Western Promises

we recorded an episode with the boy chethanxfinsta but his audio was too bad to use. Sorry! So this is just an ep with your two favorite outlaws, Beaumont and Paris. We talk about Bait Car, black hammer, Walk The Line, Rachel Dolezal's feet, i cut out some stuff about the anitchrist, we look at a bunch of celeb dick pictures. Shout out to www.leakedmeat.com  for some of the most fun ive had i...

i know, i know, my audio is kinda gross nasty in this one. got those phreak phonetics that goofy gab the silly sound but its fine. We are joined by yawnpoint to talk about Sandy Hook, RGB in hell, SquareEat, and Jehovah's Witnesses in tight homosexual pants. Had a lot of fun with this one. Also yawnpoint made the into for this weeks episode. All past and future guests are on notice 😤 Follow yawnp...

This week the big money rustlers Beaumont and Paris are joined by the enigmatic wonder, the carnivorous C*nadian, DC, the host of the notorious 8pl8s podcast. This one was a lot of fun.  Listen to his show and give him money here: gumroad.com/8pl8s or here https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-8pl8s-podcast/id1545460108 but definitely not here: https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family...

Beaumont and Paris discuss Buried Penis syndrome, Mask-ulinity, TeddyBoy Greg. Also mikey miles and chris chan got arrested wow. we dont discuss that on this episode because we recorded it before that happened but wow. maybe next time. 

Ask and you shall receive: Beaumont and Paris take a cue from the fans and answer your burning relationship questions. As two grown men of the frontier with families of their own we feel confident in our advice and we stand by our answers. Happy trails. 

Folks we had fun with this one. We talked about Shrill, Shallow Hal, cumbots, tren abuse, and i calmed down a little bit and took back control over my speech and didnt say 'like' so much. you can leave me alone about it now please thank you. lets try not to punch down. 

Beaumont and Paris welcome you back to Western Promises with arms as wide open as the beautiful Texas sky. We are talking SIMPs this episode and relishing in alpha male camaraderie that you can only dream of.  Join the Mikey Miles discord here if youre a real head: https://discord.gg/CuPtE9G8y6  

Beaumont and Paris take you deep into the world of Mikey Miles, one of the Internet's premier bugmen baby boys. Ay Ato. 

First episode. Beaumont and Paris lay the foundations to a virtual lens through which you can peer into the very fibers of your subconscious and begin to see past the code and into the wild bright darkness that is illuminated by the wonders of all living creatures who you share this existence with. Join us on this journey, if youre up to it ;)