Stay Rooted

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Out with the old (sort of), in with the new. Stephani and Lauren are doing some spring cleaning.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stephani and Lauren are alive and well... for now, and sort of. The girls backtrack to bring you up to speed on where they've been, and we're they're trying like hell to go. What's trending harder than the norovirus right now?! These barf covered babes are always on the cutting edge of viral infections. It's time to talk business expe...

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stephani and Lauren bring you another bits and pieces. The ladies review what they've been up to, and where they stand on the captivity of animals. Recollect the good old polo wearing Kanye days, and laugh with the girls the whole way to the weekend.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stephani and Lauren remind us that we are all mad here. Let's discuss the things that drive us crazy, and the weird things in between that keep us sane. Stick around for a very off mark Nugget Couch advertisement and listen to the girls weigh in on Love is Blind and The Bachelor.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stephani and Lauren are here for more bits and pieces. The girls will review what products they have been consumed by, and what is consuming their energy these days. Let them open up to page 75 of their smut... again. And Lauren makes a desperate attempt at a new hairdresser.

Stephani and Lauren wrap up the most emotionally spicy of all the vacation weeks. They take wisdom from the great Verizon fortune, and catch up on Love is Blind. They do all the crafts, and none of the laundry. The ladies are even able to keep the tiny humans thriving without the assistance of a public school system. And always remember, the vacation isn't over until you say it's over. Sticker pac...

Stephani and Lauren are here to talk all things Bachelor, and all of the other nonsense that is floating around in their heads. The girls reflect on their 2008 versions being “just a little emo”, and figure out what Luca from Disney went on to do with his fame. Motherhood has its winding roads, and almost all of them will lead you to the fetal position... aka child's pose. Sticker pack sold below:...

Sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stephani and Lauren are back with a weather update... at least to recount what it takes to bring your family out during a snow day. They'll discuss ways to trick your kids into writing bestsellers, and how your personal handling of a spider tells a story. Take a break or paint a whole room with your favorite mom friends.

Sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stephani and Lauren gather here today to say their bits and their pieces. Stephani discusses her new kitten, while Lauren's family says goodbye to a beloved finned member. Catch up on the Bachelor with our half competent corespondents. They'll talk about how being raised in the Super Sweet 16 MTV era has shaped their generations kids partie...

Happy Galentine's from your girls at Stay Rooted! The ladies discuss what being a good Galentine means to them, and what make a great "anti-valentine's" celebration. Then the co-hosts dive into how they met the men that they co-host life with. Learn how Stephani and Lauren met their husbands, and hear the men's response as well. Buy our cool new sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/...

Stephani and Lauren are rambling through this week's bits. The girls play a quick game of show and tell with the new things they've acquired. Spoiler alert, Steph's is an animal. Catch up with our family anecdotes. And listen to them harmonize (poorly) to their elder emo hits. Let's laugh through the pain, or at least scream outdated lyrics. Buy our cool new sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.m...

Stephani and Lauren are so happy you called! This episode is all about answering questions from Rooties like you! First, we dive into a Love on the Spectrum recap. The ladies probably have no business speak on Bachelor Nation fashion, but they're going to anyways. Then get into some listener questions about the second child shift, empty nesting, break ups, personal growth, mom guilt, and what "Sta...

The academy (Stephani and Lauren) welcomes you back the first annual prestigious award ceremony, The Poddies. This is part 2 of the completely made up award show with very little focus and lots of laughs. Chipotle is both nominated, and shamed. The Golden Poddies for podcast and movie of the year are a close call, you'll have to hear to believe. But we all know Saltburn will be nominated. Noah Kah...

The academy (Stephani and Lauren) return for part 2 of the first annual prestigious award ceremony, The Poddies. The completely made up award show with very little focus and lots of laughs. Chipotle is both nominated, and shamed. And podcast of the year is a very close call. Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify....

Stephani and Lauren are back for more bits. The girls discuss the merch they have in the works, and their strong belief that every animal wants to be their friend. Do your best Inspector Gadget impression, we're solving crime through paw print identification. Cats is on Netflix, and no one asked for it, but it's too weird not to talk about.  The ladies join maximalism for muggles, and un...

Stephani and Lauren discuss the tricky concept of time as you grow. Parenthood will always leave you craving more hours in a day, so when are you supposed to carve out that "you time"? The ladies compare themselves to trash loving wildlife in this week's episode. So, crawl out from whatever dumpster fire you're hiding within and join them for another hour of laughs! Buy our cool new merch here: ht...

Stephani & Lauren are celebrating their first Bits & Pieces, “Thursday’s Version”, by talking about everything from Bob Ross to Gypsy Rose. Do your best to keep up while they bounce around from one disconnected 1/2 thought to another. The girls catch eachother up on their new hobbies they plan to inevitably abandon & whether or not they’re still rooting for Gerry & the rest of bach...

Stephani & Lauren are back at it with another recap, and this time the girls are talking ALL things, Saltburn… yes, even that. What can we say, we’re drawn to the weird like a moth to a flame (IYKYK). Listen along as we dance all around the twisted plot & stay for our hot takes on every scene we found ourselves watching through our fingers. Grab your popcorn & fairy wings, Rooties! We’...

Stephani & Lauren are ready to deliver all of the Bits & Pieces they’ve got left after (just barely) recovering from this holiday season. Try your best to follow along while the girls catch you up on everything from Gypsy Rose to circus snails. The theme is, there is no theme! Come on Rooties, we’re going to the couch probably. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify...

Stephani and Lauren are here to chat with the new moms this year. We’re talking about everything from pregnancy to postpartum. The ladies are here to root for you because there is nothing more beautiful than becoming a mother, but there's also nothing better than having the support of another mama. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix...

Stephani and Lauren finish up the year the only way they know how, rambling at one another. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

Stephani and Lauren are back, and Christmas is officially over! The ladies talk about the blues that come after all the holiday fun. And Stephani tells us what it is like to celebrate your birth in the midst of all that post-festive depression. Nobody likes you when you're 32... and they spent their last dime on stocking stuffers. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/...

Stephani and Lauren are pregaming the holiday celebrations, and you're invited along for the ride. Learn about how Alexa (and AI in general) are helping them watch their tech savvy toddlers. The girl discuss what mall Santa was probably looking like with a Yule tide emo twist. Happy December 20 something! Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Mo...

Stephani and Lauren host another retro movie review. They tackled 2 movies this week and they’re calling it, Home Alone for Eight Crazy Nights. A true holiday movie melting pot! They'll chat about where AI is going for the Christmas season, and the way that we've all been when looking at the McAllisters home now that we understand the housing market. The ladies learn pretty much nothing from White...

Stephani & Lauren are going to catch you up on all the things they’ve been watching once their kids go to bed. They’ll settle the debate of frog vs rat and catch you up to speed on the Donnie’s latest antics. The theme is, there is none, welcome to another Bits & Pieces, baby! You’re gonna love it here. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Roo...