Life's a Pitch Podcast

We talk more about the new villain genre and pitch a film about Rita Repulser off of the Power Rangers. This is the deleted scenes for episode 384, you might want to listen to that before listening to this one.

We pitch a sympathetic look at how Dracula came to be Dracula in this horror comedy. Honourable mentions: Only Doom, Never the Groom - The son of an evil villain tries to distance himself from his family business in order to get married The Inkjet Printer - A sentient printer decides enough is enough

We pitch The Ascension of the Jersey Royals. A movie in which potatoes have already gained sentience off-screen, and now they want the crown? We also talk about natural disaster movies and try to frame War of the Worlds from the aliens' point of view. These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 383. If you crave a crumb of context, please go back and listen to the main episode...

We pitch some Natural Disaster movies, including the a bunch of youths saving their community from a cascade of lava in a block of flats by breaking all the rules! Also pitched this week: Big Trouble in Little Plumpton Revenge of the Weatherman

We chat heist movies and the queen becomes a twitch streamer.

We delve into the world of Heist Movies this week as Tom Cruise has to steal milk from a cabal of rich folks who have made it a scarcity. Honourable Mentions: That Jpeg Was One Of A Kind - Some NFT bros attempt to steal a Non Fungible piece of art. The Hatton Coat Caper - A fashion student and a thief have a competition to get the best coat and hat combo.

We pitch a movie in which a portal to the meat dimension is found in a diner toilet, and the man who'll do anything to keep it secret. Also we try to figure out the exact extent of the tenuous multiverse genre.

We're joined by comedian Aiden Pyne to pitch some weird and baffling Multiverse Movies!

You join is the back room of a western saloon as we talk about our favourite westerns, which actors missed out on the western film boom and we pitch a Pirates of the Caribbean-esque western movie set in a saloon.

Saddle up as we hit the Wild West once again and pitch some rootin' tootin' westerns! Honourable mentions: That's the smallest pistol I've ever seen - a blacksmith gets his fingers cut off and makes a gun to get revenge. Grindstone Cowboy - A bandit must escape punishment with this grindstone around his neck.

We discuss our hopes for the Kenobi series and pitch some ridiculous Star Wars spin offs! These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 379, if you want some context, best go and listen back to the main episode. Or don't, we're not your dad.

Hoping to take advantage of the sudden influx of Disney+ Star Wars shows, we decide to pitch our own new movies and shows! Featuring such gems as: "That's Not Podracing, THIS is Podracing!" "Looking for love in Alderaan Places" "It's time for The Palpatine Show" and of course - "BLUE: The Max Rebo Story" in which one unlucky little alien seems to be causing accidents across the galaxy, but is ther...

Tom talks about meeting one of the stars of "The Room", we discuss our own theatre experiences and pitch a movie called "I was built different, I was built stupid." This is the deleted scenes for episode 378, so it might be worth listening to that before listening to this one.

We ask the hard questions about what it means to be human this week as we pitch some thought provoking robot movies. Honourable Mentions include Dyson Airblade 6 - A group of "Bladespotters" try to get the plans to the latest Dyson hand dryer. The CAPTCHA Incident - A robot and cop duo solve a crime but the culprit is not who you'd expect.

Carrying on the Grab Bag this week, here's some outtakes from the Mystery episode 369 as we pitch The Gun with The Missing Bullet and somehow end up pitching a George Lucas biopic?

Due to illness this week, we were unable to record as planned, but we have saved up just enough never-before-heard pitches to create an episode! Tune in to hear some great pitches we couldn't squeeze into our Kaiju and Transport Thriller episodes!

We pitch some more movies based on the titles of novels! This is the Deleted Scenes for episode 376, if you haven't listened to that already, go ahead... it's a goodie!

This week we tackle some classic works of literature as we pitch the disaster movie "Everybody Poops" Honourable mentions: "The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil" - A boxing factory worker makes a series of wishes which have some devastating consequences. "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" - A rags to riches story about a caterpillar who becomes the saviour of San Francisco

We pitch a couple more paranormal movies including 'Could You Not' and 'Love at Second Sight' and have a chat about our favourites from the genre, both spooky and cheerful! These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podcast episode 375, if you want more context we recommend you go check that out first. Or don't, we're not your dad.

We pitch some Paranormal movies. When one "child" (Adult Haley Joel Osment) begins seeing the ghosts of a family who died in the car crash he was involved in, he must discover the psychic power that is fuelling the creation of these poltergeists. Also pitched this week: Flying Crockery Must Go! Moving Day

We chat about the Reality TV hits and what it means to pitch a hit Reality TV show as well as pitch some more hit reality TV shows! This is the deleted scenes for Episode 374 so, if you haven't already, listen to that episode for some more Reality TV pitches.

This week we've been tasked with pitching content to fill some airspace for a reality TV channel. What could possibly go wrong! Pitched shows include: I Rate Paint By Flavour I Actually Am Here To Make Friends Live In A Post Apocalypse Surprise Relay Races The Great Yorkshire Wash Up Four In A Shed GCS-Easy Enjoy listening and remember who pitched it!

This is a Deleted Scenes just HEAVING with bonus pitches, tune in to hear extra fashion movies like: 'Needle and Threat' 'H Before M' and 'Donnay Kid on the Block'

We set out to pitch some movies set in the fashion industry, and end up pitching a weird, violent sequel to the Airplane series. When the pilots and the models are pitted against each other by the men in charge, will they realize too late that they're just pawns in a larger game. Also featured this episode: Who Wears Short Shorts? Plethora of Plaid

Deleted Scenes: Sheffield Had A Ski Slope Which Burned Down... Twice by Matt and Tom