Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about a man that sings he isn't going to jail then goes to jail, free spray tans for the unemployed, man arrested twice at the same time, woman attacked by ferret terrified to leave house, chiropractor's license suspended for being a creep, police burst woman's breast implant, man arrested for flashing breast implants, man posed as agent to satisfy foot fetish, accused rap...

In this episode, Tate joins us again, and we rant about Disney buying Lucasfilms, man killed over Magic cards, Trekkie dating site, cop tases 10 year old, kids given cocaine for Halloween, Nissan replicates human skin for seat covers, karate student kicks intruder's butt, guy wins lotto after getting dumped, man kicked out of library sues, man has leg crushed by giant crucifix, world's biggest bra...

In this episode, we are joined by the lovely Tate, and rant about stripping is not an art, malnourished 18 year old still has baby teeth, man levels balls out with chin implant, clam mcmuffin, teens re-enact Chris Brown beating Rihanna in blackface, fecal transplants, 9 year old mistaken for skunk is shot, woman poses as doctor to trick friend, STD cupcakes, woman sets breastmilk record, clown mak...

In this episode, we rant about scientists turning air into gas, police tasing a blind man, couple has sex on a restaurant table, a woman who breastfeeds her dog, woman thanks Sheriff for bologna sandwiches, leader blames fast food for rape, dildo removed from man's intestines, teacher injured by falling fish, man fights stop sign, nun steals beer, man attempts bank robbery for $1, voice mails, a S...

In this episode, we are joined by comedian Jen Remauro, and we rant about a man that assaults his wife with a sandwich, a man that washes his wife's mouth out with soap, a woman that hid drugs, teen microwaves cat for arguing with him, man gives cop a squirrel instead of his license, food stamp user ridiculed, movie review, joke and more! Follow Jen @jenremauro or jenremauro.com Subscribe / rate /...

In this episode, we rant about Tony's Key West trip, Michigan Batman, woman rides a manatee, Bull ball beer, Alcohol poured over models' breasts, Man sues strip club, Woman married her absentee father, and the Hulk Hogan sex tape! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com h...

In this episode, we rant about a Juror too homophobic to be on jury, fake death marriage proposal, Bic pens "ForHer" reviews, battlefield fragrance, man gnaws woman's head, man accidentally turns himself in, man claims Florida's animal laws are backwards, man too fat to execute, call ins, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / f...

In this episode, we rant about Spider-Man getting cancelled, Gangham style gone wrong,man beats his girlfriend with her dog, artificial hymens, cool bonus given by auto dealer, voice mail, Would You Rather questions, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http:...

In this episode, we rant about people in too short outfits, strange news stories, Tony's coughing fits, Bryan's birthday and more! We also have call ins, voice mail, and a movie review! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www....

In this episode, we rant about Beverly Hills Cop tv show, Another Wonder Woman show being developed, man has penis cut off, and flushed, 3 way ends with SWAT team, strip club offers tuition for dancers, mayor killed by pet donkey, body parts found in storage, call ins, voice mails, lazy movie review, auto correct theater and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage....

In this episode, we rant about Dr. Horrible sequel, free space flight, stolen maple syrup, missing woman joins hunt for herself, man pees on breathalyzer tubes, donor kidney gets thrown in trash, woman dies after kick in genitals, married pastor spreads HIV, male enhancement gone wrong, orgy gone wrong, voicemail, call ins, site of the week and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit u...

In this episode, we rant about Sergio Toppi, Superman and Wonder Woman dating, Jerry Nelson, UFC 151, Lance Armstrong, Place won't deliver after dark, man has party with lab monkeys, Syphilis shuts down porn industry, woman fends off thief with bbq fork, Bigfoot in Ohio, reporter deals with Rhino farts, our site of the week, Call ins, voice mails, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!...

In this episode, we rant about Joe Kubert, Guy Fieri's stolen car, ICP suing FBI, Chris Tucker is broke, Toys R Us scammed, man grabs a booty, mad snake disease, dui on a bulldozer, our site of the week, voice mails, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http:...

In this episode, we rant about Blizzard gets hacked,  obituary typo, DUI on a lawnmower, preacher cures with violence, man pees on woman's leg adter she rejects him, Olympic swimmers pee in pool, cards from elephant dung, oral sex cures morning sickness, our site of the week, Auto correct Theater, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumbl...

In this episode, we rant about a sheep rapist, gorilla suicide, pole dancing in the Olympics, butt fireworks, man stabbed over Xbox argument, woman attacks boyfriend with stripper pole, our site of the week, voicemails and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com htt...

In this episode, we rant about the cost of being Batman, a wife that cooks $15,000, a teen that fights a mailbox, parents that keep a loaded gun in baby carriage, man's penis stolen in his sleep, a man shoots himself battling with a mouse, and more weird news, strange crime, other stories, and voice mails! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr...

In this episode, we rant about our 1 year anniversary, geek news, gay news, the Dark Knight Rises tragedy, sexy news, weird crime stories, voice mails from listeners, our site of the week, and other shenanigans! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn....

In this episode, we rant about reality tv helps the Air Force, silly baseball player injury, NFL player with ants in his pants, man returns used enemas, kid shoots himself to wake up from drug trip, rugby player urinates in shorts to avoid tackles, couple tries to smiggle baby in suitcase, opossum protein neutralizes nearly all poisons, naked man kills woman, off duty cop's gun discharges and kill...

In this episode, we rant about MonkeyBrain Comics, Joker returns to DC, Marvel NOW!, God particle discovered, naked man accused of driving while tugging it, drunk man claims to be a covert agent and drank 100 beers, boy stabbed in eye during theatrical stunt, man cuts off own penis with an X-acto knife, British man has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos, scientists confirm existence of "old person smell", bik...

In this episode, we rant about Spider-Man getting a sidekick, robber gets his head stuck, man threatens to beat up his neighbor after he poops, man threatens farting neighbor with a gun, a woman that lured a teen boy into a tanning bed and got nude, a drunk  driver ordered to pay for a cop's pants, journalist fired for stripping, girls getting badly sunburned because school won't let them have sun...

In this episode, we rant about the new Dark Knight Rises trailer, Before Watchmen, Pedobear at Sandusky trial, man arrested for having sex with teddy bear for the 4th time, teacher banned from school over crazy sex ed class, man will watch you have sex for $240, 69 year old man gets stuck in sex toy, man kills man sexually assaulting his daughter, Touchdown Jesus coming back, woman had Pam sex and...

In this episode, we rant for a bit, but then we hunker down into the topic of depression and anxiety. Please share this episode with friends, or anyone that you think will appreciate it. Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcast salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/we...

In this episode, we rant about suicidal cats, a japanese man that cooked and served his genitals, beer drinking cows raiding a party, woman goes on a spree at Piggly Wiggly, man goes into for kidney stone and finds out he's a woman, man marries a mannequin, man stabs himself and throws it at police, man tries to pay Denny's with weed, epic pooper scooper battle, Mangold skips chance to see sister...

In this episode, we rant about DC's new gay character, more celebrity holograms, hologram helpers at airports, universes to collide, Miami zombie, government says zombies don't exist, retard doll shocks shoppers, woman's weight loss was really cancer, man has live explosive in chest, bear invades graduation party, Alaskan residents warned about aggressive moose, gummy bear breast implants, terribl...

In this episode, we cast a JLA movie, we rant about Disney letting you get frozen in carbonite, Marvel creates a hero for a kid that wears hearing aids, RIAA thinks Limewire owes $75 trillion, burglar says he was practicing his locksmith skills, revenge dentist story is a hoax, swarm of beesannoys Ann Arbor shoppers, man accused of trying to rob police station, man tries to smuggle cocaine in whee...