The Auxiliary Unplugged

"Here goes nothing."  Lando Calrissian: Return of the Jedi   Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  Pissin Creds CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Captain Cade:  SmoothBrain Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

"I have a bad feeling about this." Princess Leia: The Empire Strikes Back Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  "Untitled" CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Captain Cade:  SmoothBrain Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

"I don't like it. I don't agree with it. But I accept it."  Captain Rex: The Clone Wars   Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  Haleion CAST: SmoothBrain: Captain Cade GM / Singer Velt:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"  Han Solo: A New Hope   Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  Smoke'in Hutt CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

You know that meme of Peter Griffin banging his shin and then sitting there groaning and sucking air through his teeth for like, 2 minutes...yeah...just imagine that as the description.  Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  Blast'em (in da face) CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

...and the friends you made along the way.     Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  Blerg Ambush CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

It's not about the destination, it's the journey...     Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  Shitbox to the Stars CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion

Statement: Attention meatbag listeners, prepare yourselves. The following will resolve any illogical suspense your pathetically inferior processing centers may have been experiencing . Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  Haleion   CAST: HK-616:  Vulcan GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

The gang's day off is interrupted by an offer they can't refuse       Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  Got Theme Outro:  last one with no outro music...some real bangers coming!   CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

"You got to know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em.  Know when to walk away, and know when to RUN!" Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  Got Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  Fork You Imps CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

What happens in space-Vegas, STAYS in space-Vegas. Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators:  Moff-Diver CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

When you have that new-cape-swagger and a pocketful of (someone else's) credits the galaxy is your oyster. Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  Seriously, we encourage you to make your own outro music...we'd love to here it! CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

Capes...because how else do you show the rest of the galaxy that you're cool and sofes....sofias....fancy.     Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  Got Theme Outro:  If these outro-less episodes are bothering you, why not try making your own? CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy Zal:  MrJWhit GM: Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Aixum

Our band of ne'er do wells have some free time on their hands...what could possibly go wrong? Intro: Maestro / George Ledoux: GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators featuring Dan Refo:  Suck My Sabacc     CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

Surely none of the choices made today will have any effect on the future. Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro:  none again,...but wait til the next one! (told you there would be more music)     CAST: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

It was a simple plan...until it wasn't Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux:  GoT Theme Outro: no outro again, musicians are a fickle lot Cast: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey:  Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

Nothing eats at the soul quite like unfinished business...except maybe having to go to the store. *Editors note:  Going forward, I discontinued using the "helmet speaker" effect for Gar'Rey as it muted some of the emotion in his voice, which I felt was important to the character. Intro:  Maestro / George Ledoux: GoT Theme Outro:  The Bad Motivators: Detonator Bop Cast: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestr...

Booze: check Property damage: check Something set on fire: check   Ok, now it's a house party!     Intro: Maestro / George Ledoux: GoT Theme Outro: none this week...sorry Cast: A6-T9:  MsJWhit Dan:  Maestro Gar'Rey: Krispy HK-616:  Vulcan Zal:  MrJWhit GM:  Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

A gambler, an assassin droid, a Jawa, and an Astromech droid, walk into a bar. Intro: GoT Theme: Maestro / George Ledoux Outro: Electro-Caff: The Bad Motivators Cast: A6-T9: MsJWhit Dan: Maestro HK-616: Vulcan Zal: MrJWhit GM: Haleion   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

This time it's less touchy and more smacky.   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

Talking about pushing heavy people around and hitting them with sticks.   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

Regular talking and basic highlights, truly an episode of all time.   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

The scary things always move slightly ahead on the timeline.   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

The exciting conclusion to the oft-forgotten part of a scifi setting.   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim

If a spaceship had just a little guy. With a surprise guest.   Auxi, Auxis, Auxim