Alpha Blokes Podcast

A certain theme smelling through out this whole episode today: tales of why you shouldn't eat ass, goonah throwing and even a couple of egging yarns! Enjoy trendsetters. See you all at Alphafest! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the...

A certain car bloke is making his debut on the show. We haven't seen in each other in 5 days which is a long time for us, so we catch up around the traps: Big Shitty is having dramas with Norman constantly humping and sh*tting, It's firepit season as TD and Quinno discuss how great it is that they're back and it's officially less than a week until Alphafest. We show you the full schedule and chat...

Former NRL Broncos, Titans & Dolphins legend Jarrod Wallace joins us for a yarn. Having become good mates with Jarrod the past couple of years, it was great to finally get him behind the mic. We discuss each team he played at for combined 212 games of NRL, how important good morale is in a team and being mentored by some of the best coaches to ever do it in modern Rugby League. This was record...

Some great call back moments that we talk about from last week, we get some lessons from Uncle Poo on Agriculture and hear one of the wildest "getting caught" yarns we have heard yet. Enjoy your Trendsetter Thursday legends! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review y...

Strolling in early to record on a Sunday Morning as the boys got a late call up to head to Brisbane on the weekend for a very important mission which they tell you all about! All the usual segments that are jam packed: we cover some of David Attenborough's best moments to celebrate his 100th birthday, have one of the BEST editions of Pub Of The Week yet and Poo's Reviews keeps things light and fre...

Ripper instalment of everyone's favourite episode once again: copping ya mates ball bag to the forehead, harvesting carry ons and pondering how good life was when VHS tapes were around. Enjoy trendsetters! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile?...

Big Shitty Adventures is back and roaring more then ever with some proper deadly bush mechanic work over the weekend. We cover what we've been up to over the weekend, some hunting, Mother's Day and all the great combat sports that happened on Sunday. Staple meals are getting a great run at the moment and there is B-B-Big news on the Alien front to cover! A couple of rippers for motivation and we c...

DISCLAIMER: This episode features discussion of wild travel stories, abuse, drugs and constant crude language. Curls is here to tell his story and we appreciate him telling it at 100% authenticity. Instagrams most wanted scrapper and one of the funniest blokes we've ever met, Nathan "Curly" Marks joins the pod to share his story, which is the wildest one in Alpha Blokes guest history. We take it...

We break down the Podcast Royale 3.0 card that was announced this week, the one you have all been waiting for. Make sure to follow Alpha Events on Instagram to stay up to date on all news Podcast Royale 3.0 related: https://www.instagram.com/alphaeventsco/?hl=en Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@a...

The callout was put out earlier in the week to answer the age old question: are Threesomes successful in relationships? We hear war stories from the trendsetters on the topic alongside some ripper classic yarns, as well as check in from our favourite UK correspondent as well. Enjoy trendsetters! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Tal...

Steaming in on a Public Holiday to yarn for the country yet again. A great weekend had by all the boys, including an absolutely biblical stream for the Perth biffs over the weekend. Some great light hearted rippers in the news, including a particular race that could get sticky. A ripper listener suggestion for Pub Of The Week and we cover the smoke up we did in the shed for the Cookin' and Eating,...

Owner/operator of Finniss River Helicopters and one of our now great mates Pirate finally joins us for a yarn. We chat to Pirate about when he first got his chopper license and how that led to beginning his first chopper touring company in WA, following on with what exactly happened to bring the move to the NT to begin Finniss River Helicopters. We discuss all types and aspects of touring the lege...

Trendsetter Thursday! Hectic episode ahead, including having a full cleavland steamer thrown at your CHEST during CAMPING! Plus investigating why it's called a "hamburger" when there is actually no Ham and one of the wildest arguments in studio about Subway Bread and bartenders. A cracking episode. Enjoy trendsetters! Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/Al...

Only accessible in the Territory via chopper. We recap the final two days of our trip as you heard about the first two last Thursday on the dribbliest episode of all time. Fire pit season is here and we analyse what makes a Moochley Meal, also known as a slow cooker meal and the best recipes for them. We just love punishment and try more spicy foods that got dropped off just before recording, as w...

Australian Idol legend, proper down to earth Aussie bloke farmer turned singer Shannon "Nollsie" Noll joins us for a yarn. Nollsie takes us back the very beginning to discuss life growing up in a farming lifestyle and how everything aligned to find his talent for music, eventually leading to picking either a footy game or his audition for Australian Idol. We run through his experience on Idol, pos...

Join TD and Big Sh*tty alongside the Deadass lads, Knuckles, Benny Pettingil and the one and only Rocket for his debut to talk about their trip in the NT slaying Barra left right and centre, including how the Team CQ comp is going, what the highlights have been so far and watching the greatest appearance from Knuckles on a podcast of all time. Enjoy trendsetters. We're having the time of our lives...

Fresh in on a Sunday before heading up to the NT, we tackle life's problems once again for another edition of Talkback. Enjoy legends, pray for our elbows as we continue to slay Barra (hopefully). Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email th...

What a time to be alive at Australia's biggest BBQ festival. Holy this is an absolute ripper. We accidentally stumbled into a lovers quarrel during first night fever and things got pretty wild. We cover our two days at Meatstock, including the proper great results from ABW and Mrs. Dahl and Moochley's Meatstock Market antics. We stay close to the city of churches during Pub Of The Week and are ver...

Fresh off a ripper weekend at Meatstock, the boys are still a bit delirious and are ready to have a proper giggle at this week's instalment of Talkback. Covering the invention of the chainsaw, some ripper work injuries, traffic light luck and much more. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fe...

Yarn of the Year 2025 winner and a bloke with an incredibly dry wit that we love, Lukey Hopkinson joins us for a yarn. We first crack into the yarn itself that won Luke the chance to come on the show and how he ended up blowing the ass end out of a toilet with makeshift shotgun shells out of soap, then follow into a bit of background about his family and the jobs he has done over the years before...

We are currently packing the big old trailer up to head down to Meatstock and can't wait to see all you legends there on the flats. Until then though, plenty to cover about all of our Easter Weekends and the logistics of how much sugar kids are allowed to eat on the Sunday. We're heading to Oyster country for Pub of the Week and cover all things exciting in the news, including the recent activity...

Rocking up at the tail end of the long weekend to yarn for the nation. We hear about types of camps as a request from last week, discover some insane lore about Quinn's childhood and even finish strong with one of the best weekend activities to participate as a teenager of all time. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder...

Chaotic episode inbound. Rodecaster outage in Moochley's Mishaps, some bloke was doing fast laps outside the shed and Tom actually nearly carked it by doing the Nitro Bear gummy challenge. Besides that, PLENTY to cover! We discuss our plans for Meatstock, what the go to movie snacks should be, a full update on the stable and heaps of chat around the moon during the news. Poo's Reviews is on absolu...

Downstairs for comfort, upstairs for serenity! We discover how long fighting fish can actually live for (although Big Shitty doesn't agree), wild yarns from first day as a cop and many more of lifes problems answered all in this edition of Talkback. Enjoy trendsetter! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella w...

Agricultural content creator & Youtuber and great mate of the show Tylen Wallace joins us for a yarn. This was recorded shortly after our hunting and mustering trip together. Tylen takes us through some recent cattle sales he has participated in before we dive into how he grew up on cattle stations and how that transitioned in working in agriculture all his life and when the idea came to start...