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Quiet Riot is not that quiet...That is what the streets are saying...We get rolling with Opening Audio on this Monday...Who would have thought that two grown men would bond over a kitty? A cop pulled over a man for speeding and a kitty came up to them...The guy got off with a warning...Candace Cameron does not allow horror movies in her house because she thinks it opens up a demonic portal...Jerem...

Pump pump pump it up...Rizzo put on his New Balance shoes and crew socks to kick off the show this morning...Ready for some Spaceballs? Rick Moranis is coming back and so is Spaceballs...There is no Barf though...Can we stop with getting close to Bison? A mother is going viral for taking a picture with a bison...Let's not gore a baby...A man who works for a Family Dollar was arrested after he chas...

Brian Wilson didn't make it...We start by honoring the founding father of The Beach Boys...There is dedication to your job...And then there is dedication to your job...A woman faked a car crash while a scammer was trying to take her credit card info...After she said she was in the crash he kept trying to get the info...Dolly Parton admitted to streaking on Tom Jones front lawn back in the 1970's.....

We got a personal message from a big time celebrity and we played some hints to see if anyone could guess it...It wound up being Richard Karn aka Al Borland from Home Improvement...Would you go to a cow wedding? Well one happened...They kissed...And a man caught the bouquet...Tom Bodet from Motel 6 is suing the company because he has not received his once a year payment of $1.2 million...Yet they...

Kimberly wiped the sleepies out of her eyes and kicked off the show talking birds...Then Melvin called with a little something before the kids woke up...Arnold Schwarzenegger was not very happy that his dog took a tinkle on his floor...Drop to your knees Arnold...Al Pacino embellished a big saying how women used to sleep out in front of his house...Dakota Johnson sent a gallon of gorilla poop to a...

Asheville loves its animalia chat and guess what, you're going to get it...Have you ever been de-pantsed? A woman is angry that her husband pulls her pants down while she is brushing her teeth and puts his dirty underwear in her face...That kicked off Opening Audio...Diddy is upset that the sketch artist in the courtroom is making him look like a koala bear...What a wonderful marsupial...The zebra...

Happy Friday to one and all...Not just one...All...Let's get to Opening Audio as we head into the weekend...It's time to shut down the VFW...A car went right through the roof of a building for the second time in three months...The roof had just been repaired...A man was arrested after he was caught dumpster diving...When the cops approached he said he was diving for his raccoon friend...They found...

Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway, Lookin' for adventure, In whatever comes our way...Let's hear from Meg who runs the Southwest Florida division of the Sue Crew...A woman was bit by an otter and Meg lets us know to stay away from otters...Artificial Intelligence did a video where they had a man on streets during the 1500's and asked folks questions...They were just happy to possibly...

Do you eat your banana the long way? How do you nanner? Let's get into the hard hitting stuff and get things going with Opening Audio...Let's talk about the worst kind of people...Gender reveal people...A couple had their gender reveal on an airplane, and basically hijacked the flight...A newsman couldn't contain himself when it came to a story about guys robbing a sink from a house while riding a...

We are getting ready to lust for Danny DeVito later on...But for now we have to get things going with Opening Audio...A story about a loose zebra in Tennessee could have been simple and easy, but of course the wacky sports guy had to ruin it...News people cannot have normal banter...A fight at a school graduation of over 27,000 people came to a halt after a man got completely nude...No one is figh...

Nothing like a little Bachman Turner Overdrive to get us moving on this Mayoral Monday...Let's get to Opening Audio...Bob Dole took a tumble, and we tumble into OA talking about a deputy who was driving around on her motorcycle and her counterfeit plate says "CHASEM3"...She was all things Suzuki...A man took a selfie with a tiger, and you can figure out what happened...President Trump teased the f...

TGIF...We pondered to start the show, what would you consider the show Dinosaurs? A puppet show? An animatronic show? Let the torture begin...On a flight to Disney the flight attendants allowed a young girl to continuously sing Disney songs over the intercom...An Uber driver who drives in Waikiki Beach was having a breakdown because the people that she picked up were talking about all of the money...

Take a ride on this Winnebago as we head down the winding road that is Kathy Bates love scenes...Terry Bradshaw took some shots at Aaron Rogers saying he needs to stay in California and eat bark, and every time he is in his presence he feels like it is going to snow...A woman was arrested for felony child abuse after she hit her kid on the plane...The kid called her fat, Miss Piggy, and told her s...

Let's get things going with a strum of the guitar this morning fresh off of Memorial Day...Damon Feldman who is the owner of celebrity boxing has offered Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick's ex a chance to fight...Mind you his ex is mee-maw...Joey Chestnut has broken another world record for eating the most popcorn...We surmise that the popcorn is from Ames or Jamesway...The TSA loved one woman's Cr...

Rizzo aka the Silly Friday Follie guy is ready for a Frankfurter or two as we get ready for Memorial Day Weekend...Let's get this show going on this Friday with Opening Audio...Why is Tom Cruise hopping on pop? Theodor Geisel sucks...AKA Dr. Suess...Tom Cruise read Dr. Suess books to kids at the School of Scientology...A teacher was arrested after he dropped a bag of cocaine in school...They also...

Would you listen to a show that said hang on for Kermit Deee Frog on the show today? Well, that is what Rizzo said so please listen...We get it going with Opening Audio...What is your favorite body part on a woman? One man says the limbs...Joey Fatone is now the face of Red Lobster...He does own hot dog shops in Florida...Thank you Diners Drive Ins and Dives for that info...A Komodo dragon is bein...

He "Wendt" too soon...Good one Rizzo...You've now worked that joke for two days...Let's get this foggy Wednesday morning going...Should we call each other as men a little more to just say goodnight and I love you...The second kind of love is the love of a parent...We hear from Tom Cruise about what an ideal Father's Day would look like for him...He didn't even mention his kids...Katy Perry is not...

Well, cover yourself in sprinkles and icing and let's get this thing going on a Tuesday...Leave it to the Canadians to use adult film stars to save their national parks...A new TikTok trend is using adult content creators to promote parks...Getting Smurfed is when you dress up like a Smurf...The world record was broken for the most Smurfs in one place...Where are the smokey mountain Smurfs? A deli...

Is the boss playing silly tricks on Rizzo to get things going on a Monday? Wiggle that headphone cord and let's get going...It's Opening Audio time...3 national guardsmen are in trouble after they landed a helicopter on someone's land in Montana and stole elk antlers...Why? A man is suing Whataburger after they put onions on his burger...He's looking for $1 million because he had to go to the hosp...

THE GREAT HAM DEBATE! Rizzo did not believe that people eat ham & swiss on a King's Hawaiin pretzel bun for breakfast! Well Asheville showed him!!

There is so much to begat today...No time to waste so let's get things going with a thing we call Opening Audio...Rizzo believes we don't talk enough about elder love on the show...Jeff believes if we talk about it anymore we will be in their bedrooms...We will get to it...A woman chained her boyfriend's car from the back and drug it down a Chicago highway...The car was flying all over the place.....

There is so much to begat today...No time to waste so let's get things going with a thing we call Opening Audio...Rizzo believes we don't talk enough about elder love on the show...Jeff believes if we talk about it anymore we will be in their bedrooms...We will get to it...A woman chained her boyfriend's car from the back and drug it down a Chicago highway...The car was flying all over the place.....

Do you remember the smell of your middle school boy's locker room? Mennen Speed Stick? Check your tanner score and let's get the show going...It's Opening Audio time...Let's talk about bird explosions...Pop like a firecracker...A neighborhood is having an issue where birds are hitting power lines and exploding...If you're going to go then that's the way...Let's head to Iowa...The field of dreams.....

Wilford Brimley called...Here is a chocolate sprinkle donut Rizzo...Let's get Tuesday rolling with a little thing we call Opening Audio...There once was a man from Salem...A man was driving his car at 118 mph...He was only nailed for a DUI...Jeff has decided his next car is a conversion van...A woman crashed her car all because of a spider...We found out Rizzo is whacking cicadas, and he is BTK......

WE SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE!! Let's get going on this rainy wet Monday...Opening Audio time!! The Pope's brother has been chatting away about many topics...He's a real Roger Clinton...He did let us know that his brother is a White Sox fan...The man accused of crashing his car through the front gate of Jennifer Aniston's home appeared in court naked...If he played his cards right he could have had M...