Matthew, Mark, News and John

This week Mark reveals that his only interaction with another human being in a week didn't go very well and John has more sandwich notions. We also have stories about children getting stuck in claw machines, weed and cash donated to a charity shop, camel beauty pageants, running butter and more! ____________________________________ TIME STAMPS AND LINKS 00:00 - Hello - the show starts here 01:...

This week John makes us his comfort meal of a Dolmio toasted sandwich and as much as we want to give him shit about it, it turns out that "boy kibble" is a thing. We also have stories about Wrestling Speed Dating, Masturbating in court, a fight in a Waffle House over Hash Browns, Matt's hairy ears and Mark's encounter with a conspiracy loving taxi driver._________________________...

This week we have stories all about an influencer live streaming his partner giving birth, AI pants that count your farts, rotisserie chicken fight club, a fake kidnapping and no more butt plugs for the US Department of War! For shame! __________________________________ Time stamps: 00:00 - Intro, hellos and John finally has some news - but we're not having it. 09:11 - Weekly Weird Wupdates 10...

This week we have stories all about a Japanese man who had his penis removed to serve it to 5 people for dinner, a booby trapped drug dealer's houses, and a fight club organsied by terrible staff at a nursing home! These, more weird news and Mark has another stressful train journey! __________________________________ Time stamps: 00:00 Mark meets his doppelganger and "No News John" s...

This week we've got stories about terrorising turkeys, weird shoplifting lists, dating twins at the same time and more! Time stamps: 00:00 - Intro, hellos, printers and fighting human sized fish. 07:25 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Intro 08:28 - Turkeys gone wild 12:45 - Man steals a lot (a lot) of meat and "personal items" and arrives home to find his girlfriend cooking with another man....

Send us a voice note ⁠⁠ with your stories, feedback or shoutouts and take part in the poll below! This week we've got stories about billionaires who obviously have more money than sense, (and Matt shares a personal penis pump story) fake laws and urban legends from Ireland including Leprechauns being protected species and a man having a WWI artillery shell removed from a place it definitely should...

Send us a voice note ⁠ with your stories, feedback or shoutouts! We start off with listener feedback from the last episode, and somehow end up asking if we stand up or sit down to wipe ourselves! (With a poll below for you to take) Then we have stories about masturbating walruses, bald sexual harassment and a restaurant specialising in serving death row prisoners' last meals. All of this and much...

Send us a voice note with your stories, feedback or shoutouts! Economies preparing for Alien invasions, Irish words and phrases that have made it into the Oxford dictionary, and a woman who nearly got cremated but woke up just in time! Mark gives insight into his stand up comedy, John gets beaten up by a child and Matt hates that people have to pee. All of this and much more, get stuck in. If you...

The pilot episode of our show. Rough in every sense! But we've got stories about MRI's, James Taylor getting arrested and a man stealing the bus that didn't show up to bring him home! Thanks so much for listening, liking and following it means a lot! If you have a story to share, comment below or drop us a mail to MMNJPod@gmail.com