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Happy Birthday Jeff!! 44 years old only means the countdown to 50...Let's start this off right with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive and then get to Opening Audio...Do not pee on your friend if they get stung by a jellyfish...It actually makes the sting worse...Don't let a random man pee on you...A man forgot that he left his wife at a gas station after driving 200 miles...She had no money and no...

We celebrated Jeff's birthday with huge celebrity guests!!

Well, Howdy Doody!! When you kick off the show before 6am chatting with listeners about Flub-A-Dub you know it is going to be a good one...Let's fire up Opening Audio...A guy is going viral for completely lying on his resume and getting jobs...Then a call came in about H.R. Pufnstuf so we have to pause...Back to Opening Audio...A Canadian woman was trapped underneath a woman for four hours and a k...

Before we got to a missing Ronald McDonald, a woman who makes fake hot dogs and so much more...We had to get to some Bachman-Turner Overdrive...After we got our fix we got things going with Opening Audio...NWI...No walking involved...A woman has started a company in NYC where she will sit in your car in the fire lane while you're out at places so you don't get a ticket...A woman had a gender revea...

Listener Court started as a battle of whether Mr. Rogers was creepy or not. It came undone as the hour went on.

Now we are eating beef tongue Asheville?

Rizzo is "happy to be back to work guy" as we get things going this morning...Thank you to listener Mark for being a sweetheart as well...Let's get to Opening Audio...We introduce you to dog boy...A woman who lived with a bunch of dogs in the middle of nowhere allowed her child to be raised by the dogs...He barked, yelped and walked on all fours...A guy was busted trying to hop a bridge opening fo...

This is NOT a Follie Friday? Welp we take that back...Mic's not on...Mic's falling down...Let's hit the restart button...It is Opening Audio time...The worst type of impression guy is the guy that believes he has mastered the Ace Ventura Pet Detective voice...A senior citizen woman has a pigeon named Screech...She rolls around town in a wheelchair covered in bird crap...A 75 year old woman was on...

We recap our experience of eating liver & onions for the first time.

When we Bachman, when we Turner, and when we Overdrive it means it's time to get things going this morning...It is Opening Audio time...Could Caitlyn Jenner do this today? A man who was running a race and hurdles had "IT" fall out...He still won the race while shoving it back in...A man named Richard Lovelady has signed with the Mets...He prefers to be called Dicky Lovelady...He is a ginger...He n...

Steve from Blue's Clues has a new podcast and we had the city dancing to it in their cars.

Bobby Sherman didn't make it...Was the death of his career an appearance on The Rosie O'Donnell show?

Ever hear of the band CrazyTime? That seems to be what Rizzo thinks this show is...We are a mix of the Chuck E Cheese band and Savage Garden...Come come my lady...Let's park the struggle bus and get to Opening Audio...A man ordered at an artificial intelligence drive-thru like a robot and his girlfriend giggled away...Every once and a while we talk about Evansville, IN...Police arrested a juvenile...

An 84-year-old woman is leaving her $1 million fortune to her escort and her family is suing to get that money...We took it to Listener Court!! Who should get the money?

You let Bachman-Turner Overdrive come to completion before you start talking...The beloved Rizzo & Jeff Show want to get things going with Opening Audio...The cops were called on a man because he was pretending to marry a 9 year old at Disney for a social media stunt...A woman was arrested and admitted she has drugs...Except the drugs were in her person...You can figure out where...Meet No Name Gi...

Does anyone real enjoy corn on the cob that much? Is Chilis version the best?

September 13th is a day that will live in infamy as Chili's will get rid of corn on the cob...Rizzo is distraught...He needs to learn to cob on his own...It's Opening Audio time...A woman who was butt naked was arrested for burning American flag and hitting a deputy in the face...A 102-year-old fox decided that for her birthday she wanted a butler stripper, and she surely got it...A 96-year-old ma...

Rizzo tried to back out on eating liver and onions.

OH IT'S CHO!! All Asheville wants is to pop their tops and hit the wave pool and live fun and fancy free...We will get you there...Let's first get to Opening Audio...Joel McHale has admitted that he is completely bald and has had four hair transplants...As the World Dart finals were happening, the man who was behind ripped a wet one to throw off his opponent...Are you ready for some unfettered mee...

Rizzo has promised Asheville that he will try liver and onions this weekend!! We tried to find the best place in town for it...The calls flew in!

Hulk Hogan is not dying...Hulk up Terry...Let's get to Opening Audio...There was a family who owned a soda company and got scammed after one of their family members sent a check to what he thought was Publisher's Clearing House after he thought he won $5.5 million...A man who viciously attacked his wife proceeded to call her while she was in ICU and asked her to post bail for him...Hulk Hogan is N...

Primrose Freestone, professor of clinical microbiology at the UK’s University of Leicester, says the somewhat counterintuitive “under” position is more hygienic and effective, despite the original 1800s patent showing the roll in the more natural seeming “over” orientation. We took all of your calls on it!!

It looks as if animalia will get things going on the show...We bring you the important news...Arnold Schwarzenegger is jealous of his son Patrick...All he can do is talk about his son naked...He also did knock up Mildred the maid...If you are going to have some tequila, do not wipe out a horse...That is what a woman in South Carolina did...A reporter could barely get through a turkey fire kitchen...

A mom, Angelica Pueblas, shared a now viral video showing the attendees following the rule of one clap being allowed for each student. Yes, one collective clap and that is it. Commenters were fairly split on the odd idea. We took it to Listener Court!!

One clap for The Rizzo & Jeff Show to get things going this morning...Have you ever met a man that looks like an olive loaf? Let's get things going with Opening Audio...A principal wrote 443 letters to all of his students at the end of the year...Are we sure it is not autopen? We play the most miserable woman in the world...Or maybe not...She ran down her list of people who are the worst people in...