Professionally Silly

The Cup of Consequences: Ever wondered what your neighbors are actually thinking when the lights go out? Or what secret your best friend is still carrying from that wild weekend three years ago? This week, we’re throwing the script out the window and reaching straight into The Cup. We’ve filled it with the rawest, thirstiest, and most "I can't believe you're asking this" adult questions—and our li...

We have a man who called 911 on his vacuum cleaner, we let our petty flag fly with some petty revenge stories, and then, after we act like petty teenagers, I share some good news to give you that warm feeling inside! The silly never stops! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORK https://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/ FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA https://linktr...

We can now make our laptops moan in pleasure without porn. Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback joined forces with a guy who was stuck in an elevator for 41 hours! What more do you need in an episode?! Regardless of your answer, there’s still more in this episode than that! Let’s get silly! Slap Mac video from @k.itta https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8bw3Xcv/   PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU...

My first LIVE show and I immediately acted as nobody raised me LOL! (The audio version is better😅) We talked about men in China paying BREAKUP FEES! Yup, relationships might come with cancellation policies now!  We stuck our hands in a cup of reckless adulting questions and the audience got to answer them.  We also exposed the most DIABOLICAL lies men have ever told with a straight face. I’m talk...

Kids are out here saying things that will make you check your security cameras and maybe your ancestry. Then we discover an urn that plays music… because apparently even in the afterlife folks still want a playlist. Then there’s a brand new law stepping in to protect our pets. It’s creepy, it’s chaotic, it’s low-key heartwarming.  Press play if you’re ready to laugh, be slightly unsettled, and may...

This week, the Florida man was struck again! He got a little too personal with his vacuum cleaner in public (yeah… it’s exactly what you think) and he was arrested!  We read some wild “Am I the A-Hole?” stories that will have you yelling at your phone. Then, the amazing workshop where dads are learning how to do their daughters’ hair! That and more for your silly cravings! Press play if you like y...

Rihanna finally decided to bless the planet with new music, proving that miracles do happen! Then we slide over to real estate, where a realtor posted a listing photo that accidentally looks like it captured something straight out of a low-budget horror movie.  And just when you think humanity couldn’t get any funnier, we read some of the most petty and ridiculous customer reviews ever typed, alon...

Why does underwear know more about my digestive system than my doctor? Why are people clutching pearls over women swimming topless? And what happened when I willingly spent the night ghost-hunting at the legendary Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel? From high-tech booty analytics to public pool boobies to ghostly experiences in old Hollywood, this episode is chaotic, curious, and a little gassy. Tune in. B...

This week on Two Weeks' Notice Energy, I dive into a Japanese city canceling its Cherry Blossom Festival due to rude tourists. Plus, I reflect on what ChatGPT would do if it were human for a day…vulnerable, funny, and real. Don’t miss it! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORK https://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/ FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA https://linktr....

A convicted prisoner isn’t stressed about losing freedom… he’s stressed about missing Grand Theft Auto VI. A preschooler gets a jury summons! Plus, wild facts and stats you never asked for but absolutely need. Let’s be irresponsible with information! PROFESSIONALLY SILLY PODCAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PIONAIRE NETWORK https://pionairepodcasting.com/professionallysilly/ FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA htt...

In this episode, Wendy’s shows love the right way by giving away free stuff!! We also dig into the weird, questionable things that land people in the hospital! It’s definitely a reminder to purchase sex toys. Then we expose Valentine’s Day for the shady, non-romantic mess it started as. This is a bittersweet episode with extra bitterness!  FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjon...

Today, we talk about Captain Planet making a return to our screens, the police pulling over a self-driving car, and dating stories so unhinged that they make staying single feel responsible. Welcome to the silly!! FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Amber “Smiles” Jones PO BOX 533 Lovejoy, GA 30250 Email me: itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com  LEAVE ME A MESSAGE 805-664-1828

Welcome back to chaos! In Part 2 of Earth’s Deadliest Locations You Should Never Visit, we’re touring places so hostile they feel personally offended by human life. We also dipped into the pop culture pool for a second because, word is, Gremlins 3 is actually happening, which means nobody’s safe after midnight again. And just when your brain thinks it’s had enough, meet the woman who survived 23 y...

This episode is doing a lot. We’re breaking down Earth’s deadliest locations you should absolutely never visit, unless death is your destination, then switching gears to how digital nail polish is changing the beauty game.  And just when you think we’re done… here comes the Grinch, involved in a marketing campaign talking about his “salty green nuts.” Before you spiral, it’s not what you think. It...

This week, we’re crying by the river with La Llorona, as I spill all her tea! Then I share exactly why Spain is now my favorite country! Hello, paid days off work for menstrual cramps! Plus, we put our hands together for Megan Thee Stallion securing the bag as a full-blown business owner. It’s spooky, silly, and a dash Hot Girl CEO energy all in one episode. Come laugh, learn why you should mind y...

This week, we dip our toes into a Japanese Urban Legend, Teke Teke! I learned that she’s terrifying and why we should all hide under our beds! I also shared how you can save money going to Disney World and what to do should you find a rat in your toilet! This episode has it all! WANNA KNOW MORE ON THIS TOPIC? Japanese Urban Legends https://en.japantravel.com/article/japanese-urban-legends/67903 Wi...

This week, I’ve got New Year’s beliefs so unhinged you’ll start side-eyein’ midnight. From mind tricks that control your body to rituals we didn’t ask for, this episode proves the human brain and folklore been freelancin’ without supervision. One more episode of silly for 2025 w/ DJ HEY COUSIN! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones FOLLOW DJ HEY COUSIN A.K.A WES ROBERTS Linktr...

This week is pure chaos! We’re unpacking Sexyy Red, launching a lip gloss line with names HR would immediately fire, a DoorDash driver who treated pepper spray like a seasoning, and yes… we go back to the dark side with Part Two of THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS, with a dash of racism. It’s unhinged, it’s loud, it’s probably not approved by anybody — and the silly is flowing heavy, y’all. Press play a...

This week, a man goes viral for HIS WIFE’S pizza order! I share the dark side of some Christmas traditions, that’ll make you rethink a few things! Christmas isn’t to be f***ed with this year!!! Stay for creepy and silly…It’s made to order! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.c...

This week, we’re talking wholesome hauntings, unexplained moments that hit you in the feels, and why GTA 6 is suddenly the LGBTQ+ ally nobody saw coming. It’s spooky, it’s sweet, and silly — just how we like it. Stay for the laughs, chills, and pure chaos. MARCIE TASTE OF HEAVEN  https://www.instagram.com/marcietasteofheavenllc/ ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Pr...

This week, ONCE AGAIN…we slide down the internet’s darkest back alley to check out creepy websites you definitely shouldn’t be on PART 2! Plus some more silly waiting for you!  BERTS BIG ADVENTURE: THE ATLANTA CUP AUCTION https://bertsbigadventure.org/2025/10/22/the-atlanta-cup-auction/   ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel member...

This week, we slid down the internet’s darkest back alley to check out creepy websites you definitely shouldn’t be on… plus a classic TV show is gettin’ a reboot everyone didn’t know they wanted! And of course, I sprinkled in the usual randomness, clownin’, and chaos you came here for. Tap in — it’s about to get weird. BERTS BIG ADVENTURE: THE ATLANTA CUP AUCTION https://bertsbigadventure.org/2025...

This episode got everything. We talkin’ Eastern State Penitentiary, where the ghosts be doin’ the most, but they have pretty good reasons for haunting the place. Burger King teamin’ up with SpongBob Squarepants, and of course, a big ol’ side of pure silliness. It’s spooky, it’s goofy, and it’s givin’ ‘Girl, you gotta hear this vibes! BERTS BIG ADVENTURE: THE ATLANTA CUP AUCTION https://bertsbigadv...

This episode has it all…“diseased” Monkeys escaping a transport truck and Medieval tortures. Plus a little extra silly on the side!  CREEPY STALKER STORIES: TRUE CRIME-Aug 30, 2019 Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/professionally-silly/id1336194512?i=1000448183314   Spotify https://open.spotify.com/episode/5VU6XHic9Y8ci1KASkbKHP?si=POSxhSFjQA6gi7ltrn571g   ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HER...

This week on the Professionally Silly Podcast, we’re covering everything from Kim Kardashian’s “Full Bush” panties (yep, that’s a thing) to the mysterious Men in Black, and Atlanta’s emotional Wind Phone. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s way too much for one episode—but I did it anyway. HELPING MAMAS https://helpingmamas.org/pints-and-purpose-2025/   SCARY SLEEP PARALYSIS STORIES-Dec 20, 2019 Apple...