Nuzzle House

A fathers day lesson on how kids just don't care about you. They don't care about you at all. They'll go out of their way to hurt you through lies and deception every time. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

I decide to spend my summer reading a classic story about young boys scrappin' and yellin'. I also begin the long journey of navigating a minefield of racist language. Sit back and enjoy an American classic. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

One story about appreciating the morons you live with by comparing them to even worse morons. And another about why you should never screw over a freelancer. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/4040/the-red-fairy-book Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

We also learn: Ben actually likes being in the office again. Glen's is starting to think his lawn work is a compromise in his dignity Gretchen is trying to get crows to give her gifts Ben is finally as ignorant as Glen, and he doesn't like how it feels Go read the books yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/ghostbusters-the-original-movie-novelizations-omnibus/9781789094664 Visit https://nuzzlehous...

A story about the failure of quantim computing... because it has 'down-time' like the weather? Oh well. Also: I get to fight with a bug who kept crawling around on my screen- that's probably pretty fun for you to hear. Go on, read it yourself: https://manybooks.net/titles/variousother09Thoughtcrime_Experiments.html Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

This week we talk about a couple of books: The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle - by Stuart Turton Claudia and the Phantom Phone Calls - by Ann M. Martin We also learn: Ben is back on his job Glen's lawn and unicorn riot are the only things keeping him sane Gretchen keeps taking her segment to the max Glen's dad won't stand for abstract talk about his 1959 Peugeot 403 Go read the books yourself:...

Took a break during the protests in my city before recording this episode. I was hoping that the story would be a nice break, but nope. The hero of our story is a jerk to the very end. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/day-of-the-moron-9781530351428/9781530351428 Listen to Miette's Bedtime Story Podcast here: https://www.miettecast.com/ Follow Miette on twitter: https://twitter.c...

This week we talk about a couple of books: Dying Every Day: Seneca at the Court of Nero - by James Romm The Great Alone: A Novel - by Kristin Hannah We also learn: Ben Gets to keep his job Glen's neighbors LOVE his lawn Gretchen is taking her segment to the next level Go read the books yourself: Dying Every Day: Seneca at the Court of Nero https://bookshop.org/books/dying-every-day-seneca-at-the-c...

An opinionated and sexist jerk decides to make all his employees take an intelligence test. Because he's convinced 'morons are going to blow the building up'. We get to learn a lot about unions too... ugh. Also, I tried to have my window open so you could hear the soothing sounds of life outdoors like Miette from her 'bedtime stories' podcast. But that'll go south pretty quick when you have drunk...

This is that last book that anyone who is going insane from quarentine should ever read. But I did. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-yellow-wallpaper/9781680920703 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

This week we talk about a bunch of books: Sapiens - by Yuval Noah Harari The Woman in Black - by Susan Hill Ringstones - by Sarban (John Wall) We also learn: Ben is worried about losing his job Glen decides to start smoking a pipe Gretchen gives us another chance with a new gardening tip Glen is deeply inspired by Michael Jordan Ben refuses to admit he's afraid of losing his job Go read the books...

We learn about an idolater who will do whatever it takes to get the gods to listen to his prayer... Just like Michael Jordan. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/wonder-tales-the-book-of-wonder-and-tales-of-wonder/9780486432014 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

A man finds a town where people only die when they hear a voice calling their name- and somehow he manages to ruin it. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/540 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

This week we talk about a bunch of books: The Sparrow - by Mary Doria Russell My Work Is Not Yet Done - by Thomas Ligotti We also learn: Ben's free and easy lifestyle may be over soon Glen learns that making carbonated milk isn't worth it Gretchen pushes back on criticisms of her gardening tips Glen hates his new cat Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

I read a weird, proto-Snow White story, where only one dwarf seems self-aware and the witch dies in iron dancing shoes. Also, my love of Josh Gad died when he sexualized himself. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/540 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

This week we talk about a bunch of books: Behold the Dreamers - by Imbolo Mbue The witches of New York - by Ami McKay In the House upon the Dirt Between the Lake and the Woods by Matt Bell We also learn: Ben has a REALLY nice set of legs Glen needs a more 'Adventurous Palate' More gardening tips from Gretchen! Glen is obcessed with Josh Gad Ben might start dating people on Goodreads Visit https://...

If you're powerful enough to keep a deathless man in your closet, why can't you do it again when you boyfriend frees him? Also, there's a Babba Yaga appearance for almost no reason. Enjoy Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/4040/the-red-fairy-book Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Using the power of being a brain in a vat to destroy your enemies. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/4808/all-in-the-mind Go listen to Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom Podcast: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/moaning-myrtles-bathroom/id1430595555?mt=2 twitter: https://twitter.com/myrtlebathpod Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

This week we talk about a bunch of books: * The Blind Earthworm in the Labyrinth by Veeraporn Nitiprapha * he Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz by Erik Larson * In the House upon the Dirt Between the Lake and the Woods by Matt Bell * Witches of New York by Ami McKay We also learn: * Ben can't video date because you can't work your pheromones over zoo...

A scrappy gum-shoe figures out a crime. Nothing matters anymore. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/3474/arson-plus Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

The story of a group of people in Australia who have six months before the end of the world. This week we learn: Ben LOVES not having to work, Glen breaks his social distancing rules and hangs out with his neighbors, No tips from Gretchen, Glen needs to develop a pre-flight list for the show that includes taking care of dead mice. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Beach-Nevil-Shute/d...

What do you do when you're the sole survivor of a bloody battle? Chase after women. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/1628/gods-of-the-north Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

What starts out as an annoying customer turns into a game of cat-and-mouse. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/696/hunted-down Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

The story of a group of people in Australia who have six months before the end of the world. We learn: Ben is basically jobless Glen has nothing to talk about except how he hates his new cat Gretchen has pro-tips from George Washington Glen thinks Meg Ryan is 'comely'. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Beach-Nevil-Shute/dp/0307473996 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

In the future, when you have a baby in a 1/1 population system the watch-word is 'sacrafice'. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/912/2-b-r-o-2-b Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.