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NFL Week 7 and Fastest 2 Minutes (00:02:24-00:08:38) Giants 23, Jaguars 17 (00:08:38-00:23:15) Ravens 23, Browns 20 (00:23:15-00:30:22) Commanders 23, Packers 21 (00:30:22-00:44:12) Panthers 21, Bucs 3 (00:44:12-01:01:07) Titans 19, Colts 10 (01:01:07- 01:14:27) Bengals 35, Falcons 17 (01:14:27-01:27:13) Cowboys 24, Lions 6 (01:27:13-01:38:42) Jets 16, Broncos 9 (01:38:42-01:55:11) Raiders 38, Tex...

Week 7 is here and it could be a stinker but this is where true football guys are made. We talk about every game and do our picks and preview (00:02:23-00:50:08). Fantasy Phillyboys goes off the rails (00:50:08-00:57:37). Dan Haren joins the show to talk playoff baseball, rocking the baby on the bases, toughest guys to pitch to and who he has winning it all (00:57:37-01:25:25). Sergio Perez and Ma...

The Russell Wilson Trainwreck continues in Denver, we talk about a weird MNF game (00:02:35-00:21:12). Playoff baseball and the Yankees advance rocking the baby (00:21:12-00:30:07). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including basketball, Draymond Green, Rats in NYC and more (00:30:07-00:55:14). Our friend Andy Staples joins the show to talk College Football, Tennessee being back, the maximum chaos scenario and...

Week 6 in the NFL. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes and finish the Cowboys/Eagles game live on air. (00:00:00-00:10:17) Jets 27, Packers 10 (00:10:17-00:22:15) Giants 24, Ravens 20 (00:22:15-00:30:19) Steelers 20, Bucs 18 (00:30:19-00:43:06) Bengals 30, Saints 24 (00:43:06-00:50:46) Patriots 38, Browns 15 (00:50:46-01:14:15) Vikings 24, Dolphins 16 (01:14:15-01:26:57) Falcons 28, 49ers 14 (01:26:57...

Thursday Night Football happened and the Commanders and Bears bummed out all of America (00:01:57-00:24:31). We talk about the game and then Billy has to eat a cheesesteak with hot sauce on it and almost tears the entire podcast apart (00:24:31-00:32:20). Week 6 picks and preview for every game Sunday + Fantasy Fuccbois (00:32:20-01:17:38). We have Baylor Head Coach Scott Drew in studio to talk ab...

Monday Night Football was a wild one and a bunch of storylines came out of it (00:02:02-00:22:51). We talk some baseball playoffs and who we're rooting for (00:22:51-00:32:40) . College Football talk (00:32:40-00:39:00). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:39:00-01:02:43). Our good friend Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about his retirement from the NFL, what he plans on doing now that he has free time,...

NFL Week 5. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then break down every game (00:02:53-00:09:19) Giants 27, Packers 22 (00:10:25-00:23:35) Chargers 30, Browns 28 (00:23:35-00:31:47) Titans 21, Commanders 17 (00:31:47-00:41:06) Saints 39, Seahawks 32 (00:41:06-00:48:07) Jets 40, Dolphins 17 (00:48:07-01:05:58) Patriots 29, Lions 0 (01:05:58-01:23:20) Bills 38, Steelers 3 (01:23:20-01:33:00) Vikings 2...

The Booty Bowl between the Colts and Broncos was hilariously bad and Russ might officially be cooked (00:02:2800-00:19:54). Week 5 Picks and Preview for all of Sunday’s games plus Fantasy Billy’s (00:19:54-01:08:30). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk CFB and NFL, playing in the cold and Big Cat’s Weight(01:08:30-01:50:46). We finish with a review of the new Netflix documentary Redeem Team (0...

Deebo Samuel is the best and we recap MNF and the Niners being back (00:02:22-00:14:21). We talk some college football (00:14:21-00:31:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brady/Gisele Divorce (00:31:43-00:48:39). Kyle Long joins us in studio to catch up on the end of his football career, O-Line play, podcasting and tons more (00:48:39-01:52:07). We do 1 question with a Quarterback with Blake Bortl...

NFL Week 4. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then recap every game. (00:02:32-00:09:28) Chiefs 41, Bucs 31 (00:09:28-00:14:50) Vikings 28, Saints 25 (00:14:50-00:24:05) Bills 23, Ravens 20 (00:24:05-00:32:26) Eagles 29, Jaguars 21 (00:32:26-00:41:44) Jets 24, Steelers 20 (00:41:44- 00:49:05) Falcons 23, Browns 20 (00:49:05-00:57:01) Cowboys 25, Commanders 10 (00:57:01-01:03:00) Titans 24, Colts 17...

We start with a TNF recap and the brutal Tua Injury (00:02:05-00:15:25). Aaron Judge hits 61 (00:15:25-00:19:20). We do weekend picks and preview plus settle on a punishment and it gets contentious (00:19:20-01:03:56). Frankie Lasagna the real life person who almost caught 61 tells us what it’s like to be Frankie Lasagna (01:03:56-01:14:53). Comedian Billy Eichner joins the show to talk about his...

The Cowboys beat the Giants and Daniel Jones has the funniest internal clock of all time (00:02:10-00:19:41). Aaron Judge stalled at 60 and College Football Talk (00:19:41-00:34:37). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:34:37-00:58:11). Derek Jeter joins the show to talk about his career, negotiations with Marlins Man, the time the Post called him Derek Eater, being a crazy competitor and tons more (00:58:11-...

NFL Week 3, we start with fastest 2 minutes from Sunday. Then we recap every game. (00:02:23-00:08:57) Broncos 11, 49ers 10 (00:08:57- 00:17:16) Dolphins 21, Bills 19 (00:17:16-00:32:31) Colts 20, Chiefs 17 (00:32:31-00:41:36) Ravens 37, Patriots 26 (00:41:36-00:54:41) Eagles 24, Commanders 8 (00:54:41 -01:04:19) Vikings 28, Lions 24 (01:04:19-01:10:22) Bears 23, Texans 20 (01:10:22-01:16:33) Tita...

Browns beat the Steelers in an ugly one on Amazon (00:03:13-00:18:30). NFL Week 3 picks and preview plus Fantasy Russel Wilson’s (00:18:45-01:18:47). Texans Coach Lovie Smith joins the show to talk about his team, Davis Mills, his time with the Bears and being on the greatest high school team of all time (01:18:47-01:40:20). Morten Andersen joins the show in studio to talk kicking, The Andersen, H...

The Eagles and Bills looked dominant on Monday Night Football. Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins and the Titans might be in trouble (00:02:02-00:24:34). We talk a little College Football (00:24:34-00:37:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a major Chess controversy and Bryson DeChambeu gets assaulted by a rope (00:37:25-00:56:14). Our good friend Max Homa joins us fresh off his Fortnite Championship to...

We start with the Fastest 2 minutes. Bears get crushed by the Packers as always and the game finishes as we start the show. (00:02:17-00:08:29) We then recap every game from Sunday (00:08:29-00:16:21) Dolphins 42, Ravens 38 (00:16:21-00:27:44) Jets 31, Browns 30 (00:27:44- 00:41:01) Patriots 17, Steelers 14 (00:41:01-00:50:41) Lions 36, Commanders 27 (00:50:41-01:00:11) Bucs 20, Saints 10 (01:00:1...

Thursday Night Football was awesome and Amazon now owns our lives . Justin Herbert broke all his ribs and came back for the cover and the Chargers remain the Chargers (00:02:10-00:30:21). Weekend preview and picks where we talk about every game on Sunday (00:30:21-01:08:27). Fantasy Lads makes their return for Queen Lizzy (01:08:27-01:15:14). Danny and Lucy Devito join the show in studio to talk a...

Russell Wilson goes back to Seattle to boos and we talk about MNF and Nathaniel Hackett panicking down the stretch (00:02:11-00:18:59). Geno Smith got written off but maybe for good reason (00:18:59-00:23:54). Cleaning up stories from Sunday (00:23:54-00:33:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Robert Saleh taking receipts on Jets haters (00:33:22-00:53:15). Ryan Fitzpatrick joins us in studio to ta...

Fastest 2 minutes is back. (00:02:27-00:08:08) We then recap every game from A Wild Sunday Bucs/Cowboys (00:08:40-00:21:56) Patriots/Dolphins (00:21:56-00:35:28) Steelers/Bengals (00:35:28-00:43:19) Commanders/Jaguars (00:43:19-00:55:52) Eagles/Lions (00:55:52-01:05:27) Bears/Niners (01:05:27-01:12:04) Saints/Falcons (01:12:04-01:20:56) Ravens/Jets (01:20:56-01:31:19) Browns/Panthers (01:31:19-01:...

Football is back and the Queen has passed away. Julian Edelman in studio to break down and the NFL kickoff, who he thinks will surprise people this year and tons more (00:01:56-00:45:23). Fantasy Fuccbois makes its return (00:45:23-00:56:56). Before weekend preview and picks we discuss what this year's punishment will be for the last place picker then we talk about all the games coming up for Week...

Hard Knocks finale happened and Dan Campbell's brain almost stopped. We talk about cut day and rate the season in its totality (00:02:09-00:13:34). Little talking tennis (00:13:34:01-00:15:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brian Kelly already under pressure, Mike Tomlin's clerical error and Coach O living his best life (00:15:45-00:34:32). Pete Prisco joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL se...

College Football is all the way back. We recap a crazy 5 days of College Football to kick off the season. UNC/App State, Georgia throttling Oregon and more (00:02:05-00:20:31). Who's back of the week including a deep dive into Brendan Fraser's career plus Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine (00:20:31-00:43:26). Our good friend Tom Fornelli joins the show to recap a crazy Week 1 of College Football, 12...

Russ got paid and College Football is back (00:02:29-00:07:48). Awesome night in sports Wednesday between Trumpets and Serena (00:07:48-00:21:43). Mt Rushmore of worst people on public transportation (00:21:43-00:44:16) . Jerry O’Connell joins the show to break down the team he drafted for us and goes through the whole league on who to draft (00:44:16-01:36:42). We finish with Fyre Fest of the wee...

Hard Knocks Episode 4 is here and we recap what probably happened (00:02:54-00:05:45). The preseason is officially over and cut day has come and gone (00:05:45-00:18:02). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hillary Duff's diarrhea, Bill Clinton's exchange with Dr Ruth, and talking tennis (00:18:02-00:37:03). Bruce Arians joins us in studio to talk about his retirement from coaching, what it's like to b...

Football is back and Scott Frost continues to be a tremendous idiot (00:02:26-00:08:32). We talk the end of preseason, Aaron Rodgers admitting to more crimes and Aaron Donald fighting the Bengals (00:08:32-00:18:36) . Who's back of the week including Conor McGregor getting head on his boat, Foul Ball Guy, Max Homa and more (00:22:30-00:40:35). Jason McCourty joins us in studio to talk about his ca...