The Conditional Release Program

The Two Jacks have an extended discussions on the astonishing news of Scott Morrison's five - count 'em, five self appointed secret ministries. We take a look at the Job Summit coming up in September and wonder why Peter Dutton's Libs won't be attending. In sport, Carlton finish the season on a low note from which JTI is s till recovering, Essendon's week from hell rolls into a...

We are finally looking at The Great Reset - the ideological bogeyman of the conpsiracy universe. Is Klaus Schwab evil? No. But he is a raging capitalist? Yes. Does he want you to eat bugs? No. Is Ralph Babet an idiot? Yes. Unfortunately The Great Reset is a huge topic and Joel has done way too much research into it - so this one is part 1 of several. In this episode we get around the idea of eatin...

Scott Morrison has been the secret Minister for Everything but was it legal? The two Jacks discuss the Packer emails and congratulate him for his poisoned pen. A terrible double murder of two women in Sydney leads police to claim the rule book has been thropwn out. JTI says it hasn't been around for a long time. EVs are coming whether HK jack likes it or not and in the footy, the final round o...

A huge week for cookers with Dave Oneegs getting a lawyer who comes with a little bit of a history. Avi Yemini is denied entry to New Zealand and uses the opportunity to grift money from idiots while Rukshan is pretty much completely ignored despite also being involved. Eric Trump takes a selfie which casually includes some very sensitive information. Why? Because he is an idiot. This week we are...

This week Jack looks at the bizarre behaviour of Scott Morrison and looks at his motivations for being the minister for everything. Cookers think it's all part of a WEF agenda because they are incredibly stupid.  We also have a quick check in on cookers at the start. They have not been idle. Maybe protesting outside a childrens hospital was a bad idea?  Are we the bad guys? Yes. You are the ba...

**** In this episode we mention Ron DeSantis being quite reasonable about the FBI raid - we got this one wrong. Turns out he's still a completely cooked idiot and he was talking about a previous event, defending the police in a completely different scenario. Jokes on us for assuming DeSantis could be reasonable. Whoops!*** Last week Trump's residence at Mar-A-Lago, Florida was searched by...

What are political honeymoons and how long do they last? The media has speculated that Anthony Albanese's political honeymoon is over on a regular basis but his approval ratings remain at historic highs. Meanwhile, we eulogise Olivia Newton-John and Judith Durham. And with fall out, from the Adelaide Crows 2019 motivational camp continuing, we ask what the hell was the club doing and how could...

This week Jack looks at the Uluru Statement From The Heart and explains some of the lesser known elements of what is, to quote Joe Biden, 'a big fucking deal'. But it's just a big deal to me - cause I'm not allowed to swear this week! Yep. My niece Stevie has told me that she likes the podcast - but doesn't like the swearing. Since you ingrates don't share the episodes enou...

This week we focus on 3 anti vaxx players who used the pandemic to step into the spotlight, we look at some of the most outrageous claims about vaccines - SOS revisits the best day of her life, and Sandee shares the work of a hero.

If you think you've had a bad week it's got nothing compared to Alex Jones' week. Not only facing financial ruin - but due to a leak of his text messages from HIS OWN ATTORNEYS it's looking like he might be up for some criminal charges too. So now it's a good week. Let's celebrate the downfall of an actual villain.  Ron Watkins takes an L but not all cookers lose their prim...

Newspoll reveals Albo is our new God (for now). Not bad for a bloke his opponents said Australians didn't know and couldn't trust. "A great tree has fallen" Archie Roach's death and the loss to the nation. The Indigenous Voice and associated referendum -- how does the government go about ensuring its success? Listeners letters. Convicted paedos out on bail. Labor's childcar...

We are back with a mammoth episode for our 101st - this time we are looking into the 'laptop from hell'. Yes, Hunter Biden did leave his laptop at a computer store in Delaware. No, it wasn't the Russians. But can we trust what's on it? Kinda. But we can say one thing for sure - if this was a stich up, they wouldn't have given him such a massive schlong. Hunter is a crackhead an...

The foot and mouth disease threat in Australia. Is the Opposition playing politics in demanding Australia close its borders to Indonesia? Well, yes. The Two Jacks consider the consequences of an outbreak but with the right biosecurity measures in place, border closures could only be considered as a last resort. The economic scourge of the world, inflation, is hitting Australia hard with CPI figure...

The Libs can't decide whether to have quotas on female candidates and JTI thinks if they can't fix it, they will become unelectable. Meanwhile, local media fail to report on the real causes of Sri Lanka's economic crisis, preferring either to focus on the chemical fertiliser ban or ignore it completely. The world beats a path to the door of golfer Cameron Smith and HK Jack provides his...

We made it! Almost two years of looking at cults, crims and con artists. We wanted to celebrate by making a super special episode that we worked VERY hard on... Thanks for sticking with us - long time listeners will enjoy this one and newbies might get a bit of an idea of where we came from. Either way - it's been fun to look back over 100 weeks of ridiculous conspiracies and fringe politics.

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I haven't been doing any samples to make the free listeners thirsty for bonus content. We do a lot of begging in the show but here's a taste of what the Patrons are listening to. Join up at www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram and from $5 a month you can listen to all this jabber and more. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We talk Janua...

The census data is in and combined with the election results, the Libs have been rejected by high income earners. Can they get back blue ribbon seats won by the Teals? It's doubtful but JTI says if they fail to win them at the next federal election, they're gone for good. Meanwhile Albo travels to Ukraine with some media likening it to Morrison's Hawaii holiday. 

While it's not making headline news at 6'oclock on Channel 7, the January 6 hearings in the US Congress are absolutely going off. The implications of this are extraordinary and the $64,000 question remains - will they charge Donald J Trump? Jack takes a deep look into what's been happening over the past while in the rabbit hole. In the news we look at a recent win for recently single M...

This week we’ve only got one thing to ask you…. “Who’s your daddy” That’s right, it’s time to take a closer look at Freemasons & Bill Heffernan through the lense of Karen Brewer.  We’ll revisit Karen Brewer Day, take a look at the ongoing Kaz phenomenon & unfortunately “they’re still there” in Canberra...

This week we look at Russian election interference in the UK! Much ado was made of interference in the 2016 election from the yoga loving agent of chaos Vladimir Putin but not so much about his meddling in the Brexit vote. Jack looks hard into what we know, and the things we don't know - but should know - and won't know - because Boris hasn't actually resigned. I mumble about bot farms...

Albo's been in the Ukraine. Did he go for the photo op? Also Albo sabre rattles with China but is it more aggressive than the bullhorn diplomacy of the previous government? The census data are in and the Libs have lost the blue ribbon, high income seats. How will they get them back? Leigh Sales retires to spend more time with her family. It's genuine in her case but she also suffered from...

This week we look at Stew Peters - otherwise known as Alex Jones from Wish. He's a rapper. He's a bounty hunter. He's a bullshit artist. This was a great episode to research because Peters is truly a bizarre individual. He's the walking American dream and the reason for its decline. His secret superpower is how he can lie with a straight face! In the news we look at the recent diph...

THE FIRST FILE WAS OUT OF SYNC! Yes, I know Hong Kong Jack might be behind the times, but he's not that far back. It sounds like shit cause it's broken! New file fixes it up. If you are still getting the old version, delete the download and re-download it. I guess now would be a bad time to bring up the Patreon, right? Har Har. _______________________________________ The crossbenchers are...

Recently a ban on the swastika was passed through both houses in Victoria with only one dopey Liberal Democrat voting against it. Why? Free speech. But what does that even mean? Also, Jack has covid and nobody cares but he finally proves to us all that he is not a reptile, or he's very keen to hide it. We talk about newly sworn in Victorian senator Ralph Babet and how funny he is going to be a...