Talking With Words

Hey there Georgie! Get yourself a red balloon and join us as we rediscover why we were also so damn scared of clowns our whole lives! Somehow, our first Stephen King based episode, and it reminded of that we need to do those bad King movies too. Yay!

A remake of the classic, but more terrifying! Elizabeth Moss crushes it while being neither a man, nor invisible in the film. If you haven't seen this one, it's worth it for the last 30 minutes alone. It's fantastic!

A sequel! We continue the Hell House trilogy back to the Abaddon Hotel. Different? Better? Worse? Maybe. It still has some good freaky moments in it, including the return of the clowns.

Sam Raimi returns to the Marvel universe to break everything! It was a trip. Cameos galore!

Tremors...M.O.O.N. That spells cult classic! With a whole panel of special guests, we discuss the Landshark of a film that put Kevin Bacon(and eggs) on the map, besides those other movies he did...

Blood Fest is a horror comedy that hits on a little bit of everything. So do we, when it comes to the fun stuff, we are easily distracted.

For most of us horror folk, this movie is scripture. A horror-comedy that doesn't hold back.  Underneath all that blood is Bruce Campbell with his boomstick, still looking groovy.

Did you know Dwight from the office has a super hero movie? There's a lot to unpack in this 2010 gem, with a star studded cast: Rainn Wilson, Elliot Page, Liv Tyler, Kevin Bacon, Greg Henry, Michael Rooker, Andre Royo, Sean and James Gunn, Linda Cardellini, and least we forget the Holy Avenger himself, Nathan Fillion. This is an early example of James Gunn off the leash, and we knew immediatly, th...

Florence Pugh gets to flex her acting chops in sunny Sweden as things start out rough and only get worse from there. Nothing screams vacation like a pagan cult!

Killer Klowns, that are from outer space...pretty much tells you everything you need to know; except how awesome this movie is! That's what we do, as well as discuss some ideas for a sequel and throw around some theories that even we don't believe.

Dr. Herbert West doesn't mind getting his hand dirty in this Lovecraftian tale about trying to defeat death and making zombie-type fellas instead. Also, make sure to keep an eye on your cat!

"Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here" It's a little on the nose, but you get the idea. Sam Neil and Laurence Fishburne shine in this sci-fi horror epic of otherworldly suggestion.

George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, Tom Savini, 3 characters played by Cheech and so much more! The movie takes a hard left turn in Mexico and takes us from a heist film to a vampire bloodbath.  We'll talk about that, but we'll also discuss a bunch of other stuff no one asked about. Does it tie in? Sometimes. We had a great time with this one.

MEDIC! Starship Troopers is a cult classic. Love it or hate it, we dive into the movie with all the enthusiasm of a solid Citizen. Spread the word!

Have you seen the new Batman movie where he turns into a sparkling vampire? I think that was the plot, we definitely missed a lot. It's dark, it's gritty, and it has a super, new, creepy version of the Riddler. Join the discussion!

Zombies, James Gunn, Zakk Snyder; oh my! This almost 20-year-old remake of Romero's zombie classic was part of the zombie resurrection, before everything had zombies in it. It's  a lot of fun, with plenty of gore and some healthy nods to the original.

Mads Mikkelsen takes on the Dark Horse comic role of the Black Kaiser. It is a bizarre trip through a wormhole of assassination and redemption. It's completely insane, and we loved it.

Remember that Romero remake with Justified's Timothy Olyphant? We do! We also remember a bunch of other movies that's we've reviewed as well as the fact that we have been podcasting this sweet information out to you embracing masses for over a year. Really, the whole back end is us just being drunk nostalgic...you'll love it.

We finished Peacemaker, did you? It was like a cool rush of hair bands across my feathery shoulders. Let's discuss....Ka-Kaw!

The spinoff from James Gunn's Suicide Squad staring John Cena comes out swinging pure delight. So does Rob, who learned an important lesson about having surgery and drinking dewkas almost immediately after. Seriously, folks, it's a shitshow.

Ben Affleck and Leiv Schreiber all baby faced in a 90's horror flick? Sign me up! It's a town, where everyone disappeared mysteriously, except for all the creepy shit hanging around. Join us!

Bruce Campbell graces the screen once again as a Toy Store manager. He is accompanied by the phenomenal Michael Jai White and Devon Sawa. Shoppers go a little crazy, and so do we over this blood splattered B Movie holiday film that we didn't know we needed.

What's the best Christmas movie? We think Gremlins is a top contender. It also has the most out of place monologue that we could think of. Come wrap yourself in nostalgia. 

Another Halloween themed cult classic from the early 2000s. If you haven't watched this intermingling of horror tales, then let us tell you what you're missing!

Nicholas Cage has made his most insane movie, this is it. What's it about? We're not even sure.