Tattoo'd & Twisted

Look, I’m self-aware enough to admit it—I would not last 24 hours in the wild. No survival instincts, no wilderness skills, and absolutely no ability to start a fire without a lighter. In this episode, I’m breaking down exactly why I would be nature’s easiest victim. From my complete lack of knowledge about edible plants to my inability to build a shelter, I’ll be exposing all the reasons I’d be d...

If I somehow found myself in charge of the world, it wouldn’t be pretty. In this episode, I’m unleashing my inner dictator and laying down the law on what would be immediately outlawed under my tyrannical reign. From basic manners to the ridiculous trends I can’t stand, I’ll give you a full rundown of the crimes that would get you exiled from my kingdom. Get ready for a deep dive into the laws of...

In this wildly unhinged episode, I’m once again exposing myself by reflecting on my weirdest, most questionable google searches–and trust me, it’s a lot. From bizarre late-night curiosities to searches that probably landed me on a watchlist, I’ll be explaining the why behind each one (spoiler : there’s not always a good reason). If my FBI agent is listening.. I’m sorry. For everyone else, buckle u...

In this self reflective (but still chaotic) episode of Tattoo’d & Twisted, I take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask the real question: Am I the drama? Spoiler alert – probably. I’ll be unpacking my most questionable life choices with a healthy dose of dark humor, zero denial, and just a sprinkle of regret. If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re the problem, join me as I embrace the chaos...

Welcome to the Existential Crisis Hour, where I spiral so you don't have to. In this episode of Tattoo'd & Twisted, I'll be unpacking the weird, unsettling thoughts that creep in at 3 a.m- like the afterlife, the meaning of life, and other fun topics guaranteed to trigger an identity crisis. If you love dark humor mixed with philosophical chaos, this one's for you. Grab a snack, question your...

In this brutally honest episode of Tattoo'd & Twisted, I'm putting myself on blast and ranking my most toxic traits--because self-awareness is the first step..right? From petty habits to questionable life choices, no flaw is safe as I deliver a full on self roast with the grace of a wrecking ball. If you've ever felt like a hot mess, don't worry-- I'm here to make you feel better about yoursel...

In this episode of Tattoo'd & Twisted, I'm going to be unleashing pure, unfiltered chaos. I'm diving headfirst into all the things that make society unbearable--annoying trends, everyday frustrations, and the random nonsense that somehow thrives in this world. Nothing is safe, no one is spared, but don't worry... I'm still the exception. Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and prepare for s...

Welcome to Tattoo'd & Twisted, the podcast where I do a chaotic deep dive into the twisted corners of my mind. In this debut episode, I'll introduce myself (because apparently that's what you're supposed to do), break down what this podcast is all about, and then completely derail into an unhinged rant about what haunts my mind. Expect sarcasm, dark humor, and zero filters. Buckle up...or don'...