Therapy Gecko

A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money.  It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko:  https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQ Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS...

A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CL...

A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever. I love diet root beer. I am a gecko.  Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: th...

A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GEC...

A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly. Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions. I love eating dirt. I am a g...

A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag." The printer is jammed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapyg...

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself. This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the s...

I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic.  We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards. I am going to sleep now. I am a ge...

A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire extinguisher in your house in case there is an emergency. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast...

A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer. It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your...

A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations.  Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode. Does anyone have a AAA battery? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it...

A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living with your mother in law. Will you hold my spot in line? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come t...

Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill. Later a caller struggles with whether or not to leave behind their life in remote Appalachia, and we read some viewer mail.  Please tell me you have the keys. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe...

A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.  Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when...

A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail. You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to...

A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of ourselves we must invoke to navigate life. Don’t take more than 40 napkins. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM...

A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller is plagued by mice.  It is time to look at a bug. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagr...

A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of his marching band experience. Breakfast is not included. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.c...

A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me. The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING...

We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men that look like her ex, and I read some viewer mail again. I like reading viewer mail. Send me some at therapygeckomail@gmail.com Don’t open that can. I am a gecko.  Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therap...

A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail. I am the captain now. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mond...

A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail.  It is time to do karaoke with a rock. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4eve...

A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails.  The Blue Man Group is coming over to play checkers. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever G...

Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling of being accepted after wearing make-up, lab mice, having 11 different jobs, and more. I also read some spam emails. Some of them are funny. I think it was a good geckmail episode. Listen to it. Just listen to it.  Time to make dinner for Harris...

A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to escape their troubles by going to Germany. Get in the pool. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get...