abattoirketchup178

Wiltshire Police have the final say...

Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be by AC/DC rings out from a portable speaker as the group march into Avebury's stone circle. What will be the ritual? Will anything happen or will it just be a misguided massacre?

Our narrator turns into a relentlessly resurrecting cardinal to convince troubled artists to follow a new ritual of his making.

We visit an old blind chap who explains the mystery of Avebury. We then go to the pub in the village and get haunted by woman down a well who says 'OW.' Then we visit Silbury Hill to discover the engineer.

We meet part man, part crow, part ghost and head on down to Swindon...

We follow our narrator to an art show where visions take control of his psyche.

abattoirketchup178 2/8 unveils the ecological warfare humans have unknowingly been recruited into. Along with the climate crisis, there are men who look like sausage rolls, quad biking sushi and a wheel-chaired old lady dressed as Elvis.

This is part 1 of abattoirketchup178 where a crazed septuagenarian man makes it his mission to extricate people from earth by forging a new reality outside of the body. Naturally he doesn’t know where to begin, but a breadcrumb trail presents itself. Follow him as he rears geese, wrestles librarians in the British Library, makes world record attempts to get the money for a plane ticket to Cairo an...