Pardon My Take

We're back for a very special edition of Dungeon and Dragons with our friend Timm Woods and special guest Nick Turani. Yet again we have decided to work as a team to accomplish the adventure Timm has worked out for us and yet again all plans go awry. We taped this episode in front of a green screen so go watch it as well as we've added graphics to accompany our adventure. You can find every episod...

We start with some Super Bowl clean up and the boys are very low on sleep and borderline delirious. We taped the first 20 minutes of the show at 3 am, left to shoot more free throws during Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:00:00-00:30:00) and then returned after we had finally completed the free throw challenge at 8 am. We go on some wild side tangents to different places in the recess of our brain (00:30:...

Super Bowl 58 Recap and fastest 2 minutes (00:00:00-00:06:41) Chiefs 25, Niners 22 We talk about the game from all angles and how absurd Patrick Mahomes is. We recap the end of our Las Vegas week with some great stories and then finish with (00:06:41-01:24:19) Who's back of the week (01:24:19-01:45:48). You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members ca...

Super Bowl 58 is finally here and we give our thoughts on the game, favorite prop bets and the finale of nerd nuggets (00:00:00-00:39:00). George Kittle joins the show to talk about being back in the Super Bowl, pancaking people, his story getting to the NFL and more (00:39:00-01:23:07). Maxx Crosby joins the show to talk Raiders, his sobriety, Eastern Michigan and more (01:23:07-02:13:20). We fin...

Day 2 In Vegas and we start the show with our friend Jerry O'Connell and a recap of the 2023 NFL Season (00:00:00-00:34:31). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and a bonus Jerry poem for Max (00:34:31-00:52:47). Chris Berman joins us in studio to talk about the Super Bowl, career memories, what makes sports so great and more (00:52:47-02:00:25). We finish with a recap of Hank and Meme's comedy night (02:00:25-0...

We've arrived in Las Vegas for Super Bowl Week and the Commanders have hired Kliff Kingsbury and it looks like the Bears and Commanders may be trade partners (00:00:00-00:16:27). We talk about our flight out to Vegas and Max had a very unfortunate trip sitting next to a journalist who has reported he farted all flight (00:16:27-00:35:40). Who's back of the week including Shane Gillis and College B...

Dan Quinn is the New Coach in Washington and PFT is convincing himself it’s a great hire (00:00:00-00:24:33). The 2023 Bonk List is ready to be revealed (00:24:33-00:47:10). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk Super Bowl, what it’s like playing in a Super Bowl and more (00:47:10-01:30:40). Stavros Halkias joins us after locking himself in his house for 4 days to tell us how he’s doing after th...

It’s the Birthday show and the official hand off of Big Cat and PFT’s birthday and the present is no Ben Johnson in Washington. We clean up from Sunday and wonder if the Ravens loss was worse than the Lions Loss(00:00:00-00:25:20). We do Super Bowl story lines (00:25:20-00:39:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Panthers new HC and his weird book (00:25:20-00:55:15). Joe Buck joins the show to...

hampionship Sunday. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes then recap both games from Sunday (00:00:00-00:06:10) Chiefs 17, Ravens 10 (00:06:10-00:44:35) Niners 34, Lions 31 (00:44:35-01:11:25) We then talk some coaching moves and basketball in who's back of the week. (01:11:25-01:38:01) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Ama...

We’re on the road in NYC and there’s been some coaching changes including Doc Rivers and Jim Harbaugh. Is there a chance Bill Belichick doesn’t get a new job (00:00:00-00:18:08)? Championship Sunday Preview and we talk about Patrick Mahomes vs a great Ravens team plus how much Deebo Samuel Matters (00:18:08-00:41:49). Peter Schrager joins us in studio to talk Championship Sunday, coaching news, te...

Joel Embiid drops 70 on Monday Night and KAT finishes second place yet again (00:00:00-00:14:39). We talk about the fall out from Sunday, banning the word analytics, coach hirings and more (00:14:39-00:39:21). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including RIP uga, Chuck Schumer can suck it and Kevin Durant wants in on the GOAT debate (00:39:21-00:59:25). Chris Long joins the show to talk about upcoming Champions...

We recap the 4 games from Divisional Round Weekend but first start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:06:38) Ravens 34, Texans 10 (00:06:38-00:21:34) Niners 24, Packers 21 (00:21:34-00:44:38) Lions 31, Bucs 23 (00:44:38-01:01:24) Chiefs 27, Bills 24 (01:01:24-01:24:35) Initial thoughts about Championship Sunday (01:24:35-01:30:41) then we finish with Who's back of the week including the first ama...

We’ve got the coaching carousel and Mike McCarthy, Mike Tomlin and Nick Sirianni seem to be safe (00:00:00-00:18:28). We break down the 4 games in NFL Divisional round for this weekend including some legacies on the line (00:18:28-00:54:51). Joey Flacco joins the show to talk about this season, his career, being elite, when he first knew he could throw a perfect spiral and tons more (00:54:51-01:4...

The Eagles collapse has finally been set but first as Max predicted everyone is still talking about the Cowboys (00:00:00-00:05:10). We talk Steelers/Bills (00:05:10-00:13:21) and the Eagles despicable performance on Monday night plus Baker’s redemption and what Max hopes Philly does from here (00:13:21-00:39:40). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank’s return from Dallas (00:39:40-01:01:18). Pete P...

Super Wild Card weekend, we start with fastest 2 minutes. (00:00:00-00:07:14) We then talk about every game from the weekend Texans 45, Browns 14 (00:07:14-00:29:22) Chiefs 26, Dolphins 7 (00:29:22-00:50:05) Packers 48, Cowboys 32 with a special report from Hank in Dallas (00:50:05-01:25:30) Lions 24, Rams 23 with a special call in from Detroit Don (01:25:30-01:41:53) We then talk Eagles/Bucs prev...

Bill Belichick is out in New England and Hank is sad. We talk about the exit, his legacy and where he'll go next (00:00:00-00:27:47). We also talk about the wild 2 days that saw Pete Carroll, Nick Saban, and Belichick all leave their jobs (00:27:47-00:32:40). Super Wild Card Weekend picks and preview for every game Saturday and Sunday (00:32:40-01:14:11). Andy Staples joins the show to talk about...

Michigan has won the National Title and Jim Harbaugh has won his way. We talk about Monday night and all the great quotes from Harbaugh (00:00:00-00:29:04). We then talk about Coach firings in the NFL, Mike Vrabel out in Tennessee and more (00:29:04-00:45:21). Max gives us a rundown of the weird hockey story in Philly and we call Whit to weigh in (00:45:21-01:01:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (01:01:59...

NFL Week 18 we start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk about the playoff picture and every game leading up to it (00:00:00-00:09:33) Steelers 17, Ravens 10 (00:09:33-00:32:04) Texans 23, Colts 19 (00:32:04-00:41:25) Titans 28, Jags 20 (00:41:25-00:47:20) Bills 21, Dolphins 14 (00:47:20-00:52:24) Lions 30, Vikings 20 (00:52:24-00:57:07) Saints 48, Falcons 17 (00:57:07-01:02:35) Jets 17, Patriots 3 (...

Week 18 is here and it’s time to savor the last bit of regular season football. We preview every game in the weekend including what the Patriots/Commanders draft war will look like, a murderer who could be in the HoF, Hank’s propaganda machine against Big Cat, and PFT’s AI app (00:00:00-01:27:38). Fantasy Fuccbois (01:27:38-01:33:05). We then welcome on Jimbo Fisher to talk about the national titl...

We're back in studio ready to recap all the football we watched the past 5 days. We start with the College Football Playoffs and 2 weird but great games leading up to Washington vs Michigan next Monday Night. We then Talk about every game from Week 17 (00:00:00-00:25:33) Cowboys 20, Lions 19 (00:25:33-00:48:00) Ravens 56, Dolphins 19 (00:48:00-00:53:57) Saints 23, Bucs 13 (00:53:57-00:57:15) Rams...

The Cleveland Browns are in the playoffs and with Joe Flacco anything is possible (00:00:00-00:08:05). We talk Week 17 picks and preview and whether or not we should feel bad for Russell Wilson at all plus a new Connor Stallions theory for the Ravens (00:08:05-01:16:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ja Morant calling a ref a ho (01:16:28-01:27:28). Arnold Schwarzenegger joins the show to talk ab...

NFL Week 16 and we have a lot of Football to discuss. We start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get into every game from the past 3 days (00:00:00-00:08:41) Steelers 34, Bengals 11 (00:08:41-00:25:58) Bills 24, Chargers 22 (00:25:58-00:33:18) Lions 30, Vikings 24 (00:33:18-00:44:56) Browns 36, Texans 22 (00:44:56-00:52:47) Falcons 29, Colts 10 (00:52:47-00:55:41) Jets 30, Commanders 28 (00:55:41-01...

Weve had our fill on watching the Saints play football and Dennis Allen is the WORST. We talk about a nightmare playoff scenario for the Lions as the Rams are officially a dangerous team (00:00:00-00:18:26). Week 16 Picks and Preview for every game in the weekend as well as touching on subjects like internet brain vs real life, epstein's list and more (00:18:26-01:43:46). Fantasy Fuccbois (01:43:4...

The Eagles lose to the Seahawks and Drew Lock finally has his moment. We talk MNF and what it means for the NFC playoff picture going forward (00:00:00-00:24:08). Rashard Mendenhall poses a hypothetical to twitter on an all black vs all white NFL game and everyone debates it (00:24:08-00:37:40). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including PMT getting cancelled yet again by the Swifties (00:37:40-01:07:48). Col...

NFL Week 15 and we have a full weekend of football to recap. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then get into every game (00:00:00-00:09:19) Bengals 27, Vikings 24 (00:09:19-00:19:41) Colts 30, Steelers 13 (00:19:41-00:27:41) Lions 42, Broncos 17 (00:27:41-00:34:45) Browns 20, Bears 17 (00:34:45-00:44:50) Bucs 34, Packers 20 (00:44:50-00:58:34) Chiefs 27, Patriots 17 (00:58:34-01:11:01) Dolphins 30,...