Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back, bracing for the overflow of news currently pelting society. They talk the GIRLS revival officially announced by Lena & Co., Lara’s foray into the Carrie Amazon series, as well East of Eden, Zoe Kazan’s stint in gay jail for her chilling turn in It’s Complicated, Selma Blair’s mid-air terrorism, one influencer’s controversial earthquake thirst traps, and more. Then on R...

Lara and Carey welcome Emmy Award-winning writer, comedian, and native Philadelphian Gabe Liedman to the SUP Stu. They discuss Carey and Gabe’s origin story, the most lowkey home invasion in history, the eternal connection between Bonvoy and Gay, the retail-to-TRL writer pipeline, and more. Then Gabe leads the time loop back to 1998 Seattle, where we lay our scene: the immortal seventh season of t...

Lara and Carey go back for their hearts in San Francisco, but first they discuss the demonic fly swarm taking over Lara’s garden and the woman who pleasured herself on an American Airlines flight. Another morning in SF, and Bronwyn is up early to download Muzzy on all the previous night’s drama and guzzle some Dr. Pepper. Heather and Angie discuss Heather’s love cocoon with Tripp while Angie revea...

Lara and Carey are back with another rendition of GENIUS ALERT, and this time they’re joined in the stu by comedian, clown, and bisexual icon Zack Zucker, whose variety special “Stamptown” is out now on Netflix. They talk Zack’s trajectory from suburban Hudson Valley boy to internationally renowned clown, the LA clown scene, getting rimmed on stage in London, and his profound adoration of SURVIVOR...

Lara and Carey return to God’s greatest prize (UTAH) for another chapter in the ongoing saga that is… Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they discuss the possibility of Verity as gay canon, the mysteries of Dakota Johnson, Lara clearing up confusion over 60 Minutes, the glory of Gilded Age smooth brain, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi’s height appropriate relationship, the Cornell Presi...

Lara and Carey are back with another installment of GENIUS ALERT with screenwriter, creative director and cultural scholar Patrik Sandberg, who makes his grand SUP return today. Together they delve into the seminal and earth-shattering three episode splendor of SCARY ISLAND, from season three of RHONY. With Ramona’s rindom 17th anniversary vow renewal to Mario on the horizon, she organizes a pseud...

Lara and Carey are back in Brigham Young’s Utah for the second episode of the new RHOSLC season. But first they discuss the shoncking splatter fest displayed by the victor of a fitness competition in China, the new street drug ready to snatch Fentanyl’s demonic wig, and Farah Abraham’s goth daughter. On RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow introduces the world to her dear friend and former glam girl, Quai, who’s l...

Lara and Carey are back for another rendition of Genius Alert, and this time they’ve enlisted the brilliance of 5x Emmy-winning writer and reality TV scientist, Ali Barthwell. They discuss Ali’s new book “Reality TV for Snobs,” which acts as a definitive guide to the essential reality shows of the 21st century, including Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and, of course, America’s Next Top Model;...

Lara and Carey are back in the promised land for a new season of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and 2026 is off to a devastating start. After being released from an 86-day stint in prison, Robert Jr. tragically passes away, leaving a bereaved Mary to soldier on in the face of utter despair. The women temporarily bury their many hatchets to rally behind their favorite First Lady and celebrate y...

Cultural commentator, writer and TikTok powerhouse Leslie Ye (AKA Prozac Barbie) joins Lara in the SUP stu for a tête-à-tête regarding an episode from the one-season-wonder that took 2010 by storm: Kell on Earth! As Carey rebuilds after a devastating strep throat diagnosis, Lara and Leslie dive into the lasting impact of Kelly Cutrone's no-nonsense workplace approach, her incredible life as a sing...

Lara and Carey welcome Los Angeles native, electro-clash icon and podcast prophet Heather Jewett to the SUP stu for another chapter of GENIUS ALERT! First they discuss Heather’s musical past in legendary indie band Gravy Train!, getting cancelled on early 2000s lesbian message boards, taking the temperature in the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the sweeping crisis of straight men turning to the outdoor...

Lara and Carey turn the page on another chapter of the inaugural Genius Alert series, this time calling in fellow Los Angeles reality scholar/social media star, Farai Bennett. They discuss Farai’s anti-Valley but (pro-SUP Valley) recaps mentality, Lara’s relationship to the VPR universe at large, and more. Together the three take on a doozy of an undertaking… recapping parts 1-4 of Kim's Fairytale...

Lara and Carey return with one last dispatch for the season three reunion of The Valley, but first they discuss Carey’s breaking medical news, Meghan and Harry’s California exodus back to the UK, a brand new blueberry recall, an Amazon drone mishap in Texas, a Chinese robot’s over-ambitious sprint, LA’s delivery robots meeting in the dead of night, and more. Back on The Valley, Danny’s boozy shena...

Lara and Carey return for part II of the season three reunion for The Valley, but first they discuss the war against Bethenny’s Supermodel Cafe in The Hamptons, a mother/daughter duo’s war against Big Data Centers in the name of Christ, the bust of a well-oiled cocaine ring at a Penn Stare, and Marc Jacobs being open to styling Luigi Mangione. Then on the Valley reunion, lunchtime is officially ov...

Lara and Carey lock back into the San Fernando Valley, but first they discuss Jax’s now-deleted tirade against Brittany on Instagram, Clavicular’s harrowing new transmoggification, the confounding wigs in the forthcoming The Beatles biopic, taking things to a place of Donna in The Grateful Dead, and more. Then on part one of the Valley season three reunion, the cast assembles to air their grievanc...

Lara and Carey dive headfirst into another chapter of the inaugural GENIUS ALERT series, this time enlisting the help of bonafide genius, friend of the pod, musician and Los Angeles pod maven herself, Chloe Coover. They discuss Chloe’s lit’ral birthday, the Los Angeles of yesteryear, and the fall of celebrity culture. Then they go back in time to the halcyon days to discuss Chloe’s favorite realit...

Lara and Carey are joined by one of New York City’s greatest imports, Josh Lora aka TELL THE BEES, to recap his favorite reality TV episode, “Bras and Brawls Pt. 2 “ in season two of The Real Housewives of Miami. The commentator discusses his apocalyptic experience in LA so far, how he got his start on TikTok, his eternal “A Little Life” beef, being a Non-Math Gay, and more. On RHOM, Lisa’s linger...

Lara and Carey return for the season finale of The Valley, but first they discuss Lara’s upcoming Italian eclipse moment, the new but not surprising Jared Leto sex pest doc on BBC, testing their skills on the two questions that led to Ben Affleck’s Who Wants to be a Millionaire? victory, Bethenny Frankel’s new supermodel cafe, and Bryan Johnson’s longevity fatigue. Back on The Valley, Halloween ap...

Carey and Lara are back with a penultimate recap of everyone’s favorite hetero nightmares, but first, Lara takes time out to speak out on a new initiative she’s undertaking to fight for the movie-going spirit of Los Angeles. They also talk Nicole Kidman’s possible new beau or possible new gay, newly surfaced video of Clavicular’s middle school graduation, Danny Booko’s TMI battle with porn addicti...

Lara and Carey return to talk Lara’s upcoming international adventure, moving heaven and earth for the upgrade, Carey’s high altitude bathroom rituals, a harrowing new “Special Forces” cast featuring Brandi Glanville and George Santos, a history-making “Golden Life” update, and finally seeing The Rizzler as a national treasure. They also discuss the breaking news that Jax and husband Brittany’s lo...

Lara and Carey return to the birthday trip of nightmares, but first they discuss Jenn Pendranti’s son allegedly committing arson and Justin Baldoni and his wife’s rindom new Instagram video, beamed in from Nashville. Back on The Valley, the day of judgment begins: Danny’s birthday, and Brittany forgot to wear her stomach compressions overnight! Brittany, Lala, and Jinet sit out Danny’s Miami Vice...

Lara and Carey reunite after his whirlwind Fire Island adventure. They discuss his gay ass vacation, Madonna’s LGBTQ opus, the artist selling trash cubes from Taylor’s Fall of Rome wedding, Lena Dunham’s continuing to triumph over evil, and more. Then back on the unholy birthday trinity trip in Mexico, Schwartz’s bday lunch from Hell rages on, as Jinet breaks down to Jason over Danny’s drunken beh...

Lara and Carey lock back in for the second installment in SUP’s brand new series: GENIUS ALERT. This time, they enlist comedian/social media star Charles Hsu to pick his favorite episode of reality TV ever: “Slutty Island” on RHONY Season 5. First, the three discuss Charles’s introduction to SUP, how Sonja Morgan inspires his characters on TikTok, the Love Island industrial complex and taking thin...

In a brand new SUP series “GENIUS ALERT” Lara and Carey are joined by the inimitable duo from New York, Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler, hosts of the iconic Girls Rewatch podcast, to recap their favorite reality show episode of all time. They discuss their brief foray into LA and Evan’s perma-war with Bethenny Frankel, tracking her TikTok posting schedule and exploring the trials and tribulation...

Lara and Carey return to Puerto Vallarta to check in with the San Fernando Valley’s greatest luminaries. But first they discuss tragic news about Lady Martha’s beloved bet bird Hecate, the future of Ladies of London: The New Reign, the artist formerly known as Club Chalamet meeting her match in a fellow Connor Storrie super-fan in Paris, and more details about Taylor Swift’s terrifying wedding at...