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This week we are having a peek into Jack's wheelhouse - the coverage of cookers and SovCits in the mainstream media. Cookers hate the MSM - until it agrees with them. Then they LOVE it! Even if it's just a decontextualised headline, they'll share it like crazy. But do MSM outlets pander to antivaxxers, conspiracy theorists and SovCits? Kinda. For the most part their vaccine reporting i...

One of Australia's great public entities, Australia Post is dying and there's nothing else for it but to watch it happen. JTI asks, does Lidia Thorpe's resignation from the Greens split the No vote? Elsewhere in politics, Alan Tudge gets a nudge. In the US, the Donald has become a supporter of Biden while US politics seems to have moved on from both men for 2024. Will Kamala Harris win...

The Two Jacks discuss the testimony offered thus far to the Royal Commission into Robodebt. There were multiple failures within the public service and with their political masters, especially Alan Tudge who seems to view the Westminster system of ministerial responsibility as responsible with a big but. Overall, what the Royal Commission has exposed will lead to a serious blow to public confidence...

This week we are back with another fortnightly update on what's happening around the world and the greater cookerverse. First up we have the hysterical reaction from cookers about the recently implemented 'director ID' that seeks to place greater accountability on company directors. Cookers hate it! Why? Well, it's the start of the holocaust. That's bad! Don't worry - Rebec...

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The Two Jacks have an extended discussion on small modular nuclear reactors recently approved for construction in the US by its Nuclear Regulatory Commission. In Canada, a QUANGO has suggested more than two drinks of booze per week is dangerous while in British Columbia, a three year trial of legalising small amounts of possession of hard drugs, including heroin and crystal meth gets underway. JTI...

What's this craze going around the news about "Sovereign Citizens" you ask? Well! You've come to the right place because on today's episode SOS and Sandee will help explain what this pseudo legal belief is in Australia, WHO are using it within the Aussie Freedom movement and share many clips and examples of aussie pseudo legal adherents taking their beliefs out into the real wo...

In this weeks rabbit hole we look at NEOM and The Line - the plan by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman to create a smart megacity in the middle of the Saudi desert. They say it's because they're divesting from fossil fuels but it's actually a really weird insane idea with a high chance of spectacular failure. There's gonna be a resort for tourists, advanced manufacturing, a gl...

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HK Jack  reports  on the Chinese New Year festivities in Hong Kong with mainland arrivals well down as Covid hits an estimated 80 per cent of the Chinese population. In the US, confidential documents are now used as place mats at the homes of Biden, Trump and Pence. The UK government goes nuts over fast foods. In Europe a divide between the eastern European countries, the Scandinavians and the Wes...

It's been a long break and SO much has happened. This is barely a snippet! It must be said - huge trigger warning for the start of news - very strong references to child sexual abuse with Jack recounting the horror that was inflicted upon thousands of children in part due to the very dead Pell's work climing the career ladder. But it wasn't all Pell - it could never have happened witho...

By the CCP's own figures China's GDP shows the largest economy in the world is barely growing after a year of "dynamic zero covid" policy. JTI believes this is the reason for opening up despite an estimated 800 million people in China being infected with Covid with 60,000 deaths in 2023 thus far. The Two Jacks discuss the efficacy of lockdowns both in Australia and around the world...

The Two Jacks convene for the first show of The New Year. Top of the discussion is China's swift rejection of its Dynamic Covid policy as the country opens up. Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy finds it's 15th time the charm as he's elected Speaker of the House. Putin is all out of bargaining chips while locally the Two Jacks argue over the best way to make the Voice referendum succeed. In spo...

This week we look at the bullshit concept of climate lockdowns. Every idiot on telegram is obsessed with the idea that Dictator Dan is about to lock them within a 15 minute area because of climate change. What's the basis for this? Nothing. But they need to keep the punters terrfied so they're pushing this line in a big way - and using a traffic mitigation program in Oxford and an air poll...

This week we look at all the things we didn't have time for. For starters, the Wiembilla situation is developing daily and it's hard to keep on top of. We hope that we can have a fairly definitive take on it in a few weeks, but here's a few clarifying points with new information that came to light this week.  We laugh at Monica Smit because she is an idiot, but also give credit where i...

This week we look at Simeon Boikov's attempt to become a kind of Julian Assange for idiots - considering seeking political asylum in Russia (from Australia) and holing himself up in the consulate which is, as he is going to find out, not a hotel. Please, Simeon, just use the wet wipes. You smell like pickled horseradish and yeast. In less funny news, we follow up on the Wieambilla incident tha...

SOS and Sandee gift to you a special Tinfoil Tales edition; to cap off 2022 and celebrate Christmas with an almost 2 hour episode full of listener requests, selected clips by your hosts and a couple pilled songs thrown in for the festive season. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Ps: Karen Brewer has cancelled Christmas trees, throw them out. Songs by Martin Noakes and Joanne Loui...

In the last program for the year, the Two Jacks discuss the Langton-Calma Report - the first visible sign of what the Voice really means. The Two Jacks find it mired in management speak in a time where clarity is required. More cohesive and clear messaging is required. The Administrative Affairs Tribunal is to be given the flick due while the dangers of salads have been exposed. In sport, the Two...

We recorded this episode on Wednesday, two days after the shooting in Wieambilla, in the Western Downs region of Queensland. Two police officers and a neighbour were murdered by conspiracy theorists who subscribed to a system of obscure psueudolegal commercial arguments often known as the freeman on the land movement or more popularly sovereign citizens. An updated take on some of this is on the P...

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While reviewing world and local news, the Two Jacks discuss recent information in Australia regarding excess deaths through the pandemic years and into 2022. HK Jack brings some UK information through a Lancet study on delayed cancer diagnosis. JTI responds with a demand for more data and gives his own account of his cancer treatment during a lockdown.  

The level of fear and loathing around smart cities in cooker circles is next level. Why? Because their imaginations are a wasteland of violent fantasies and these people are just walking necks looking for a boot. So they make one up. Most of the discourse around smart cities is bullshit. In this episode we look at what a smart city actually is, what we should be worried about and what we absolutel...

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The Two Jacks discuss the ACT DPP's decision to drop the retrial of Bruce Lehrmann. What legal basis was there to make this decision? Whose interests were served by it? What mistakes made by media personalities must be avoided in future?  China drops hard Covid measures, Macron comes over all Russian and Grandpa Joe tells coal miners to learn to code. In Australia, the Libs battle demographics...