Super Sister Signs

It’s a short one today folks!! Juanita and Brooke catch the listeners up on their busy week off, crowdsource for a cute astrology-themed tarot deck, and each has a VERY Cancer / Capricorn Moment of the Week 😏 Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod o...

In this week's episode, Brooke and Juanita breakdown how Juanita's secret missions party went, each pull a tarot card for the episode, discuss Neptune's exit from Pisces after 15 years, and so much more! It's a short one this week sooo you have no excuse ;) ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find...

This week, Brooke and Juanita discuss their longer-than-usual Cancer and Capricorn Moments of the Week and catch up on the TV and movies Brooke’s been watching (Juanita is too busy re-watching Vanderpump Rules). We also get a HUGE Margaritaville update from Juanita!!! Tune in! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also...

Tune in as Brooke and Juanita search for things to talk about after having recorded their last episode mere days prior! Juanita explains who and what Mr. Beast is, both sister signs try to remember what it’s like to have seasons and weather, and Juanita helps Brooke come up with a cute name for her party planning company. Listen up!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spot...

It’s a new year, a new month and a new astrological season — there is much to catch up on! Brooke and Juanita talk new year’s resolutions versus vision boards, the Chrismukkah party, The Housemaid (spoilers included), Se7en (spoilers included), The Green Mile (spoilers not included), cold plunges on vacation, the curse of January birthdays, and The Notebook: The Musical (spoilers not included). Tu...

Tune into the last Super Sister Signs episode of 2026! Brooke and Juanita catch up on their Hanukkah week plans — Brooke recounts the latkes she made that healed her ancestors — and Juanita describes overcoming a truly harrowing experience of being locked out of her apartment. Brooke also publicly confronts Juanita and Juanita sets the record straight about what could have been the greatest betray...

This week, Brooke and Juanita catch up on the chasm of events that has occurred since their last chat and fight about how to pronounce “caulk” while Frank throws up and Juanita admits to crying in a Mexican restaurant. ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Yout...

This week, Juanita and Brooke are delighted to welcome actress, Pilates instructor, and Brooke’s long-time-long-distance-best-friend Dylan Page to the podcast!  Tune into this extra long episode to hear some hard launches from Dylan, some huge updates from Juanita, and some astrological interpretations from the whole crew.  You can follow Dylan @dylanrpage on Instagram, and make sure to keep an ey...

Brooke shares a reflection on her Cancerian nature, Juanita shares a scary update about her enemy, and they both sing a lot (duh). Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you have a question for our cosmic cou...

This week, Brooke and Juanita WONDER — about their birth charts, why Brooke is such a detective, whether Capricorns or Leos would win in a 2v2 fight, and many more wonders! Tune in to hear them all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹 ...

This week on the pod, Brooke and Juanita admire Jeff Probst’s commitment, celebrate huge election wins across the United States, scream about movie franchise titling gone wrong — and Juanita drops a HUGE update about her enemy. Tune in to find out 😤 (Also, the streaming service we mentioned is called Qoboz !) ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or...

Join Brooke and Juanita for a very special all-Cosmic-Counsel episode! They answer several questions from listeners, covering a range of topics like friend troubles and LA day trip ideas. ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you have...

This week, Brooke and Juanita are thrilled to chat the day away with their Gemini (+ Scorpio moon!) guest, Joe Fitzpatrick! Enjoy this extra-long episode featuring (among many, many things) Brooke and Joe’s ~love story~ plus a discussion of Scorpio season, craving compliments from authority figures, everyone’s new enemies and the latest scandals of the 2025-2026 NBA season. ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate an...

Don’t listen to this episode if you don’t want spoilers for the Halloween movie franchise, Trick r Treat, Juanita’s trip to Big Bear OR Brooke’s trip to West Hollywood!!!!!!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you have a question fo...

This week, Brooke and Juanita call on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for protection as they chit and chat about the ginseng pig-sized hole in Brooke’s heart, the Harvest Moon, dog indifference, and hand out some (solicited!!!) tips on how to start a podcast of your own! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find...

This week, Brooke and Juanita discuss Brooke’s unparalleled ability to commit to mediocre content, the ins and outs of both scamming *and* haggling, and Brooke gets to reveal a huge “bonkarinos swatch-a-roo” buried too deep in the group chat for Juanita to read — live on the podcast!!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You...

Please join Brooke and Juanita in welcoming our Libra guest of honor, Will Wilhelm!! Will (they/she) is a queer superstar and the last shred of Juanita’s life that remains in Chicago. They are also our first long-distance guest! Excuse the technical difficulties and enjoy the riiiiiiide. You can follow Will on Instagram @mx.willwilhelm to stay abreast of their upcoming performances or other flitti...

This week, Brooke and Juanita catch up after their respective travels. They also try out a new theme song for their moments of the week, Juanita updates Brooke on the most amazing airport sighting of all time, and they discuss whether Juanita is crazy or not. Shana tova, have a blessed Mabon, and happy Libra season! Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or whe...

This week, Brooke and Juanita switch things up in the studio! They scream and throw up about some recent horror movie watches, gossip about the latest reality television and romance competition news, and Juanita finally wraps her head around the complicated premise of Brooke’s future wedding.  Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You c...

There is no time to mess around this week!!! Brooke and Juanita dive into the latest, catching up on Juanita's jury duty experience and breaking down how they would deal with each other in a body snatcher situation. They also answer the question everyone has been waiting for.....ARE NUDES OK?! P.S. Sorry about the sound quality on this one! We were trying something new, which we will never do...

We’re BACK in the corner this week, catching up and crying more than ever before!! Juanita shares all the details on her best friend’s gay wedding while Brooke sobs along, and Brooke spills the beans on some of the wedding plans she’s brewing up with her fiancé. --- Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length vid...

This week, Brooke and Juanita are THRILLED to welcome burlesque artist (and famous Leo) Calico Spritz to the podcast!!! They waste absolutely no time — Calico relays a bit of burlesque history before they discuss her origin story, whether or not they could ever be indoctrinated into (or start) a cult, and the exhilaration of quitting your day job. Listen all the way ’til the end for a particularly...

This week, Brooke and Juanita discuss the ugliest fish on the face of the planet, why you should actually be an inconvenience, and answer a listener’s question abut how to get strangers to LEAVE. HER. ALONE!!!! --- Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠ !...

This week, Brooke and Juanita welcome their first guest on the pod 🤯 They learn a great deal about how international adoption works while screaming about some recent personal horrors and, as always, advocating for mental health medication WHEN IT’S NEEDED!!! @Sena_Knutson is an actress, model, and singer based out of LA. Google her, bitch!!!!!! --- Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs...

This week, Juanita and Brooke discuss the problems with book-to-screen adaptations, the problems with shopping if you have any kind of physical body, the problem with changing litter, and run into a problem OF THEIR OWN! You can see them and their friends perform in the Calico Talent Show on Saturday 8/9 at 9:30pm at the Lyric Hyperion. Buy tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/calico-talent-...