So we will be safe in the Bahamas, right?  Like it would be INSANE for one shark to travel from Amity to the Bahamas just for revenge right?  I hope that isn't what this movie is about. Help Support o...

"Life and Death are Meaningless...And Pain Is God." Join the gang this week while we break down our first-ever Rob Zombie film.  We had a LOT of fun in this episode.  did we enjoy the movie?... Kinda.  You'll have to listen to find out. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) See...

"There's Roadkill All Over Texas" Join the gang while we break down the 3rd installment of the TCM franchise.  This movie is not good.  But this movie almost has it all.  Aragorn? Check.  Ken Foree? Check.  A huge saw that looks too expensive to be used for cutting up people? Check. Enjoy this fun episode. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us...