Coffee with Any Old Farts Podcast

S5E9 10192026 Sweet Cheeks There is a time and place for everything. That includes talking about your admiration for a guy’s ass on the campaign trail in  quarter-filled room of your most ardent supports, or at least the folks who took up the craigslist offer for $5 to come in and sit for a speech. Stinky has been vocal of late about his affinity for men’s asses. Also their hand and foot size. Mak...

S5E8 American Express – Don’t Leave home without it.    It is difficult to imagine the level of grift, corruption, theft, and depraved indifference by this junta. It must be nice to run up a $100,000 bill on Amex and then call a friend to cover the bottom line.   Add in the Cornell 57 and we are neck deep in the morass.   It is exhausting.    We appreciate our viewers and listeners. Please conside...

Coffee with Any Old Farts Podcast   S5E7. 10022026 Tricky Dick and Stinky Don     It seems we are going grave digging these days. Digging up old corpses, dragging them to a Senate hearing, and exonerating the wicked and heinous. This week the DOJ said it was investigating the actions of prosecutors of Rich Nixon. The effort is to whitewash Nixon’s crimes. Seems appropriate when we have $8 diesel,...

Make a Ewe Turn The word of the day is CORRUPTION.  Cryptocurrency, grifting, oligarchs paying for family weddings, bribes.  Hard to imagine there are so many examples and no one is doing anything about it.  Stinky’s speech to the United Nations General Assembly was an unmitigated disaster. An embarrassment to the nation.   If the GOP is voted out of the majority in the House and the Senate, impea...

The Iran War (IT’S A WAR!) is now stretching to a global conflict with proxies fighting against the US.   Inflation is now reaching a crisis level, and the Fed raised the interest rates by 25 basis points. That made Stinky’s head nearly explode.  Prices for oil, $105 a barrel, and gas, $4.80 for regular, are now reaching red lines for many in the country. What do you pay for, first? We are now on...

S5E3 Donnie Sturgeon and Harpie Carpe  We are back to a shooting war in the Middle East. For a country that has been obliterated at least 6 times since 28 February 2026, they have a remarkable ability to make our leadership look like a truant’s horde of reprobates.   West Texas and Brent Sea oil is up over $100 a barrel.  Beef, with or without screwworms is coming from Argentina and Venezuela. MMM...

S5E2 Hamburger Helper  The disaster that is the FREEDOM 250 debacle rolled back into Washington, DC this weekend in the form of an Indy car Grand Prix on the streets of the nation’s capital. By all accounts, it was unmitigated failure. What else did we expect from this junta?   Melania was seen, briefly, pimping for the race as she sat on a tire with a helmet in her lap. She looked as happy as a p...

S5E1 AGENT 000 DUMP, DON DUMP We have actually made it to Season 5 of Coffee with Any Old Farts Podcast.  We are glad to have you along for the ride. Under normal circumstances, it would be inconceivable to find ourselves worse off after a one-week hiatus. Here we are though, a US super carrier is a floating wreck, abusing sailors and Marines. We have lost our way as a nation, as a people, and as...

S4E10 Cash for Cons It has been 18 months of the current junta having a stranglehold on the country. It has been more than 150 days of war with Iram. I war we were promised would be over in 2 days. Victory has been declared more times than Stinky has won golf championships at his clubs.  We cannot be sure of the number of service members lost in this pointless war. We have no idea how many service...

The arrest of the Tate Bros has given us pause. The death of Epstein and the sinking of Stinky into dementia leaves an open position for these two miscreants to cause the same damage to young girls and boys. The Tates are the Epstein? The war in Iran seems lost now. We no longer have the high ground logistically or morally.  We have surrendered our role the globe's shining city on a hill.  Th...

The Strait of Hormuz is open, or is it closed, or is it running backward? If you are reading this, you tell us if it’s open or closed. The world is running low on oil, and for some areas of the planet, that’s a catastrophe. Heating oil, food production, essentials are going to stop functioning. In a diversified environment, solar and wind power would offset the loss of fossil fuel loss.   Big oil...

Stinky has restarted, renewed, reignited, or whatever word you want to use, the Iran War, that we are losing. It is painfully obvious that Stinky is incapable of forming coherent thoughts in the guacamole that fills his brain pan. He surrounded by incompetents. Some are murderous thugs, some too stupid to see their predicament, others too selfish and self absorbed to realize they are headed for th...

On this 4th of July, we are recognizing the 250th year of this nation, a nation under attack from within. Stinky has set us against each other. Endless and pointless wars are causing anger and frustration. Crushing debt and out of control inflation are crashing the economy and ability to afford basics. The State Fair at the National Mall is a perfect metaphor for this junta. The arch is leaking ye...

While proclaiming he could have ended the Vietnam War in months, Stinky has maybe, in 2 weeks (?), ended the war with Iran? Hard to tell, but one thing for sure is, WE LOST. Or rather we capitulated and surrendered to Iran. We are paying US$300B in reconstruction, and Iran keeps its U235? UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! Thanks for watching, we really appreciate the views, the likes, the subscribers, and...

An alternative title might have been "Stinky pushes U.S. down the stairs". The junta is hell bent to leave us all with nothing more then lint in our pockets.  Social Security is in the cross hairs now. Melanoma was Jeffrey's girl before she was Stinky's beard.  We want to know who is your choice as most incompetent, and unqualified member of ht junta.  Hot LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and...

New Mexico made a statement on primary day by sending an American Indian woman to general election in November as candidate for the governorship.  She will be the third woman in a row to lead the state and Roundhouse in Santa Fe.  The corruption of this administration in DC has reached levels that would make Caligula blush.  Melanoma was "allegedly" a hooker when she was introduced to St...

The corruption in Stinky's administration has become more than the US Treasury can afford. Our GDP is already one for one with the debt. That is unsustainable. The corruption is borne of greed, but also of stupidity. The Strait of Hormuz is now the metaphor for a failed administration. It is open now, then closed, then opened, then closed. IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY There are lies within lies, w...

Stinky traveled 14,000 miles round trip for a meeting in China with Xi. The taxpayers paid for a trip that might have been better accomplished with an email and a tweet. Stinky was trapped by a finger puzzle. He also transposed Xi's comments as referring to Joe Biden. When will the media and GOP decide enough is enough? The corruption is without parallel in US or world history. If we do nothi...

Quiet on the set! Are we rolling? Where's my audio synch? OK, ACTION! Somewhere in a Hilton in DC, those words might well have been spoken. Another day, another staged assassination? MSM is back being the lapdog of a petulant emotionally stunted 80yo creature. It is left to independent thinkers and commentators like us? Wow we are in trouble. Support our sponsors LDEAffinityJewelry.com Gueril...

George Orwell's "1984" was prescient for only the watermark. rk of our current times. The level of craziness and insanity coming from the White House in the form of Stinky is incomprehensible. We are living in a world repeat with riches, but we teetering the edge of economic calamity with bread lines in our future.  A 'president' picks a fight with a Pope? Even retired and...

Stinky tucked tail and ran all the home to MAL, and then off to a UFC fight this week. At  least he found the love of his life, a sweaty IUFC fighter.. It was love at first sight.  Melania made news this week; something is rolling downhill, and she wants to step out of the way. We have not so much a ceasefire, as much as a fire and duck. Thanks for watching and following us. Please hit LIKE and SU...