The Reality Is

Raheel decides to share his two cents about Scandoval. Kelis is dating Bill Murray. Children survived longer in the jungles of Colombia than any adult we know. Trump used his bathrooms for storage. What is in an Everything shower? And finally, we share why we've decided to quit our religious institutions (spoiler alert: it's the homophobia!)

This season of Summer House is finally finished and thank God but I break down both reunions, BRIEFLY. Then I move onto my favorite show at the moment Summer House Martha's Vineyard, followed by the Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is a great time in my opinion and people need to stop complaining about it, and then wrap up with the premiere or Real Housewives of Orange County and the triumpha...

We're breaking down the series finales of two of our favorite shows, Barry (1:35) & Succession (13:25).

Noor is pregnant with Al Pacino's baby, Leo is dating an Indian model, why we hate Priyanka Chopra, Taylor Swift's national nightmare, and vacation brain!

We talk about this incredible movie and a lot of emotions! 

We talk about one of our favorite movies - The Menu - where Ralph Fiennes plays a high end dining genius chef who serves the worst humans on earth - it is an absolute delight for anyone who loves Top Chef or Chef's Table and Harry Potter. 

Who better to discuss a movie about murder, crime, and deeply problematic rich assholes than Kendrick Tucker (@realitycomicstoo), host of Reality & Comics Too Podcast! Listen to us dive into Glass Onion: A knives out mystery

The always delightful and hilarious Kendrick Tucker (@realitycomicstoo), host of Reality & Comics Too Podcast, hopped on as an industry insider and hospitality expert about The White Lotus, the television show and hypothetical vacation spot. Naturally we discussed all of the things from the kerplunk heard around the world to what should be included in an approximately $60,000 vacation, like blowjo...

Ultimate Cutie, Donny Hadfield-Smith @realdonnywood 1/2 of I am the cute one: a nostalgia podcast hops on to discuss Real Housewives of New Jersey colon Teresa gets married and naturally we discuss a lot of other things like Passions, funeral performances, eating too fast, etc etc.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are breaking all kinds of fourth walls and on Summer House Martha's Vineyard people are already being voted off the island!

This week we discuss having tough conversations with kids, Raheel watched The Flash, and we cried like Roman watching the incredible latest episode of Succession.

Host of The High Republic Show on StarWars.com and friend of the pod Krystina Arielle hopped on to figure out just what the hell might be going on with Danielle on Summer House and of course the explosive and exhausting Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale.

Friend of the pod Kendrick Tucker, Host of Reality & Comics Too, came on the pod fresh from an Alaskan vacation to talk about all of the gorgeous people we are so blessed to look at on Sunday nights on Bravo on Real Housewives of Atlanta and Summer House Martha's Vineyard.

Raheel manages to offend most of humanity the day after mother's day, Ja Morant's coming out guns blazing, Touchdown Tommy and some surprisingly Kardashian tea from Raheel, Robert De Niro v. Al Pacino, and of course a super upsetting episode of Succession "Election Night"

This week on Summer House Danielle lost her mind and on Vanderpump Rules Raquel morphed into Sandoval.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week is all about how great everyone's family is doing except Teresa's who is about to get into a terrible marriage with a very scary man, BUT before that I cry about Watch What Crappens. ENJOY

Tom Hamlett, one half of Dumpster Dive Podcast, hopped on to discuss the divorce filing heard around the wigs, the Real Housewives of Atlanta season premier, and the very fun and highly recommended new flavor of Summer House in Martha's Vineyard.

Charles became the new King of England and he looks dumb as hell. Olivia Dunne is making a lot of money. And Succession is making Raheel uncomfortable and sad.

This week on Summer House Carl proposes to Lindsay and Lindsay takes a selfie in the hospital while Danielle has an absolute meltdown and on Vanderpump Rules the pieces of the puzzle are falling into place and unfortunately for Ariana it isn't looking good for her boyfriend and bestfriend.

Ultimate Cutie, Donny Hadfield-Smith @realdonnywood 1/2 of I am the cute one: a nostalgia podcast hops on to discuss Real Housewives of New Jersey and how we are not longer watching reality tv but television that is created by fake real life situations or something like that.

Kendall is thriving, Shiv is winning, Roman is spiraling, BUT WE ARE LIVING PLUS because this episode was great.

The NFL Draft is happening, Brian McKnight is a trash person, and we're discussing how to deal with transphobes & homophobes in real life.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey continue Teresa's Bachelorette party in Ireland by jumping in mud, mud slinging, and as usual not making any damn sense.

This week on Summer House Danielle continues to fumble her friendship with Lindsay for perplexing reasons and on Vanderpump Rules Tom Sandoval bold faced lies and James Kennedy (and Ally!) steal our hearts.

People who read teleprompters are getting fired, Jonathan Majors is dropped by everyone, an anti-vaxxer joins the Jets, and Succession continues to make us laugh.