The Conditional Release Program

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Do up your seatbelts and strap in for this one. Actually, don't bother BECAUSE WE HAVE FREEEDOOMMM In part one of (hopefully) two we look at the cookers convoy with no trucks. It's only the beginning of this complete shitshow that is going to see a very big week of chaos in canberra as cookers occupy the capital! In the news we bust the myth of reinfection, which is sad news for Joel who i...

Ten minute sample! Full thing goes around 30mins. Join up and get the rest - https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram - we hate paywalling content but this really helps keep the podcast sustainable. It's a ton of work! ------------------------------------------------ So Dylan 'Didge' Wilson has this shit website he made with a bunch of sovcit nonsense about nothing. It'...

To get the full episode, the past Two Jacks releases and some bonus content - join the patreon at https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram This week on The Two Jacks, Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack with their progressive backgrounds in politics, discuss what happens when progressivism goes wrong, when good intentions lead to bad outcomes. The Jacks also consider reports that Chine...

It was a huge week worldwide for cookers with a lot of action coming from the US. Neil Young wipes $4bn off Spotify in protest of Joe Rogan and Gaetzy is in big trouble with one of his horny mates giving him up to the feds. Trumpcoin is worthless, but you data is priceless and RFK Jr. just keeps comparing vaccine mandates to the holocaust. Stop it. Just stop. In AV Update we look at the last week...

To get the full episode, the past Two Jacks releases and some bonus content - join the patreon at https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram In this week’s Two Jack’s we look at factions within the Liberal Party. The Liberal Party often claims it is not faction driven but this is a nonsense as then Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull found out at NSW State Liberal Conference in 2015. We iden...

This week we cover the Prayer and Pushback conference held by Pat Mesiti. Actually, no we don't. Nobody should have to do that. It's awful. The Americans are still being terrifying with q-adjacent lunatics spreading joy in the form of plague and bleach to anyone they can. Speaking of plague, Meatloaf is the latest casualty of the spicy cough, taking down the sweaty hugger before his time....

This is a sample of the latest overflow episode - full version available (and other bonus content) from $5 a month on https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram The Two Jacks take a look at the Australian Republican Movement's hybrid proposal for the election of an Australian Head of State and find it confusing and ill-timed. Meanwhile Hong Kong's most powerful administrators get...

This is a sample of the latest overflow episode - full version available (and other bonus content) from $5 a month on https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram It's time for an overflow episode! Here's the stuff we didn't have time to cover in the main episode. It's a much more relaxed, unscripted and unedited approach which is a mix between a refreshing change for the l...

We are back! Well, we didn't really go away. But a week kinda slipped past us there. Luckily the cookers were a little quiet, with the exception of Old Parliament House which we will get to later. Big week with Novak desperately trying it on one more time to stay in the country, his lawyers taking the piss by accepting the brief to be honest. We have a squiz at Old Parliament House and the sov...

Joel got covid! If you're one of the few people he hasn't complained to over the past week, it might be news to you. But he hasn't gone down quietly and continues that approach with a long winded spray about his experience with covid in the news. Due to Joel's illness, the editing is a little raw this week. Enjoy every um and ah in it's rightful place and a smattering of lip sm...

In this episode, the Two Jacks discuss the media and ask has the mainstream media become obsolete?  To get the full episode, the past Two Jacks releases and some bonus content - join the patreon at https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram

This week we come to you live and (mostly) unedited from the TCRP night of nights - The Cookies! It has been a long year for the freedom movement and while a few shills got a gong at the freedom ball, we are throwing our own two cents in to award who we think really put the hard yards in this year. We wanted a week off, but they wouldn't let us. But according to Doris 'be free with dee&#39...

The Two Jacks are back with a chat about Trump. Was he actually a good politician?  Sound is much better this time and it's a great yarn. Enjoy! 

Ten minute sample! Full thing goes around 30mins. Join up and get the rest - https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram - we hate paywalling content but this really helps keep the podcast sustainable. It's a ton of work! ------------------------------------------------ Got vaccinated? That's bad. You better get that sorted. How about some IV bleach?  Feeling a bit too clean and s...

Yet another huge week on the fringe of politics as we lead into the holiday season with a full belly of fear, loathing an anxiety brought on by those who simply can't stop protesting. Give it a rest! Go watch the cricket! So this week - Weird Al is pregnant. The birds are surveillance drones. Workers are being viciously attacked for doing their jobs. Hippies are getting fired from cults for ge...

Premium episode sample time! This one is a new thing Jack is doing with his cousin. Get the full episode on our Patreon from $5/month. https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram Jack and his cousin Jack are starting a weekly yarn. Cousin Jack is residing in Hong Kong and talks about local vaccine rates, covid policy and the absurd cost of renting a place. The Jacks will wriggle around sp...

Huge week on the fringe! A horrible event of attempted self harm becomes a huge win for the movement who absolutely relish in her misfortune. Never let a good crisis go to waste! Trump learns grammar the hard way and all the santas are dead. A huge BPFW brought to you by some fairly scary santas and AV Update brings you an update on omicron and a TON of gossip from the movement. They go low, they...

Alright! It's time for another overflow episode. This time we have a bit of a yarn about violence in the movement. It's only ratcheted up since we recorded this - but there's a few interesting tidbits worth discussing.  If you want the other 55 or so minutes of this, head over to https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram From $5 a month you can access the bonus stuff that we...

Episode 69! Har har. What a bloody huge week it has been with the bombing of a school in Cyprus (don't do that, come on), the crushing downfall of the q-anon lawyers Sidney Powell and Lin Wood, and Crackers Craig Kelly appointed to a committee to look into what's bad about social media. Here's a hint - he's the problem. Yet another week of protests with the movement slowing in numb...

WARNING - THIS EPISODE REFERS TO THE RECENTLY DECEASED. This week Joel speaks to historian and Aboriginal art curator Emily McCulloch Childs about the ridiculous disinformation being pushed upon the NT. We look at the history of pandemics going back to colonisation/invasion and the way in which disinformation has been a constant in the post colonial life of Aboriginal Australians. I learned a few...

Huge week on the fringe and a huge week for covid-19 with a new variant - Omicron - joining the ranks. I've never met a variant that I liked, and this one sounds like a bit of a dickhead to be honest. We are reserving judgement, though, as it's yet to be seen how rude this little guy is. The q-anon throng in Dallas are losing their minds, unironically wearing Q merch to a thing that Q hims...

Huge week on the fringe with another wave of protests across the country which saw large crowds get together and protest stuff. The most popular thing to protest was the existence of Dan Andrews with approx 50,000 people turning up in melbourne. Not content with that, the cookers counted 150,000. Then 250,000. Then 500,000. They truly live in a parallel universe. Kyle Rittenhouse gets acquitted to...

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Sorry for the late upload! This one comes edited by a sick Joel who has spent most of the past two days on the couch. It's not covid, for better or worse with a negative test returned. But it still sucks. But the world keeps turning - and a little too fast at the moment! This week we look at the ever more obvious overlap between the Victorian Liberals and the FREEDOM movement. Seems like they...