Life's a Pitch Podcast

We pitch some sports movies this week with "William the Conker-er" being the main feature. A film in which the school kids battle it out for playground supremacy at "The Battle Of Hastings Primary". Honourable Mentions You Were The Ping To My Pong - An old ex-ping-pong/couple are re-united when there elderly-folks home is threatened by a real estate mogul. Thirty Love - A man who's main ambition i...

Matt and Tom recount their overfamiliarity with the process of wedding receptions. Pitch a supernatural nightmare wedding feast, and "I Just Want to Marry Keanu Reeves"

Always the screenplay, never the screen. We pitch wedding movies only to find one wedding planner caught between two very powerful and dangerous families. Also featured this episode: Married Under a Full Moon Go Turbo-Catholic I Think I Just Wed Myself Stag Don't

We have a timely talk about the time Moonlight won best picture and pitch some more martial arts movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 370, it might be worth listening to that before listening to this to get some context... Or not... You do you!

We come out fighting with this episode as we pitch some Martial Arts Movies! Honourable mentions Dick Kick'em - Remember that video game from the early 90's about a guy who kicks people? Well, here's the movie! Drop Kick Gorgeous - It turns out it is incredibly hard to pitch a fashion based martial arts movie without making a lot of references to Zoolander...

We talk murder mysteries with Dave and pitch some more movies in the Nobby Noir series including 'Corpse Roulette', 'Late Arrivals', and 'Who, what, when, where, WHY!?'

We pitch a series of murder mysteries featuring brand new detective Nobby Noir. The murder of a pre-school headteacher goes completely ignored as Nobby is more interested in finding out who stole one of the kid's sippy cups, but are the two events related? Other Nobby Noir stories featured this week: It was f**kin' one of yas and A bloody inconvenience

We talk about the Kaiju genre and pitch some more Kaiju movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 368. You might want to go listen to that episode before devouring this one. Just a suggestion.

We destroy cities this week as we pitch some colossal Kaiju movies! Honourable mentions Colossal Capybara - It's just a movie about a huge capybara really... Nothing much else there. Godzilla Runs for Mayor of Tokyo - Maisie Williams must fight her dad played by Ben Mendelssohn for the soul of Tokyo and Godzilla

We pitch some more Transport thrillers, and discuss the most frightening forms of transport, stormy airport streams, our ideal guests, and more! Featuring: "HELL-icopter", "London, Underground?", and "The Bus That Could Slow Down but Didn't"

When the police commissioner's daughter is trapped on a smart-cycle by a hacker with a grudge, the cops have to turn to the person they derided most, the officer who mainly does charity bike rides. Also featured: Something's got to scream, it might as well be buses. Shit, we've been diverted to Wrexham!

We chat about the Family Magical Realism genre and pitch some more movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 366, it might be worth listening to that before this one. But hey we can't stop you... it's all content init.

Strap yourself in for some Family Magical Realism as we pitch "Truthpaste" as Timothee Chalamet has to look past his spy training and help a family who has come in possession of a truth serum excreting toothpaste. Honourable mentions The Wishing Biscuit - A family get a biscuit that can grant wishes and are hunted down by the fruits of said wishes. The Secret of the Coffee Bean - A kid, who really...

In a fun-filled deleted scenes notably longer than the episode itself, we talk about weird Saturday Morning Cartoon adaptations from movies pitched at adults, then pitch some very strange cartoons of our own featuring some Wikipedia goblins trying to foil the evil Q and his conspiracy theories, then pitch a movie about Rasputin being drafted into the local high-school cheerleader squad.

This week we're doing the job of wacky kids tv show presenters and serving as a buffer between Saturday Morning cartoons. Vince McMahon wants John Cena back in the WWE, and he'll send out wrestler-controlling snakes to fight for his contract.

We pitch some more mascot movies including one where Dido gets transformed into a dog, and has to team up with human sledgehammer Peter Gabriel in order to overcome the fallout from Kate Bush's deal with god (after running up that hill). Also featured Max Overdrive and the Land Rovers, which is about a group of medical abominations trying to figure out how to get to a rooftop, and whether their ba...

We pitch some mascot-centered animated movies, Featuring the birth of a monstrous millennial icon who motorbikes his way onto our WAP-enabled phones and has since refused to leave. But what if the crazy frog had a more wholesome beginning?

In which we pitch a PT Barnum staple space epic and Nic Cage is resurrected to curse some space adventurers. This is the deleted scenes for episode 363, so we suggest to listen to that for more context... or not, we kinda just pitch films in this one so you'll probably get it. But you should listen to that episode anyway, because it is also good.

Episode 363: Moon Patrol: The Movie by Matt and Tom

We pitch a speculative crime movie about the upcoming conflict between the powers that be and one lone 3D printing enthusiast.

We pitch some biopics of the most heinous made-up criminals in fake history! Featuring the Zodiac of the modern age "Litterer". Honourable mentions go to: "Chumblethorpe Meatstrainer in Larceny at the Library" "Cat Bin Lady" "Oi! Mate!" and "Life's a Pitch, then somebody dies"

We talk about films that are coming out in 2022 and pitch some more movies based on titles of movies that are coming out in 2022. Enjoy!

We starting the year off by pitching movies based on actual films that are scheduled to come out this year! (2022) As well as a found footage movie about Elvis, we also pitch; Lightyear - Jupiter is turning into a new sun and no one will be able to sleep in this Roland Emmerich disaster. The Batman - Gotham's hero gets a fresh new outing that will surprise you.

In a bunch of new pitches and deleted content, we pitch some more Arthurian Legends!

We pitch movies based on Arthurian Legend this week, and when one knight's quest to return a sacred artifact goes awry, can he help someone in a very different kind of need? Honourable Mentions: Merlin, I am falcon - What happens when the keeper of birds gets ideas above his station. A wish gone right is as dangerous as a wish gone wrong. Fuckinnnnn' Arthur Brah - Is is a teen comedy about the hi-...