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Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriu...

This week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin Bieber's giant suit, Bruce Willis leaving acting due to his Aphasia, Martha Stewart's Instagram and the fate of her cat, Madonna's bizarre TikTok video and Jackie's beautiful TikTok tribute to Holden (Check it out on the Page 7 TikTok !), April 19th April R...

We may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. S...

This week we're gossin' (at length) 'bout the SLAP and ALL the discourse surrounding it, Oscar fashion, the incoherent Oscar Fan Favorite selections, and more Oscars weirdness. Meanwhile, celeb conspiracy corner; Kid Rock's Body Double!?  A bizarrely deadly list! The Blindz and SHOUTZ!!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to list...

This week we're GASSIN' 'bout Purple People Eaters, the Goopiness of the Oscar Swag Bag (including complementary plastic surgery) and Swag Bags in general, advancements in intimacy gels, the dangers of holding in farts & keeping the romance alive, Ye's Grammy performance ban, Holden's VillainsFest plans, Dolly Parton NOT being able to give up her Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nom, and in celeb conspira...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the struggle of working vacations, the Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond and posing the REAL question of 'what CAN be turned into a diamond?', the increasingly High School feeling downfall of Ye (with another appearance by LPN's 4 time Round Tabler of the Year Michael Che), Kim K's horrible take on work, Dolly Parton bowing out of her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, a...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's wedding plans, the impending Skeleton Brunch Summer, NYers having sex too loud, the parallels between Riverdale and The Batman, the Murder Mystery Stream on OhnoitsJackie sponsored by Stryx, the great crocs debate, MORE BIG RANCH, learnin' TikTok, Kanye posting that he's dead, the disaster zone that is the Love is Blind Season 2 reunion, IS IT A CAKE!?, the b...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the use of the phrase "I Can't Hear You", Mr. Bubz vs Lil Bub (RIP), the Queen possibly being dead, the president of the Ukraine's past voice role as Paddington Bear, the fallout of the SAG Awards not being canceled and the state of internet discourse in general, Jackie's Hidden Valley Ranch rabbit hole, the nonexistent trend of Skeleton Brunches, Matthew McConaughey'...

This week we're gossin' 'bout getting used to being open breasted, Kanye West and the art of throwin' stuff, defunct Shamrock Shake bearing McDonald's Land Characters, MJ's multiday House of Gucci experience, Britney Spears upcoming tell all book, MJ ponders how the pandemic changed reality tv, Christine from Sister Wive's new cooking show called  "Cooking with JUST Christine", the troubling frami...

In this very special and very upsetting Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's trip to Florida, Julia Fox not crying since 1997, Kanye's continued spiral and it's supporting cast, Nick Cannon's continued obsession with spawning, the Batman Calzony, the amazing Super Bowl Halftime Show, our favorite Super Bowl commercials, and in celeb conspiracy corner; is Cheryl Blossom from Riverdale based on Quinn...

This week we're gossin' 'bout M I L K, the disaster that is the 2022 Olympics, the impending Super Bowl, Goop taking a chomp of THAT candle, Ariana Grande's impressive impression of Jennifer Coolidge, Oscar & Razzie Stories, NYU adding a class on Taylor Swift and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Dakota Johnson lock customers inside of a coffee shop!? Lastly, an anger filled list, blinds and Shoutz!...

This week we’re gossin' 'bout the tragic lives and deaths of groundhogs, the shittiest months of the year and bad birthday timing, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's coming spawn, MJ’s Post Noro Glow, the cycle of love bombing Julia Fox has become entangled in, Kanye’s Hellish Rebuke of NFTs (but ask him later), Justin Bieber paying 3x the price for a monkey JPEG, Sean Penn needs to take a walk, Minnie Mous...

This week we're mourning the passing of Meatloaf and pay tribute by gossin' 'bout Meatloaf doing anything for love (but getting pegged), the finer points of karaoke etiquette, Holden recalls his brothers descent into Young Life, M&M's going to horny jail but it's okay because they are now inclusive, Peter Dinklage (properly) rages at Disney on the WTF podcast, Julia Fox x Kanye West's couple name...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the adventure of going to the furniture store, celebrity body part insurance policies, Holden's dark trumpet secrets, mailman hands, the When We Were Young Festival and its rip RWARin lineup, Daniel Radcliffe prepping to play Weird Al, Nicole Kidman responds to the feedback from her AMC ad, the rightful backflash regarding Melanie Lynskey's treatment on the set of Yel...

This week we mourn the passing of Bob Saget and goss' 'bout what's okay to talk about regarding Spider-Man: No Way Home, how many movie trailers is too many, the vast differences between movie and TV people, Jackie and MJ having joined the cult of porch geese and discovered the wonders of Miles Kimball, Reese Witherspoon's habit list and Ina Garten's much more relatable one, breaking news regardin...

Holden and Jackie are joined by the fabulous Natalie Jean of LPN's SPUN as they mourn the loss of Betty White and goss' 'bout the ill-fated celebration and preparation for Betty White's 100th bday, OJ Simpson's cat's adventures, the risks and intricacies of selling jars of your own farts as learned by a certain 90 Day star, the worst NFT's ever made, the national treasure that is Miley Cyrus and h...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Holden's patented Sad Boy Christmas Birthday, reminiscing about the filmic experience of Cats ahead of the Twitch watch tonight, the intricacies and conspiracies of the ill-fated horoscopes, poor editing choices in music videos leading to some weird feelings, is Jackie the Charlie Browniest?, the misplaced rage we're filled with for the Harry Potter Tournament of Hous...

It's that time of year again as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow.   The heaviside layer isn't nearly as nice as our Patreon page! Support us at Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswi...

It's time to take a trip to the Great Pop's Chocolate Shop in the Sky with our returning special guest Geoff!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsp...

This week we're gossin' 'bout our special guest, Spaceman Jenkin's day to day space life, Snoop Dogg reading a frustrating list of Golden Globe nominations, the astounding accent work in House of Gucci, Time's Person of the Year, Tom Cruise's kinky annual 99 dollar cake gifting, Holden's very personal future holiday traditions, the drama around the recent Jeremy Strong profile and in celeb conspir...

What's hard to understand? It's a simple generational curse.   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. S...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the holiday spirit, Mariah Carey, scissors and a 60 POUND D&G gown extravaganza, Pete Davidson and MGK give a gentlemanly dissertation about the meat dangling between them legs, Jackie Vegas (and Vegas in general), Ree Drummond's what you expected Christmas movie, the status of famous Christmas movie homes, Cardi B's Whip Shots and her feelings towards our current pol...

Wow. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Intro song by Green Dreams. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection an...

This week we're gossin' 'bout a certain timely set of shoes, ghosts of friends with Christmas past, the evolution/unchanging beast that is Hallmark Christmas movies, how many tears we shed for the Norwegian Postal Service Santa ad, the unlikely team up of Mariah Carey and McDonald's, Keanu continuing to be Keanu, Rhianna's new National Hero status, Lindsay Lohan's engagement, more Kim and Pete new...

Finally some girl orphans! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information ab...