The Chaser Report

We all know weddings are difficult during this period - if they can happen at all, there are strict limits. But one couple divided their guests into groups A B and C – so, invited, backups, and backup backups, and told them which group they were in. Dom, Nina and Charles discuss whether this is a good idea. Plus, the famous Venice gondolas have reduced their capacity - not because of Covid, but be...

Charles Firth, Dom Knight and Nina Oyama bring you all the most important stories from around the world. A man in Florida has used his coronavirus aid money to buy a Lamborghini. An 88 year old man has gotten in trouble with the police for driving a mobility scooter on a freeway. And we take a look at Model Gigi Hadid's dream home. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the newest news you can't trust....

Nina learns how to become a “sovereign citizen” who doesn’t have to obey the police, Dom uncovers Covid fines for drive thru and bush doofs, and Charles adds a sprinkle of Bluetooth to ruin dinnertime. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with our newest news. 
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Spoiler alert: no. No they definitely can't, as Dom Knight found out. He then forces Nina and Charles to play the very fascinating quiz: What Can Dogs Eat? Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest news you can't trust. 
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Robots being deployed in fast food joints in Japan so that the workers taking orders can work from home. Comedians take over around the world and a tasteful discussion about the largest dildo in the world. Plus all the latest Chaser News you can't trust. 
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This week, Dom discovers the world's most expensive Indian meal, Charles takes Donald Trump's cognitive test and Nina finds out how to place a hex on the moon. Plus the latest Chaser headlines with Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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Wondering how Japanese theme parks are dealing with Covid restrictions? Nina Oyama takes Dom and Charles through all the highs and lows, and twists and turns of riding a roller coaster in Japan in 2020. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest Chaser headlines. 
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Do you put your fruit in the dishwasher? If not, why not? What is the appropriate way to protest against wearing a mask? And should you have a shower while Zooming in for an important meeting. With Dom Knight, Charles Firth and Nina Oyama. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno brings you all the latest Chaser news headlines. 
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As bitcoin scammers take over Twitter, Charles deals with his own Facebook scammers. Dom looks at all the fines people are getting for breaching Covid rules and Nina asks is this cake? Plus the latest news you can't trust from Rebecca De Unamuno in the Chaser newsroom. 
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A giant, enormous golden-crowned flying fox is causing a stir because of its “human size”. It can have a wingspan up to a whopping 1.7m. A cat-whispering firefighter saved a cat in New Zealand. A woman claims she was a victim of “pure descrimination” when she tried to wear tracksuit pants to Fancy Restaurant called Sexy Fish and was denied entry. 
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Heinz has released a range of ice cream mixing kits – you can produce ketchup ice cream, barbecue, mayo, salad cream, and something called saucy sauce cream, which sounds fairly graphic. A man in Wisconsin received a postcard from his parents which they'd mailed 16 years earlier. A teen inventor has developed a watch that reminds you not to touch your face. He released it after both his parents go...

This week Dom takes a look at the unlikeliest presidential campaign since Trump’s and Charles bans Pauline Hanson from the podcast. Nina Oyama fills in for Andrew and checks out Melbourne’s worst food delivery service, Policearoo, and Rebecca De Unamuno brings us all the news you can’t trust. 
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Charles Firth describes his experience booking a same-day courier, while Dom Knight and Andrew Hansen listen on with bemusement. Plus all the latest Chaser headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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It’s been revealed that Hollywood director Christopher Nolan doesn’t allow chairs on set. Amica is a new website that allows divorcing couples to avoid the courts, and have an artificial intelligence program divide their property. Scientists have figured out how to spray on a touchscreen. So you can now have a touchscreen that’s any shape at all, rather than flat and rectangular. Plus all the late...

This week Andrew reports from inside his locked-down Melbourne postcode, Charles discovers the world's dumbest smart socks and Dom explores Florida's fabulous anti-masker movement - plus Rebecca De Unamuno with the latest Chaser Underwater Outer Space headlines. 
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Charles Firth, Dom Knight and Andrew Hansen bring you a round up of news from around the world. A UK millionaire is holding a socially distanced orgy. A boy left some strange instructions in the comments on an Amazon delivery. If you're missing airline food, you can now order 5 airline meals for just $10. Plus all the latest Chaser headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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World headlines round up with Charles Firth, Andrew Hansen and Dom Knight. A man has been fined for farting in public. Nestle have finally decided to change the racist names of Redskins and Chicos. Bald men are more likely to get COVID, says research. Plus all the latest Chaser news you can't trust from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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As Melbourne goes back into lockdown, Dom and Charles attempt to avoid interacting with Andrew, who lives in Melbourne. Plus, we take a trip to Serbia, where Novak Djokovic's attempt to organise the first post-Covid tennis tournament experienced a slight logistical problem what with Covid still existing, we explore more fabulously nauseating celebrity isolation videos, and discover the most crapta...

Foxes sighted at a university campus. Rumours that James Bond has a five year old son in the next instalment. And a grocery chain has closed its salad bars due to Covid-19, and repurposed them to sell candy and booze. Plus all the latest Chaser news headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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A tortoise who fathered 800 babies has retired. Vladimir Putin has a coronavirus disinfection tunnel leading into his home. And renovating woman has found a mysterious note that the previous house owner left. Plus all the latest headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno in the Chaser World International Global News Newsroom. 
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This week Dom explores Britain’s longer, Royaller and drunker Melbourne Cup, Andrew profiles a celebrity who’s really into finger holding, and Charles has a bank error in his favour, plus Rebecca De Unanumo with all the latest headings from the Chaser Global Intergalactic World News HQ. 
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The latest Chaser headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. Anthony Albanese vows to wipe out branchstackers, presumably including himself. The Liberal Party facing cancellation due to racist characters. Prince Andrew's statue fast-tracked. Plus Dom Knight runs Charles Firth and Andrew Hansen through a list of new world records that really don't deserve to be in the record books. 
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The latest Chaser news from Rebecca De Unamuno. The government has backed removing a statue of Captain James Cook in Sydney’s Hyde Park after learning he came to Australia by boat. A demolition firm has saved millions of dollars, after it told Rio Tinto there was a sacred site under a building it had been hired to pull down. And Pauline Hanson’s “All Lives Matter” motion has failed to pass the Sen...

Have you been drinking too much under lockdown? Not doing enough exercise? Charles shares legitimate and in no way dodgy medical advice on how to have a perfect body even while having a debauched lifestyle. Meanwhile, Dom runs us through all the most undeserving Queen Birthday Honours winners this year, and Andrew takes a look at some very classy celebrity isolation videos. All that plus the lates...

Andrew Hansen talks about the massive glut in truffles as a result of high end restaurant closures. What should we do with all the extra truffles? Plus the latest Chaser headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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