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Someone get these listeners some Bojangles 2 for $5 sausage and egg biscuits after the debacle that was opening audio...Some song about crispy bacon and a BLT...Some song trying to link Pearl Jam to Linkedin names...Some lady shopping at Zara that hates a shirt and how to bust AI at a drive-thru...Lets rebound...A woman took a truck on a test drive and found the car salesman hot...The test drive w...

Mark Kendall co founder of Great White talks about how the band got it's name, how the band got started with the now late Jack Russell, and a new album coming soon too. Great White will be at The Mountain Music Festival in Gatlinburg this Friday ( 8/23/24).

Rizzo likes goo...And by goo we mean his ice cream... As we kicked up with a double scoop of audio...An awful karaoke performance to get this going this morning...And a woman who has a genius idea of opening up a lemonade stand as an adult to pay her way through law school...She needs a better price point than a nickel like Rizzo used to charge as a kid...We had to delve into wacky news folks as w...

The First Week of LISTENER COURT brought to by VOODOO BREWING in AVL!!! The silly discussion of being SLAP SILLY, the show FOUND PAT hiding as a reporter and the kidnapped proposal, NO VOICE RIZZO pushes through the Donald Trump Rally AS TERRIBLE NEWS REPORTERS... The JNN lost ANY STREET CRED (it didn't have much) and Rizzo talks about proposals with NJ, Blanket and the Bambine!

Rizzo kicked off the show being slap silly at 6am...He was pretty juiced up it was Friday...Opening audio took us right through the fast food drive-thru line as we learned that McDonalds has sell-by dates on their breakfast burritos...Chick-Fil-A is now charging people 30 cents for bags...We heard from the worst break dancer in history Raygun...After we left the drive-thru we made a stop at Wallyw...

Rizzo attempted to "service" the listeners to start the show but had the jimmy fingers and was hitting all the wrong buttons...He isn't a confident caramel man like the guy we discussed who claims he is god's gift to women...Rizzo can dream on...Much like the guy who is attempting to replace Steven Tyler who we thought hit the note of Dream On...Kurt Busch got a DUI...He was double the legal limit...

If you need a goldfish to beautify your neighborhood, it might be time to move on up like The Jeffersons...I woman kept taking vouchers after her flight was overbooked in Italy...She stayed two more weeks accruing $3600 in vouchers as well as hotel stays and meals...Every hear of WAYMO? It is basically a self-driving LYFT and folks on the west coast cannot sleep at night because all the cars are h...

Stick out that left hand and put er there...Unless you're not left handed...Which Rizzo thought Jeff was...Surprise...He isn't...Ever been in an earthquake...One happened in LA yesterday and live on TV we saw it happen...It was only a 4.7...No biggie...The simplest of rides...The Alice In Wonderland ride malfunctioned in Disneyland with the doors slamming...A woman forgot to tell her husband until...

It's a Triple Dippy Monday to kick things off on the show...When road rage happens, and you wind up in a physical altercation, what is your first move? One man's first move was biting off another guy's fingers...As the Olympics came to a close with Tom Cruise coming down from the top of the stadium and to LA promoting the 2028 Olympics, we decided we have had wayyyy too much Snoop Dog...Remember t...

Listener Court became as SELFISH as our former friend over Fajita's and Jeff SWEPT IT! Then Rizzo tried to FORCE the "BAMBINE" his son into the HOWDY DOODY hello which Jeff thought was a little FORCED on Rizzo's part. Then we meet Hao, who is SO FAT and BAD IN BED his wife is suing him for EVERY TIME she had to endure HAO! We then meet an 825lb woman who has been deemed "MODERN DAY MOMMA GRAPE" an...

Howdy Doody!! Want to meet Hilary Fluff? No? Well Fluff is an emotional support chicken...A woman was pulled over because in her front seat she had a child's seat and in it was her emotional support chicken eating Funyuns...A guy sang about how poor he was on pay day to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe...Imagine being labeled a fire hazard...We were able to listen to a top-notch best man speech that inv...

ITS COURT DAY for Rizzo & Jeff...If you didn't know, a few months ago we got pulled over for speeding but we weren't speeding...So we are heading to the Buncombe County Courthouse to fight it...Rizzo, who is dressed in his periwinkle colored shirt, is ready to go...Before we go we had some things to discuss like idiots who keep trying to go viral by singing their orders at drive-thrus...What is ha...

ITS COURT DAY for Rizzo & Jeff...If you didn't know, a few months ago we got pulled over for speeding but we weren't speeding...So we are heading to the Buncombe County Courthouse to fight it...Rizzo, who is dressed in his periwinkle colored shirt, is ready to go...Before we go we had some things to discuss like idiots who keep trying to go viral by singing their orders at drive-thrus...What is ha...

Does the tickle monster make you go uggggghhh? We started the show going through a history of Hugh Jackman's ugghhhss...A man is going viral for being a tickle monster...Except he wants to tickle cops for clout...Bigs should not wear anything that is colored periwinkle...A school is banning kids from wearing black clothing...The only problem is that you cannot have chunky kids in pastel colored cl...

Do your guinea pigs sing like canaries? A man has 80 of them and when he rustles a bag, he claims they sing like birds...Another man was caught in the bushes having private time with a decorative turtle...A mom gets smacked in the face with spaghetti by her son who she wants to move out...A man got beat by his wife with a 5 layer Taco Bell burrito...That was a mouthful to start a Tuesday...The tru...

$51 for some Taco Bell thickies? A couple ordered Taco Bell and could not believe that the bill was so high...We feel the woman left out some of the order and her husband orders extra thickies to make the bill so high...Keep your eyes out for Bill...A guy has a secret admirer that admires his courage for driving an effeminate car and wants to smell him up close...We believe it's the neighbor Bill...

It's Patttt!! Opening audio kicked off with a man singing a love poem to his woman who he claims is worried about him dating other women...Worry about where your lady is at Pat...A swiftie couldn't work a record player...No surprise...The elders are joining MS-13? A man stole a Walmart electric cart and went on a 2 MPH high speed chase...The Walmart greeter could have stopped him but didn't...We k...

Did you ever have a Great Value fiber brownie? Maybe you should go on a snap benefit bonanza...From what we learned to kick off the show...These will keep 7yr olds from getting osteoporosis...Some new 21-year-olds could not understand the concept of paying for taking things from the mini bar at a hotel in Vegas...Want me to Door dash you four 40lb dogs of food? Then you better get ready for the ol...

Let's start Wednesday by de-fogling...Opening audio got going with a guy named Jared who is quite the daredevil...He is a window washer and was suspended 500ft in the air by a single rope and neither he nor his mother were concerned...We concluded he lives a daredevil life because he has to drop the stigma of the name Jared...Snoop the goat? We think not...People think he is in a cult because of h...

Son of Sam? BTK...They are just a few of the names we decided we'd rather grab supper with than this over-the-top Taylor Swift fan who knows that Taylor is hurting...The girl asked Taylor to DM her and said she would like to sit and talk and offered her cuddles with her cat...Are we the office hotties? Rizzo pulled up some stat story to prove that we have enthusiasm and intrigue that would make an...

Are you game for a triple dippy on a Monday? Opening audio kicked off with 3 ridiculous stories from the weekend...One woman found blood in her kids Burger King kids meal...Like lots of blood...Ken Jennings was a saucy silly goose on Jeopardy...He said a bad word and thought he was so funny...Stay off of your phone around 50 feet as one man fell into one while he was on his phone...When a one-legg...

The Urinal 50... The Man who LOOKS LIKE HIS SHIZU (yea right) The 9-foot Stolen Rooster and the Homeless Encampment it was found. Speaking of Roosters the TOOBIN can be avoided IF you just became a STICK FIGURE... DUH! The Truck Stop Shower turns into the KINGS CHOMPERS and his biting of people in his inner circle, Queen INCLUDED! Finally, the Opening Audio that led to FREE WILLY recreations.

Nobody cares about your dumb phone booth story Rizzo...Rizzo had a dumb story that he thought was must listen to radio that he tried to get on all show...We chatted about how we were disciplined as kids because a camp counselor talked about entitled kids that can't even spell the word exit...Rizzo then tried to slip in the phone booth story, but Johnny called, derailing his plan and talked about u...

I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes...That is a lyric one young grandma is going viral over because she is referencing songs from her time as compared to ones from the past...Don't fart at Disney...2 million people video watched a video and were tricked into thinking that Disney has new thermal technology that helps them detect if people farted and if they do they will be escort...

Here is the deal...Be a fat gamer or don't be one!!...Why are so many gamers getting injuries playing video games? Sit...Be covered with cheese dust and move on...You can also sit and be a voice actor much like the man who is going viral for being awful at it...Say you're walking alongside The French Broad River and your nip falls off...What do you do? Do you seek a doctor? Do you cry? Do you get...