The Reality Is

This week the new Summer House spinoff, Winter House premiered which made us run, not walk, to the nearest clinic to get tested for STI's we may have caught from simply watching this show. On Vanderpump Rules, Tom Sandoval lost his marbles and Tom Schwartz continued to make us feel terrible for Katie. And on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika told lies and Bravo editors tried to convince us t...

What a week of shitty dudes on bravo huh? Between Gordon on Real Housewives of Potomac and Duy and Robert Sr on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the thirst is not just real but it's exhausting to watch. 

Never did we imagine that one day Vanderpump Rules would be the most wholesome content on Bravo, but here. we. are. We're talking about the proposal of Noor and Raquel's dreams on Vanderpump Rules. And then we're encouraging you to heavily medicate or not and just rage with us as we dive into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1. 

This week Noor subjects Aarti to making a case for Candiace on behalf of Candee-Gals and Bassett Hounds scream-watching Real Housewives of Potomac everywhere. It does not go as planned but no lettuce was harmed during the making of this podcast. Then in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary gave us many moments of wisdom, some truly wise and others that broke our brains. 

This week on VPR, Tom Sandoval did too much but somehow Lala did even more and all she got was a lousy sheet cake. Over on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, what was more confusing than Erika's stories were Erika, Kyle, and Rinna's lewks at Crystal's fabulous Chinese New Year Party. 

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac some how a horribly creepy old dude who makes dick jokes, pantomimes sex, and tells his wife to STFU was overshadowed by Candiace losing her cool. Over on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we had the case of the mysterious last minute catering cancelation which resulted in a classic and hilarious Housewives fight. 

Friend of the pod and pop culture, bravo, reality tv, VPR aficionado Kara Berry host of Everyone's Business But Mine joined us this week as we reluctantly watched the return of Vanderpump Rules and much like the unexpected rush of emotions from a "pre-workout pill", were surprised at just how great it was! We also talked about RHOBH and wondered who clocked Kathy in the head with a golf ball durin...

This week the ladies on RHOP showed us that great reality television is made on driveways, in front of construction, with paddles, and shade and the ladies on RHOSLC proved again what we already know about all of them except for Mary who somehow manages to surprise us every week.

The ladies in RHOBH head to a creepy hotel, Erika lies as usual, the ladies don't call her out, and then they all decide to grill Garcelle for no reason at all. We also ask a question from our Patreon "Ask Your Aunties" level Patron. Support us there on patreon.com/therealityispod

We're breaking down this week's hilariously messy RHOP episode courtesy Miss Dotty and hilariously delusional RHOSLC episode courtesy all of them! Enjoy! Patreon.com/therealityispod

Friend of the pod Sonia Sells hopped on to talk about a BLESSED Sunday where the House of Huger met the Church of Cosby and Lord was it glorious.  Follow Sonia Sells on Tiktok @nochilarybanks & Twitter @soniamariesays .  The Reality Is is now on Patreon! Patreon.com/therealityispod

We're breaking down this week's Real Housewives of Potomac and discovering that the root of all the problems is misdirected anger which should be directed at Michael Darby. We're also answering some questions from our Patreon "Ask Your Aunties" Mailbag.  Patreon.com/therealityispod

We said good bye for now to RHONY or at least they finally drop the Reunion which...who knows when that'll be and said OH HI HELLOOOOO to one of the greatest episodes of Housewives of all times in RHOBH.  Patreon.com/therealityispod

We're diving into the aftermath of the Ashley Darby Williamsburg Dumpster Fire Incident of 2021 and asking important questions like "do we think our husbands would be beloved or hated on tv?". We also dive into Shahs of Sunset reunion/finale and discuss how stupid everyone is, as usual.  Patreon is Launched! Patreon.com/therealityispod For Hurricane Ida Relief, check out these amazing organiz...

The ladies of RHOBH laughably try to come for Garcelle and Sutton and the ladies of RHONY laughably try to convince us they’re friends.

Gizelle and Ashley stay messy, Robyn is lazy, Wendy is upset, Karen is obsessed, Mia is confused, and Candiace is hilarious. Oh, and the Shahs of Sunset are toxic and dysfunctional exactly the way we want them to be. 

We are discussing black Shabbat on RHONY and the best god damn episode of RHOBH we have ever seen because of Queens Garcelle and Sutton. We also talk about real life stuff like the situation in Afghanistan. If you'd like to know more check out our instagram @therealityispod or this link for more information. 

We're hitting you with a supersized episode because when our friend and TWO TIME Emmy nominated writer and comedian Rae Sanni is on, we can't stop psychoanalyzing these psychopaths and also psychoanalyzing ourselves in the process.  Timestamps: RHOP (3:10), Shahs of Sunset (1:07:10), RHOSLC Trailer (1:22:17) Twitter - @raesanni  Instagram - @rafizzle87

Take out your jade rollers friends because this week's Bravo was stressful, riveting, offensive, hilarious, and thrilling all at once! 

Weekly gush session over how much we love the Karen vs. Gizelle feud and as usual spending too much time psychoanalyzing the psychopaths on Shahs of Sunset. 

Put on your tinfoil hats because we have conspiracies on the grifting happening from Coast to Coast! First we have Erika's not so pretty mess of a web of lies in RHOBH and then Sonja's snake of a money manager Gaurav! 

Like trying to understand Mia's bad Math, English, and Anatomy, we are trying to understand how exactly Ambassadors function from county to county on RHOP and why Tommy has a point but also needs to get over it on Shahs of Sunset, among other things! Enjoy!

We're breaking down the Family Karma finale as well as the juicy WWHL end of season pow-wow with the cast of Family Karma . It is as if our people knew this was the final exam and like good Indian kids, they aced it! We're also talking about this week's RHONY (51:00) at the end of this episode. So chug that last bit of wine like you're moving to Kentucky to be with your giant boyfriend and drink u...

We're talking Real Housewives of Potomac and Shahs of Sunset! 

This week Erika told tall tales on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (5:00) and Leah, Lu, Ramona, and Sonja held an intervention at a bar on Real Housewives of New York (29:01)