Alpha Blokes Podcast

It's the final week of work at Alpha Blokes HQ and the boys are holding on tight in preparation to tackle the blur. We run through our plan for holidays over the break and recap our eventful weekends, including a visit from a local CQ Santa. Cooking with Daddy dabbles in the beer can Chicken game followed by some proper wild news stories that make us ponder mortality. Some ripper motivation to thi...

Trendsetters have started the silly season strong and have encouraged the boys to sink a few tins during this instalment of talkback: all three of us try to pronounce the longest word in the world, Tom figures out how the pyramids were built and headnoise city occurs once we find out how many teeth snails have. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn? Record a voice message and email it to carryon@alphablokes.c...

Silly Season is upon us and the boys have been flat-out with work, life and everything in between. Although we've had a few big days in the warehouse, it won't stop us from putting onion rings back on the map and driving Golden Chicken sales through the roof. Cooking with Daddy dabbles in the lamb field and we cover the new 9AM night club and a spider laying eggs in a toe during the news. Some pro...

Clutz and D'arc, hosts of the Bloody Brilliant Beers podcast, joined us after we tore Gladstone's hole open at our Christmas party for a catch up and chat about what they've been up to in the past year since speaking last. The boys have been hauling hard together, with both of them quitting their jobs to take on the podcast full time and Clutz's participation in Budgy Smugler's World's Most Ordina...

Morale was definitely lifted by all of you legends who continue to bring the action; Tasers, Trucks and Tasmanians and more all in this week's instalment of Trendsetter Talkback. Enjoy! Got a yarn? Send a voice recording as an email to carryon@alphablokes.com.au 0:00 - Intro 7:16 - Knuckles' Proper True Yarn 9:50 - Carry On's 1:02:52 - Yarn Winner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

The blur has well and truly begun as the boys have only just come good from their Christmas party over the weekend. Plenty going on this week including more Craig holes being produced and marked around the nation and an official lock in for our brand new bidets gets announced. The challenge for Quinn's pie is on during Cooking with Daddy, Am I The Asshole returns and we hear some elite carry on's...

Blowups, missions in the trenches and some good old fashioned carry on, this episode of Trendsetter Talkback covers some wild stories, including a 400km ski mission from a Finnish soldier, blow-ups whilst rolling hay bales and even some classic misdirection jokes. Enjoy legends! OG Trucker Hat Restock is live on the 29th of November, 6PM QLD AEST at alphablokes.com.au Got a carry on? Send a voice...

Big news on the alien front. Only two out of three of the boys are wounded as the blur begins to peek it's head up around the corner. Cooking with Daddy is absolutely firing this week with Cam doing a proper Sunday feast. Life is finally confirmed on another planet during the Alpha News and some great reflection during motivation before finishing off with a few carry on's. Enjoy legends! Bought to...

One of the most highly requested return guests, Knuckles from CTC answered the call when we were dry on guest episodes and called in the chopper to catch up with us. A lot has happened with the big fella in the year or so since last time, so it was unreal to catch up and hear about his latest adventures in life, business and what he does to give back to others. Hope you trendsetters enjoy this cat...

The internet has magically turned back on at HQ so the boys are absolutely firing this week to bring you some of the greatest yarns across the globe, including some absolute legends from the Pilbara and the discovery of a western craighole. Enjoy legends!   Got a yarn? Send a voice recording in an email to  carryon@alphablokes.com.au   Intro: 0:00   Knuckles Proper True Yarn: 1...

Good time to invest in Jalapeno's as every trendsetter on earth made poppers on the weekend. Quinno has cracked a year at the company and has fallen in to silly season already. We get an update in regards to Yabby Pump from the Friedman's before the boys get stuck in to their weekends, including smoking, biffing and hustling with Daddy in the scrap yard game. Lions roaming the streets and a spirit...

Three dusty boys roll in to another edition of one of our favourite times of the week. Wide range of absolute rippers this week, some absolute wheezers of jokes, wild yarns including a toilet brush holder and even a sneaky bit of bush poetry. Enjoy! Got a yarn? Send a voice recording as an mp3 file in an email to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Intro - 0:00 Knuckles Proper True Yarn - 1:48 Carry On's:...

Steaming straight in off the Bruce Highway and straight on to the couch the boys dive head first into some their usual shenanigans: Cam has been tearing up the GC and Tommy has been motorbike jousting in a mankini and even participating in some four person goanna wrestling. Cooking with Daddy gets a big run with some Wagyu and dramas in a Colorado funeral home during the Alpha News. We bring back...

Five time comedy tourer and absolute legend of a bloke Luke Kidgell joins us for a yarn about his current tour, "The Happy Hour Tour". Having amassed over 3 million followers online with particular focus on crowd work, Luke takes us through his journey in stand up and how he rose to viral sensation on his socials, as well as some of the wildest Aussie towns he's visited on his travels before wrapp...

LAST FULL DAY OF THE CARTOON SHIRT PRE-SALE TODAY: alphablokes.com.au Steaming in to another instalment of Trendsetter Talkback, we kick off with Tom's halloween carry-on and one of the most viral glory hole yarns to grace the internet. Topics include wild leech stories, a couple Little Cam yarns and if a c-pap machine can cure a hangover. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

PRE-SALE for the story of the show cartoon shirt is live on Wednesday, 9AM QLD AEST at alphablokes.com.au and finishes Friday, 9AM QLD AEST. Kick back and get ready to listen to what absolute chaos the boys have been up to the past week: Tommy's being people watching in the capital of Mexico and Cam's been lurking around the BBQ scene and was even in the Redbull racing pits on the weekend. Quinno'...

Skidpig hung around to listen to all of you legends pepper our ears for another instalment of Trendsetter Talkback. Topics this week include if cows have sentient thoughts, carrying on at Turkey Beach and even hearing from a few of the Alpha chicks in the wild. Hope all of you legends enjoy! Got a yarn? Email a voice recording to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Fishing, crabbing, hunting and camping content creator James Macdonald AKA Skidpig joins us for recap about our three day camping adventure together. The boys have been up to all sorts during their weekend, including pig hunting, firing up the tinnies and even some Cooking with Daddy camping edition. Including a 14 km hike in the trenches, Cambodian getting into his work with a boombox and a flick...

Whilst deep in Dad Kissing Country, we caught up with good mates of the show Dean and Shaun Harrington for a yarn, founders and owners of fishing, surfing and apparel company The Mad Hueys. These two legends can rise the morale in any situation and have lived quite the adventure filled life, including interviews about some of their viral boat shenanigans and setting the trends of shoeys. We run th...

Copping residual damage from the big 200, the boys truck on through some cheeky yarns from the trendsetters. Some good conversation from the big Cambodian off the back of some yarns, including the antics we all did on our 18th and 21st birthdays. Avocado vs Pate on the Bang Me Bahn Me fires up amongst a couple of gratitude yarns as well. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn? Send a voice recording in an emai...

Daddy's home and there's yarning to do. Tommy Gun, Cambodian and Quinntrex absolutely bring the heat and knock the top off some tins to bring you the wildest and longest episode yet for the big double century. To kick things off, we drop next year's hottest 100 winner that we've been holding up our sleeves as a surprise for the trendsetters. Cam takes us through his holiday at Northwest, including...

It's the final stint of the Poo's time as co-host for now as Cam makes his way back to HQ next week and what better way to send him off then a special episode designed for him: the trendsetters near and far peppered us with their best poo stories, from leaving steamers in toolboxes to even hosing your undies in front of your first girlfriend. Was a great way to cap things off with the great man as...

Tommy Gun and the co-host that poos the most are back for another week. The boys dive into all sorts of mischief this week, including a Prank Call with the Poo, the Poo's pub reviews and some wild events as per usual in the Alpha News. Tommy dives in to the logistics of his man cave and how it's all coming together as he christened his keg system. Something different in the motivation from our mai...

Professional enduro motorbike rider and Redbull athlete Daniel "Chucky" Sanders joins us for a yarn. Chucky runs us through his upbringing and what got him hooked on extreme endurance motorbike racing and takes us through his journey all the way to competing in the Dakar Rally, a ten to fifteen day race spanning thousands of kilometres across Saudi Arabia. In his sporting career Chucky has encount...

The Poo is here to listen to you weapons carry on and you continue to do nothing less than bring the most platinum of yarns. Topics this week include prank wars, fighting off snakes and shenanigans on the school bus as a kid. Plenty of belly laughs in this one as we get into our work. Enjoy! Got a yarn? Send a voice message as an mp3 file in an email to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Bought to you by...