Delightfully Chaotic

Hey! Welcome to another episode of this mess! This week, I discuss the discourse surrounding Ayesha Curry’s recent podcast interview. Leave that lady LONE! Jlo is blowing us away with her natural voice. Brandy has a health scare while on tour with Monica and leaves the show early. Brian McKnight is the literal devil, and MORE! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! https://ww...

Hey ya’ll! Welcome to another episode! This week, I rant about all of the things. Caresha’s delusional bestie thinks she’s owed an apology. JLo says her natural singing voice was inspired by musicals...girl whet?! Diddy was sentenced to four years and seemed completely blindsided at the court hearing. The Nicki and Cardi beef gets dangerous, as the babies are being brought into it. Justice for Tre...

Welcome to another episode! This week, I discuss the discourse surrounding Cardi B's confirmation of her fourth pregnancy, and her new baby daddy’s paternity suit. Nick Cannon has a glaring revelation that maybe he was doing too much, having all those damn kids. The rapture happened on Tuesday, yet we’re still on this raggedy hoe. Rhianna and ASAP welcomed a new baby girl,  and More! Buy my sh...

Hey ya'll, welcome back to another episode! This week, I briefly discuss my weekend, which included attending another subpar food festival. When will I learn?! Tabitha Brown upset the unemployed entrepreneurs. Young Thug was all up in his fee-fees while in the slammer, and his leaked phone calls have everyone entertained. Ciara and Russell Wilson officially change baby Future's last name,...

Welcome to another episode! It's been a minute, but I'm back! This week, I discuss the curse that is being a woman, and all of the painful, awful, and bloody things. Jamie Foxx is still in love with white womenssss, huge shocker. Jasmin Brown appears to have awakened from her slumber, as she's on baby number two with the world's worst dressed man-child. Cardi B looking like she is...

Welcome back to another episode! This week I talk about the importance of mental health and taking those sick days, fu*k that job. Rest in Power to Malcolm Jamal Warner. Cam Newton and his bowtie don’t understand the concept of ‘yes or no’ questions. Shacarri was arrested for putting her hands on her man. 43-year-old Terrence J is engaged to a woman who was born the year he turned 18. LAWD, 7-foot...

Welcome back to another episode! This week I rant about Nicki's ranting. Shannon Sharpe finally coughed up them coins, but still claims he didn't do it. How that work? I get nostalgic and reminisce of a time when TGIF was truly the best feeling ever. Glynn Turman received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, looking cleaner-than-a-mug, Rasheeda still sticking beside him, bless her littl...

Welcome back to another episode! Fair warning: I spend most of this one ranting for my life because whew—y’all are really acting up! Nelly’s out here breakdancing on the internet’s last nerve, Tyler Perry kind of addresses those sexual harassment claims (blink and you’ll miss it). Nick Cannon still can’t remember all 12 of his kids’ names—shocking. Red Lobster might be trying to win us back with a...

**Spoiler Alert for Straw from 16:11 to 23:05 Welcome to another episode of Delightfully Chaotic! This week, I rant about Red Lobster and their bald-headed AUDACITY. Tyler Perry's new movie, Straw has the internet in full-blown CHAOS! I sat through it (you’re welcome) and gave my brutally honest thoughts—spoilers kick in at 16:11. And with the recent passing of the beautiful Ananda Lewis, I op...

This week, I did much more ranting than raving, so let's get into it! I went to a Saigon Night Market, in the middle of the hot-ass day. The BET awards happened, and it seemed to give major throwback vibes! Jamie Foxx received his flowers with an Icon Award. The LA protests are still happening, and the internet is internetting. Miss Shirley's Mammy needs her a$$ beat. Keith Sweat is standi...

**Spoiler Alert!! Handmaids Tale review starts at 54:49 Welcome to another episode! This week I RAVE about Teyana Taylor's steamy new visual album trailer. Travis Hunter and all 62 of his teeth are pissing off the community with his recent marriage announcement. Latto is questioned about why she always talks about her body count, because girl who cares? THAT DAMN STATUE! And more! Buy my shit,...

Hey! This week, we’re diving into my gynecological drama— titties just out here doin the Electric Slide! 😩 Men and their never-ending audacity, shocker. An old ass plantation was burned down to the ground, and 🥷's are rightfully GLEEFUL. Torey Lanez got stabbed in prison...or did he? 😳👀. The case against Diddy is getting messy, and Smokey Robinson is out here being wild af. Let's get i...

Spoiler Alert! My brief review of Sinners after my second viewing. My review starts at 1:44 and ends at 18:08. We've all known this, but it's been confirmed that Shannon's not-so-Sharpe. Another accuser comes out to speak on her 15 year battle with the douche bag. French Montana's Men's Fitness cover gave me a HEARTY kee-kee. What I'm watching on TV and Tings, Government Ch...

A recap of my amazing Easter weekend. Performative celebrity feminism strikes again, this time in space...for eleven minutes. Tracee Ellis Ross talks dating preferences and 🥷's are in their feelings, AGAINNN. I watched Sinners, and I have so many thoughts! A spoiler-free first review, because I will be seeing it again! All of the shows I'm watching and currently obsessed with, plus more!...

In this episode, I reminisce about the days of yore when I was young, wild, and free of bills. I recap the April 5th ‘Hands Off’ protest. Black Mirror has finally returned for season 7, and I can't wait to dive in! Storytime of the ICE raid I witnessed this week. A super adorable and enviable photo bomb by my forever President, Barack Obama. And more! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees...

**AUDIO COMES IN AROUND THE 12-SECOND MARK** Welcome back! Sooooo, Teyana and Mufasa- I guess it’s really a thing? I’ll eat my words, then. Marvin Sapp forgot his ski mask in viral video of him shaking down church folks for $40k, negro are you okay?? Trick Daddy says he won’t date women over 35- Whew, we’re safe ya’ll. Anti-Trump and Elon protest is set for April 5th, black folks will be staying h...

Palm-colored women are working my last nerve, chile. LEAVE US ALONE! How did I spend my weekend, you ask? I was baking it up, chile! Tory Lanez released a new album from the pokey, WOMP-WOMP. Jay-Z seems to be clear from the sexual assault case. Careasha is out here being a whole trendsetter, and WHO KNEW? JT, on the other hand, is killing the fashion game and living her best life. Plus more! Buy...

Ohhhhhh My Gah! Synthetic braiding hair found to contain dangerous chemicals. Derek Chavin is being used as a pawn to rile up the black community. Sherri Shepherd is being annoying. Doechii has straight dudes in their fee-fees, and so what! What I’m watching on TV to distract me from the madness, and more! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/sisis...

Welcome to Delightfully Chaotic! A show about nothing and everything in between. Join me every week, as I rant and rave about Black culture, pop culture, and the misadventures of being an introverted Black woman-child in her Big Fours! Stay for a while, you might like it! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/sisisflourishn My Youtube channel! https...