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Don't let your arms explode as you jump up and down for the show today...I woman's arms basically exploded because she pushed it a little too hard in cross fit...Calm down...Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was in the US talking about Canadian bacon...He says they call it back bacon...More Flavor Flav really? Now he wants to officiate the wedding between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce...Stephen Baldwi...

Welcome to The Rizzo & Jeff Show where we always leave the light on for ya...The lead singer of Journey had a rough go...Purple apples do not exist...It was just artificial intelligence...Old clips of Diddy are now creepy as we played on where he was on with Conan O'Brien and talking about having locks on doors at his parties and no air conditioning... We have one weeping celebrity and one celebri...

Would you soil yourself for a Sentra? A man won a Nissan Sentra after living in a car for a week with others...You couldn't leave the car to use the restroom...Whatever food you didn't finish had to stay in there...He soiled himself for the win...Everyone bailed...A man channeled his inner Adam Sandler with a viral video of Sandler emojis as we get ready for Happy Gilmore 2...A town is having an i...

Ho Ho Ho Ho...Whoooo Whoooo Whoooo...Haaa haaa haaa....We have a special show for you today...But first...Feed us Rizzo...Opening audio starts with a guy who tried to steal a corvette but got locked inside...A guy in Ohio lied about seeing alligators...An 8 yr. old made it to Target driving her mom's car...Within a story about a man who got 12 seatbelt tickets, we were able to learn about a weenus...

Twiddly diddly dee...I need a cheeseburger inside of me...We played a new anthem to kick off this National Cheeseburger Day...A man had alligators living in his pool...He claims folks kept putting them in there...People living in Japan have hit an all-time high of living past 100 years old...Rizzo feels we should show our elders here a good time by showing them what we got...Did you know Carl Wins...

We hoped the pay off for the $500 lolly story was worth the wait...Before we got to the story we had to hear from a drunk forklift operator...Now back to the awful story about a lollipop...The Drew Barrymore show could be the worst talk show in history...She tricked 50 Cent into licking a lollipop...That was it...That was the story...A local newscast shamed a co-worker in a caddy way...They made u...

Wendy, we know you desire us but we are not coming over at 6am...That's how we got started on a Monday...Things kicked off with a bit of a scuffle with Jane's Addiction...A few men won a Nobel Peace Prize for discovering that some mammals breathe through their back door...Tito Jackson didn't make it...We lost Tito at 70yrs old...A substitute teacher was caught auditioning his hand puppet during pe...

REALLY BIG SHOW!! Rizzo decided to channel Ed Sullivan this morning to kick things off on Friday the 13th...2 birthday bonanzas and a story about the USPS were a part of opening audio...A guy had to suffer through a mariachi happy birthday from a drunk neighbor...When you are in your 80's, let's not put 80+ candles on a cake...The USPS is getting new trucks and people are elated...A man. A car. A...

Let's kick the show off with a little UNC ugghhhh uggghhhh uggghhhh SMOOCH...Shannon Sharpe accidentally left his Instagram Live up as he was having some private time with a lady...A woman was disgusted by a guy clipping his toenails by a pool...To repo or not repo...A man came up with a way to keep his car from getting hitched on to the back of a tow truck...He put propane in the trunk and then p...

Have you taken your once daily Jardiance? Opening audio kicked off with a dad who keeps his baby from crying by singing the Jardiance commercial song...A woman with a pregnancy brain accidentally ordered 99 bananas on a food shopping order...Australians want you to poo more at work, so they started a campaign...They want you to picture Taylor Swift going to the bathroom...When you go in for gallbl...

The word Johnson meant a much different thing during the Reagan administration...It was all ruined by the Big Johnson clothing line...A woman ordered a croissant lamp on Temu and actually got a lamp shoved through a croissant...A woman found out at a wedding from the woman he was being cheated on with that it was happening...He walked up to her and gave her the "we need to talk" ...Poor Flo...We r...

We have Glenn scoops a plenty to kick off Monday...A father wanted his boy to get all of the girls in school...A man finally unlogged a Lego dot from his nose after 25 years while in the shower...How it got up there, we do not know...Finally the Glenn scoop...A virtual assistant that was tricked into saying a silly name...That was for a listener of ours Glenn...Waiting all weekend for that huh? A...

Funny hair in funny places...Rizzo has finally grown up and promised to stop doing silly voices at drive-thrus...One guy in a timely fashion did a Beetlejuice voice...Enough...Steve Harvey thinks there are sports in which athletes fondle each other in Venezuela...Hey weirdo...When you walk into a ladies room by accident, just turn around and walk out...Don't sit and apologize...That's what one guy...

Nathan Lane aka Rizzo kicked off the show after he obviously tapped into a sassafras tree...A roided up tough guy tried to fight a kid for complimenting his car...A woman had an emotional breakdown after a break up because Taco Bell gave her a free Baja Blast...And heeerrreee we go...Swifties are now explaining football to other Swifties as we get ready for the first game of the NFL season tonight...

Wednesday kicked off learning that Rizzo was a real crank yanker in Queens...He loved using the 3-way call feature to connect Chinese restaurants with Korean supermarkets...Rachel Ray almost killed a qualluded up Tony Bennett...She polished her floors so much that he slipped and hit his head...Did you know the big bonus of living in a van is that you can BBQ? Well, a man got married while living i...

We don't give you the whole audio piece...Just the clips to start your Tuesday back...Dating in Alabama is tough...Try to avoid dating your family members or you'll have kids with elbow knees...A woman in Indiana was told telepathically from Kanye West to steal a car with a baby in it...A man gave us a motivational speech which could have been the worst ever...Sounded like he was reading it from t...

ARE WE ON? Had to fiddle with the buttons this Thursday to get things going...Open your mouth for The Rizzo & Jeff Show as we talked about the return of Kobayashi to the hot dog eating competition...A young man taught us how to eat pizza by folding it as if we didn't know...Want to 1 star me? Watch your back...A Lyft driver got a 1 star rating after taking customers to the mall and vandalized thei...

You know the show was going to be off the rails when Rizzo hit you with the old tired HUMMPPPP DAYYY to start the show...Opening audio got going with throat chakra...A woman who talks to aliens is concerned about her voice in the future...A man who is an obvious liar ate half of a box of dog treats from Costco and then halfway through figured out they were dog treats...He is suing now...How do you...

Rizzo returns fresh off of his Elvis high when he was on stage with Jeff in front of 5,000 people...He needed an extra day off to come back down to earth...We got opening audio going with three clips that he feels will energize and enlighten...And when we say enlighten we mean him teaching you how to treat a man, which actually was a woman who says you should be mean to men to keep them around...S...

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Steve Richards talks to Jeff Keith from Tesla about Steven Tyler, Tesla's Record Store Day release this year, and the story behind a Sammy Hagar song. Tesla will be at The Mountain Music Festival in Gatlinburg.

Have your post it notes on your fridge? Need to make sure the most important thing to start your morning is Rizzo's triple scoop of audio for Opening Audio...A child was drunk as a skunk after a restaurant accidentally gave her wine instead of grape juice...A guy wasn't sure if the hole in his leg was a bite from a bear or the gun he fired after a bear attacked him...He might want to get it checke...

Steve Richards talks to Roger Earl original member of Foghat. Foghat's journey began in 1971 when Lonesome Dave Peverett and Roger Earl left Savoy Brown to start their own band. In 1975, they released Fool for the City, an album that included the hit song "Slow Ride." This track became a huge success and is still one of the band's most recognizable songs. The success of "Slow Ride" was followed by...

Turn down for what!!! The DNC got turnt for Lil Jon last night...It was quite the party for the Democrats...On another musical note, some kids made a rap song about their bus no longer coming to pick them up as they were told they have to fend for themselves when it comes to getting to school...A guy was posing as a local pizza shop and delivering people boxes of just dough...What's better...Lou G...

QUIET RIOT is a rock & roll phenomenon. Famously described as the first heavy metal band to top the pop chart at #1 on Billboard magazine, the Los Angeles quartet became an overnight sensation thanks to their monster 1983 smash album “Metal Health”. Rudy Sarzo is the bassist with Quiet Riot and has played with Ozzy Osbourne, Whitesnake and other well known metal bands. Quiet Riot will be at The Mo...