Junkfood Cinema

Saddle up and ride with Brian and Cargill as they sling some thoughts about one of the greatest remakes of all time! The guys discuss the timeless story, the dizzying cast, and fantasy cast the unproduced Walter Hill 80s remake! They also draft a contemporary Magnificent Seven that is...less than magnificent. Giddy on up to your nearest listening device to download and subscribe!

Raiding the vault for the last of the Patron requests, Brian and Cargill heist a chunk of your time sharing their love for Heat. The perfect intersection of art and commerce. The most technically accurate heist film ever made. The most off-the-rails Pacino. All true, all discussed. Help us bring the heat by downloading, subscribing, and sharing!

Brian and Cargill skate through the last of the Patron requests as they take to the ice with Slap Shot! The guys discuss the legacy, lunacy, and lingering problems with this immortal sports satire. They also argue for more organ music in sports and action movies on ice! Don’t be a goon, download and share this episode now!

Brian and Cargill dig up the last of the Patron requests! First up, the darkly comedic tale of love's grave consequences: Dellamorte Dellamore (a.k.a. Cemetery Man)! Warning, this may be the most Italian Italian film we've ever covered! If you think we don't want you to download and subscribe...you're dead wrong.

Cargill is back! This week, he and Brian declare that #FairIsFair as they explore The Legend of Billie Jean. They talk about the Slater "siblings," Benatar bangers, and why this is Brian's favorite film discovery of the year (so far). Also discussed: Whataburger, Powers Table, and Billy Idol's Christmas album. You can't afford not to download, stand up and share the episode. It's a do-or-die situa...

Alisha Grauso (Atom Tickets, Screenrant) rides with Brian as they spend Good Friday with Ghost Rider! They discuss Cage’s uncaged transformation, when The Devil ISN’T in the details, and Brian’s ongoing beef with...Urkel? No need to sell your soul, just download and share!

Double Toasted’s Martin Thomas hooks up with Brian to broadcast their love of The Cable Guy! Listen and share to everyone in your network! Don’t make us go Medieval on you!

Brian and special guest Scott Weinberg are officially on staff at Willy’s Wonderland! The guys talk about the rage of Cage, the pizza time nostalgia, and the ball pit of absolute lunacy that is this crazemazing flick! Grab a clean Willy’s staff shirt, snap a mop, and get ready to sing! Download and share like it’s your birthday!

Brian climbs aboard The Midnight Meat Train alongside Scott Wampler and Eric Vespe from The Kingcast! The gents discuss Clive Barker the author, the film’s gory goodness, and its screw-job of a release. They also debate Bloomin Onion vs Awesome Blossom and pick their favorite weapon for Anatomy Kombat. All aboard! Listen and subscribe before the end of the line!

The Buse is loose! Thankfully Brian is once again joined by Eric Szyszka from We Hate Movies to stare directly into the Eye of the Tiger. This movie is an outrageous mashup of so many revenge films, The Road Warrior, and...The Dark Knight? The guys discuss Busey's career, the insane stunt work here, and propose the most disgusting episode of Mythbusters ever conceived. Rise up to the challenge of...

This week, Brian is joined by Alamo Drafthouse programmer/JFC veteran Greg MacLennan to strike up a conversation about Kingpin. Is this The Farrelly’s best movie? Is this the Jurassic Park of combovers? Does Skeletor run New Line Cinema? All these answers (and a ton of ska music) await you! Don’t get Munson’d, download and share now!

Collider’s Perri Nemiroff joins Brian for a rare JFC double dip. That’s right, as part of FebruMurray, it’s once again time to slam with Space Jam...Revisited! Brian and Perri discuss their stalwart love for this four-quadrant marketing slam dunk, the upcoming sequel, and Space Jam’s newfound relevance! They also discuss cafeteria food memories, NBAvP, and the perils of being a Jurassic Park toy c...

Continuing FebruMurray, Brian and Cargill get the call and suit up with Ghostbusters. The guys discuss the specter of Ghostbusters’ first draft, the obstacles it overcame to be one of the greatest comedies of all time, and how He-Man proved to be as big a foe as The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. When someone asks you if you subscribe to Junkfood Cinema, you say yes!

Well it’s Groundhog Day...again, and we couldn’t think of a better day—or movie—to kick off the new JFC miniseries: FebruMurray! Brian and Cargill discuss why Harold Ramis’ 1993 comedy of reiteration is a perfect film. They also go Tobo loco, ponder the handsomeness of Dan Levy, and argue why Michael Shannon should main event at Wrestlemania. Download and share this episode like there’s no tomorro...

Brian and Cargill don’t just wrap up Jasonuary Robards, they absolutely nuke it with 1975’s A Boy and His Dog. It would be impossible for a written synopsis to sum up this third act...so you’re gonna have to just listen. Listen and share before the world ends...in 2024 apparently.

Brian and Cargill continue Jasonuary Robards with possibly the most factually accurate cinematic depiction of The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. The guys discuss Robards’ eating a big plate of scenery and meatballs, put forth the Lauren Dern conspiracy, and seek to massacre their own running gag. Don’t be a no good louse, download and share, see?

Brian and Cargill continue Jasonuary Robards with a not-so-quick discussion about 1990's Quick Change. It's a heist film, it's a happened-one-night farce, and it's a mashup of After Hours and Midnight Run. No clowning around! The guys also discuss a prospective all Stanley Tucci podcast, why you can't park in Austin anymore, and introduce the world to Randy Savage Film Critic. Download and share t...

For the first episode of 2021, Brian and Cargill kick off a new miniseries: Jasonuary Robards! Celebrating some of the best films of one of the guys’ favorite actors. First up, a little Something Wicked. Come to the carnival, and see how you fair. We wish you would...listen and subscribe!

For the last episode of 2020, Brian and Cargill drink like Nick and Nora Charles as they hunt for The Thin Man. Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Well, we guarantee the guys don’t remember recording this. Thanks for all your support this year, Junkions! Here’s to 2021 being less of a dumpster fire!

Merry Junkmas, Everyone! Brian and Cargill do shots of eggnog with The Ghost of Christmas past as they discuss the 1977 made-for-TV movie with the audacity to remake It’s a Wonderful Life!

Brian and Cargill wrap up Great Scott by professing their eternal love for The Hunger. Is it worth being immortal if you’re doomed to a toxic relationship? Is style over substance sometimes a good thing? Will you ever visit Six Flags again after this episode? Download and share or you’ll regret it forever and ever.

Brian and Cargill race around in circles talking about Tony Scott’s Days of Thunder. The crashes, the cast, and the crazy ass producer that makes our other favorite crazy ass producer look not-so-crazy! Don’t get lapped by some Trickle dick, download and listen now!

Brian and Cargill continue their Great Scott series with what is arguably Tony Scott’s most misunderstood film: Domino. They also go tripping with Tom, rating with Rourke, and Walken in Wakanda. Download and share this feast for your ears!

Brian and Cargill continue their Great Scott series by playing a dangerous game with Robert Redford. It's Spy Game (2001), and you don't want to lose!

At long last, Brian and Cargill kick off their Great Scott series examining the work of director Tony Scott...that they haven't already previously covered. First up: Enemy of the State. The guys discuss Scott's knack for techno thrillers, Enemy of the State's relationship with The Conversation, and how it eerily predicted some real-life shadow politics. Also, Will Smith is in The Watchmen now. The...