the evening almanac

I do some haikus (no, really), tell some jokes (I'm a comedian), and we also talk about Chris Langan, the most intelligent man in the world, and his theory of reality called CTMU (no, really really). Essentially.

Just when I thought I was out, they emailed me some nice offers. Also something about your mum and people called Mike. Basically.

A video podcast! I'm sitting on my ned in shades, like some sort of lounge version of Jonathan Meades. If you don't know who he is, he's my biggest inspiration. This may explain a lot, as he isn't even a comedian. Anyway, I'm talking about giving up comedy, but then a small amount of cash changes my mind. Basically.

Hello everyone. I'm back to my old self after being radicalised by current affairs and I'm ranting about giving up comedy. That's the default setting. Please don't blame me. It's this or politics. Essentially.

I talk myself back into comedy in real-time, after ranting about authenticity, then end the podcast with an Ai song. Ironic. Basically.

Sad news and an angry podcast. Sorry. Basically.

Oh, so you're sick of me complaining about comedy? Well, how about I complain about the corporate world instead? Essentially.

A full rundown of the gig I wanted to go well not going well. Of course it didn't go well. Of course. Basically.

Sorry, more about ADHD, but this time, I read out some texts, if that makes it any better? No? Ok. Basically.

Some stuff about gigs and a rant (I can't believe it) about the idiom he died doing what he loved. Is that an idiom? I have no idea. I'm stupid and I'm not looking it up. Basically.

I said I was going to delete this episode, and you know what? I didn't. I'm mad like that. Mostly.

Corporate woes got me wondering if I can sell my body online. We all know I can't. Basically.

Here's a six year review of my so-called comedy career. Essentially.

I read out some comedy ideas and call you an idiot. Bascially.

Trying something new but recording a podcast at a gig. Meh. Let's see if it works. Basically.

Gig news(ish) and existentialism(ish). I dunno. Essentially.

I'm sorry to keep taking about ADHD but when it impacts your life a lot you ned up talking about it on your semi-daily podcast. If I didn't have this podcast though, I wouldn't be talking about it, which makes you think, what came first, the ADHD or the podcast? Thanks. Basically.

Some gig talk but mostly absolute nonsense. Essentially.

Having a rant about class (again) and comedy (again) and also I read a page from Wikipedia. Essentially.

Did a gig but I end up talking about the universe. Naturally.

Sitting at my desk with my acoustic. Don't worry, it's more annoying than it sounds. Oh and we also talk about the CEO at a Coldplay concert who was caught cheating. Essentially.

An evening walk reviewing the day, that mostly involved cheese. Also gig chat. Essentially.

Did a gig. Listened to a podcast. Tried on shoes. Had salad. Bascially.

If you disagree with anything the government of the US or UK says, you're a mad conspiracy theorist. Basically.

A bit about a gig, a bit about comedy in general, and something about your mother. Sorry. Basically.