Togethermess

Fresh off a whirlwind trip to Los Angeles, Jeff and Jordan return home completely exhausted by travel burnout and an overwhelming schedule. Between swanky Soho House parties and getting roped into late-night celebrity restaurant gossip, the trip took a turn on the flight home. Jeff tried to outsmart the airline seating system—only to accidentally stick Jordan in the only row on the plane without a...

Jeff goes missing at the ship casino at 2 AM, sparking total panic, while spa bill arguments threaten the trip budget. Big Sexy returns to break down high-stakes craps tables, retail return disasters, and wild childhood vacation memories that wouldn’t fly today. Thank you to our partners: Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not av...

Five Christmas trees in November, travel burnout, and approaching the big 4-0. We get brutally honest about why people-pleasing ruins celebrations, the reality of living out of a suitcase, and our hilarious spiral into wanting farm animals instead of a dog. Thank you to our partners: Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not availab...

Hungover and putting up Christmas decor, Jeff and Jordan face sudden health scares and dealership nightmares. Big Sexy joins to discuss surviving an infected elbow, new peptide routines, and testing restaurant biscuits by throwing them at the wall. Thank you to our partners: Hers: Visit forhers.com/mess to get personalized affordable care that gets you. (Weight Loss by Hers is not available in all...

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After a chaotic week apart, Jeff and Jordan recount what happens when routine completely collapses. Jeff details his week of "Single Dad" duties—complete with Broncos games, arcades, and a messy house—while Jordan opens up about her girls' trip on Celebrity Cruises, dealing with flight anxiety, and a heart-wrenching moment with a fellow traveler on her flight home. Thank you to our partners: Hungr...

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Before we were raising kids in the suburbs, we were serving tables, and the restaurant drama was real. In TogetherMess episode 286, we’re looking back at workplace favoritism, Jeff’s missed chance to meet Matthew McConaughey, and how our priorities have changed since those days. We also share what we learned at a Meta parenting event, our worries about teens on social media, and why we’re glad our...

Jordan saw flashing lights and thought the other driver was getting pulled over… until the cop stopped her. Jeff spent two hours fighting with a printer before realizing our computer was connected to the neighbor’s Wi-Fi. In the TogetherMess episode 285, we’re sharing a school pickup gone wrong, tax stress, and a V-Bucks purchase Jeff still can’t figure out. Jordan also opens up about getting her...

In Togethermess Episode 284, Jeff accidentally waves during the school fundraiser auction and suddenly gets hit with a $2,000 bid he never meant to make. We also talk about cowboy night, drinking around the kids’ teachers, donating to the school, and why knowing exactly where your money goes matters more to us now. Subscribe, like, and tap "Hype" below to boost this video! Our official Jeff and Jo...

Recorded LIVE on 10/1/26! Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAM - @togethermesspod JEFF - @jeffschroeder23 JORDAN - @bbjordanlloyd We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group. If you are interested in advert...

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In Togethermess Episode 282, we somehow go from Friday energy and old Denver apartment memories to the moment Jeff realized, “I’ve got to change my life.” We talk about those early DBL years, the strip-club story that still makes us laugh, and how wildly different our life looked before kids, routines, Costco runs, and suburban weekends. Subscribe, like, and tap "Hype" below to boost this video! O...

Recorded LIVE on 09/24/26 ! Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAM - @togethermesspod JEFF - @jeffschroeder23 JORDAN - @bbjordanlloyd We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group. If you are interested in adve...

In TogetherMess Episode 281, we somehow go from talking about Teslas and self-driving cars to wondering if AI is about to take over local news. Jeff has seen firsthand how much TV has already changed, and honestly, the whole thing kind of freaks us out. Are real people eventually getting replaced… or are we getting way ahead of ourselves? Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit...

Episode 280 gets surprisingly emotional as Jeff decides family memories matter more than money. We talk about his dad turning 80, Lawson turning 10, trying to make a Cubs game happen, crazy ticket prices, and why sometimes the right choice is the one you’ll still remember 20 years from now. Subscribe, like, and tap Hype below to boost this video! Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open...

Recorded LIVE on 09/17/26 ! Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAM - @togethermesspod JEFF - @jeffschroeder23 JORDAN - @bbjordanlloyd We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group. If you are interested in adve...

Fall has us in full reset mode. In TogetherMess Episode 279, we’re talking house projects, getting back into workouts, eating better, organizing our lives, and why feeling better physically can completely change your mindset. We’re trying to stop people-pleasing, clear the clutter, and focus on ourselves again. Thank you to our partners! Shopify - Start your free trial at https://www. SHOPIFY.COM/...

We’re back for Togethermess Episode 278 with part two of our Celebrity Cruise recap, from La Spezia and Jeff’s emotional family roots to Rome, the Colosseum, Trevi Fountain, Vatican stops, new travel friends, and us trying to slow down European-style Thank you to our partners! Shopify - Start your free trial at https://www. SHOPIFY.COM/togethermess Poshmark - Download the Poshmark app and use code...

Recorded LIVE on 09/10/26 ! Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAM - @togethermesspod JEFF - @jeffschroeder23 JORDAN - @bbjordanlloyd We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group. If you are interested in adve...

We’re back from Europe and still trying to recover from vacation brain, jet lag, Leighton’s birthday, and real life hitting us all at once. We start with Barcelona, a rough flight, paella, rooftop views, cruise life, and why Celebrity Cruises may have spoiled us forever. Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds,...

Jordan isn’t feeling great, so Payton stepped in with Jeff for a very different TogetherMess. We start with babysitting plans, neighborhood friendships, Dunkin orders, Chick-fil-A loyalty, stomach issues, and why Payton somehow knows all our neighbors. Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family sto...

We’re back for Togethermess Episode 275 with Payton, and somehow we go from hairy legs and salon crushes to business class people, sick husbands, airplane bathroom nightmares, and the kind of stomach bug stories nobody asked for but we told anyway. Our official Jeff and Jordan merch shop is now open! Visit https://togethermess.com/ to shop TogetherMess merch, favorite finds, videos, family stories...