Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ket tells Kim about Sam Raimi’s “do-over” of the first Evil Dead - Evil Dead II. They doubled the budget to this one, godbless’em, to $4.12, and listen… bravo. If anyone would like to join Ketryn’s Bruce Campbell fan club, let us know. Stay tuned for part 2 of Ket’s Fangirl Frenzy with the second half of Evil Dead II. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Sam Raimi, Scott Spiegel Support the girls on PATREON for...

Kim finishes telling Ket about Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. We’re still unclear about the arm-holding-an-arm-holding-a-spike weapon but we remain crystal clear about how hot Shawn Hatosy is. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. Dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett Writers Guy Busick, R. Christopher Murphy Support the girls on PATREON for some s...

Kim tells Ket about the highly anticipated Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, written by friend of the pod - Guy Busick. What it SHOULD have been called was Ready or Not 2: Many Queens! We got our girl Samara, kid sister Kathryn Newton and QUEEN EFFING BEE HERSELF, Sarah Michelle Gellar! It’s almost too much to handle. Stay tuned to see if Kim ever figures out what that arm holding a spike thing is. Dir...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Cold Storage. If Kim had read the book about mushrooms she gave to Ket, she’d know that fungus is JUST as worthy of paralyzing terror as haunty demons. But luckily, an entire generation was prepared for slimy piles of fungal zombie by watching Double Dare. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cold Storage. Dir. Jonny Campbell Writer David Koepp Su...

Ket begins to tell Kim the tale of Cold Storage. In an effort to cool off from the god-forsaken heat wave, Ket chose a movie titled the place in which she’d like to live: Cold Storage. However, all she got was killer Fungus from space (that’s apparently real???) Not even Shebacon can save us. Stay tuned to see if the girls cool off in part 2. Dir. Jonny Campbell Writer David Koepp Support the girl...

Kim finishes telling Ket about Undertone and paying Jerry the Demon Babysitter overtime. He will surely be adding “childcare” to his resUme. Don’t worry! Ket’s got the Dragon’s Blood smudge stick lit and ready! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket (or Kim?) will live or die in Undertone. Writer/Dir. Ian Tuason Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   www...

Kim tells Ket the first half of Undertone, a horror movie about people who have a podcast but no consistent release schedule. Kim can’t blame Ket this time for making it so she can’t sleep. She scared HERSELF this time. But don’t worry! Who better to keep Rami from getting demon’d than a demon! Jerry to the rescue. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out if KIM makes it out of her own movie alive. Write...

Ket finishes kill- I mean TELLING Kim the end of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Ket would like to extend her heartfelt apology to the Samily because this movie appears to have broken her. Post-Rami Kim just can’t hang with the creepy crapbags like Pre-Rami Kim. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Writer/Dir. Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some swe...

Ket tells Kim about Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, not to be confused with the Brendan Fraser sex-fest from the 90s. This one appears to have been Kim’s limit. And suddenly, Creepy Crapbags look a lot less creepy and a lot less containing-of-much crap. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which song will be replacing “You Are My Sunshine” as Rami’s lullaby. Writer/Dir. Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREO...

Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored” Kim finishes traumatizing Ket for our Summer Horror Series by putting her in the water with some big ole’ boy gators this time. Listen, it doesn’t go much better for Ket in part 2 either. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Crawl. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls...

Kim tells Ket our next Patreon pick for our Summer Horror Series. Boy, oh, boy! Sammies sure love torturing Ket with water ghouls, don’t they? Between the heat, perimenopause, water trauma and Kim NOT explicitly telling Ket to put her brain hat on… hopes are low. Stay tuned next week to see Ket get croc’ed and rocked. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls...

We are joined once again (as we are for episode 6 of every season) by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE! This week is an emotional roller coaster -- Kim is mad that we made her watch a sad episode instead of a silly romp like before, both Kim & Ket have VERY strong feelings about a certain little housebroken homewrecker... and the phrase "dumb dog bo...

Ket finishes telling Kim about In a Violent Nature starring, well, kind of Kim, at this point. The competition to see who has the most creative, gory, resourceful and efficient kills is well on its way and Kim is REALLY giving Johnny a run for his locket! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will kill or be killed in In a Violent Nature. Writer/Dir. Chris Nash Support the girls on PATREON for some...

Kicking off our “Summer Horror Series,” voted on by our Sammies on Patreon, Ket tells Kim about In a Violent Nature. The game takes a different turn where Kim will go head to head with a Jason-y type guy in a competition to see who will have the most creative kill. Points are judged on a 4-point rubric. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what Kim does to everyone’s butt line. Written/Dir. Chris Nas...

Kim finishes telling Ket about The Call. In the second half, Young-Sook joins forces with Old-Sook and Demetery the Cemetery man. Once again, Kim has gotten Ket all taggled up in some time travel debacle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket and will live or die in The Call. Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content...

Kim tells Ket about The Call, starring Park Shin-hye and Jeon Jong-seo. It never bodes well for Ket’s survival when Kim has to ardently implore Ketryn to turn her brain on and keep it on because this is a doozy! So, please eat your tuna sandwich in private and stay tuned for part 2 where we avenge the Strawberry Victim! Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Hokum, starring Adam Scott and Demon Jerry’s new best friend… Jerry. In the second half, the results of the eternal question of ‘how many chains are in the room with us right now’ is revealed. Ket also has to break it to Kim that she does not have faith she would survive a jump out of the back of a van in the UK. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die...

Ket tells Kim about the newly released, already classic, Hokum, starring Adam Scott looking quite unlike melty dough. The girls now know to expect a couple things from Damien McCarthy. One, there will be an indeterminate amount of chains. Two, there will be bunnies and they will be creepy. The girls were also very happy to get a visit from another Jerry that they’d love to set up with demon Jerry...

Kim continues telling Ket about Totally Killer. Kim and Ket have always had a lot to say about the sensibilities of the 80s and this movie vindicates almost all of them. So, get bent! You know who else can get bent? Podcasters, amiright!? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Totally Killer. Dir. Nahnatchka Kahn Writers David Matalon, Sasha Perl-Raver, Jen D’Angelo Support the g...

Kim tells Ket about the time travel romp Totally Killer starring Keirnan McKenna Shipka Grace. The Sweet 16 Killer terrorizes in two separate time periods! Yet in each of them, water beds (or as Kim says “wooder beds”) and animatronics, regardless of what kind of shape they’re in, remain scarier. Stay tuned for part 2 to learn whether or not we can trust the WiFi.  Dir. Nahnatchka Kahn Writer...

Ket finishes telling Kim about the feel-good, feminist romp, Send Help. All the girls have to say is… good for her. They’ve also solidified that Ketryn is significantly more likely to eat another human being than she is to work in corporate. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Send Help. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some...

Ket tells Kim part 1 of Send Help, starring Rachel McAdams, in the role of lifetime. The most shocking part of this film was the lack of mouth horror from good ole’ Mr. Raimi. Oh, don’t worry! There was plenty of horror… most of it corporate. Stay tuned for part 2 of Send Help, next week! Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bon...

Kim finishes telling Ket about Part 2 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Things are getting reeeeeally “munchy” over here. Kim continues to advocate for Ketryn to be a cop… in TV and film only. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Run. Dir. Aneesh Chaganty Writers Aneesh Chaganty, Sev Ohanian Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   ww...

Kim tells Ket about part 1 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Kim revisits how wine is dangerously similar to pee and both the girls question how many eggs this game of chicken will yield. Stay tuned for part 2 where we find out who better make a RUN for it! Dir. Aneesh Chaganty Writers Aneesh Chaganty, Sev Ohanian Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: &nbsp...

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