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Emergency beginning of the show had to be retaped after we get news that Joey Chestnut is out of the 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Competition after taking money from a vegan hot dog brand and our whole world has been shattered (00:00:00-00:17:49). Kristaps is hurt and Hank had a rough day (00:17:49-00:28:39). Pug might be a coward (00:28:39-00:35:58). Danny Hurley is staying at Uconn and SCF Game 2...

The Celtics take a commanding series lead after winning Game 2. Jrue Holiday dominates and Kyrie is letting the Mavs down (00:00:00-00:27:09). Caitlin Clark left off the Olympics team and people are big mad (00:27:09-00:39:52). Who’s back of the week including Scottie Scheffler, James Harden and College Baseball (00:39:52-00:56:31). Greg Olsen joins the show to talk about upcoming TEU, winning an...

The Celtics absolutely smashed the Mavs in Game 1 and Cocky Hank is feeling himself while Mavs Max is down real bad. Porzingis looked healthy and Lebron tried to steal Game 1 headlines yet again (00:00:00-00:17:47). Dan Hurley possibly to the Lakers and how Coach K is behind all of this (00:17:47-00:39:52). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to break down the Stanley Cup Final, who has the advantage,...

We’re stuck in no man’s land before both Finals beginning and Mt Rushmore season so we’ve decided to rank all 32 NFL QB’s (00:00:00-00:16:18). We then do a “real shame” list of things that would be a real shame (00:16:18-00:30:04). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dude Fest coming soon (00:30:04-01:01:53). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Finals, Boats, his new life as a model and tons more...

The Oilers have made it back to the Cup Final and we get to see if Connor McDavid can win the big one behind the strength of that one Oilers fan (you know which one) (00:00:00-00:07:12). Rangers get knocked out of the playoffs and Memes is happy as could be (00:07:12-00:11:43). The WNBA continues to be exhausting in terms of Discourse after Caitlin Clark gets cheap shotted (00:11:43-00:33:22). Who...

The Mavs finished off the Timberwolves in Game 5 and we're set with a Finals matchup. KAT has to be the hardest guy to root for and Luka decided to finish the series in the first quarter (00:00:00- 00:14:50). We talk NBA Finals and Hank's prediction (00:14:50-00:35:44). Bears get Hard Knocks (00:35:44-00:44:40). Hockey and Baseball talk with some serious side tangents (00:44:40-01:05:56). Mike Bre...

We remember the legend that is Bill Walton after his passing on Monday (00:00:00-00:11:51). The Celtics clinch the Eastern Conference and are headed to the Finals (00:11:51-00:19:46). The Mavs spent the weekend beating the Wolves and Luka/Kyrie are playing on another level (00:19:46-00:34:54). The Rangers go up 2-1 and Memes is in hell (00:34:54-00:50:07). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Angel Hern...

The Celtics beat the Pacers and this series may be over with Halliburton's injury and people forgot about Luka as Mavs take game 1 (00:00:00-00:27:46). People are mad about Caitlin Clark and fighting over seemingly nothing (00:27:46-00:32:27). Daniel Jones is pissed off (00:32:27-00:34:15). The NCAA has yet another change and Charles Barkley may save Inside the NBA (00:34:15-00:44:47). Rachel Nich...

Celtics survive Game 1 in overtime against the Pacers and the Oilers win Game 7 to go to the Western Conference FInals (00:00:00-00:15:44). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including remembering old computer games, Antonio Brown going bankrupt, and Marvin Harrison holding out on the NFLPA (00:15:44-00:50:57). PGA Champ Xander Schauffele joins the show to talk about winning his first major, his dad being his s...

Incredible sports weekend and it ended with the Wolves taking down the Nuggets in Game 7 in Denver (00:00:00-00:09:24). The Pacers walked into the Mecca and silenced the Knicks and the Mavs close out the Thunder (00:09:24-00:29:04). Xander wins the PGA Championship after Scottie Scheffler stole all the headlines after his arrest Friday morning (00:29:04- 00:47:17). Who's back of the week including...

The Wolves force a Game 7 by absolutely killing the Nuggets. The Rangers avoid an absolute disaster and we talk PGA Championship and an idea for an upcoming John Daly challenge golf video(00:00:00-00:23:14). The Celtics move on and the Luka and the Mavs have stifled the Thunder(00:23:14-00:38:01). NFL release day and we talk schedules and whether or not things have gotten a little too cute(00:38:0...

Nikola Jokic is the best player in the world as the Nuggets take a 3-2 lead in the series (00:00:00-00:09:58). Jalen Brunson does it again and the Knicks kill the Pacers (00:09:58-00:22:40). We talk Celtics/Cavs, the Thunder growing up and Hockey (00:22:40-00:34:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including our friend Jared Goff getting paid, the portal not working and the Jets having a week 1 MNF game (00:...

The Denver Nuggets are still good at basketball (00:00:00-00:18:10). We talk about this weekends games including the Thunder going down sad in Game 3 with a Hack a Shaq strategy (00:18:10-00:23:19). The Celtics are back to dominating and Hank calls out Knicks fans after the Pacers have a great weekend of basketball (00:23:19-00:37:32). Hockey talk and the Panthers took it to the Bruins and we ask...

The Celtics lose game 2 and we have some questions for Hank (00:00:00-00:19:56). The Knicks keep winning as guys get injured and Rick Carlisle is being a bit of a baby (00:19:56-00:27:00). Mavs win Game 2 (00:27:00-00:29:56)and we talk some hockey with a stunning Canucks win and the Panthers beating up the Bruins (00:29:56-00:33:06). Rapid Fire Topics including NFL on Netflix, Gregg Doyell getting...

The Nuggets are in deep deep waters with an awesome Wolves team (00:00:00-00:08:27). The Thunder are back to playing basketball and look awesome (00:08:27-00:12:12). Cocky Hank is in rare form and we talk Celtics bloodbath and the Knicks/Pacers end of game debacle (00:12:12-00:22:19). Igor Shesterkin saves 54 shots and we dive into our favorite dumb Hypothetical how many guys in the NFL could play...

Packed sports weekend and we start with Anthony Edwards taking a leap and electrifying the NBA Playoffs (00:00:00-00:09:56). The Clippers are the saddest organization in the NBA (00:09:56-00:27:11). We talk Game 7's in the NHL and the Kentucky Derby (00:27:11-00:43:34). Who's back of the week including Drake vs Kendrick Lamar's rap beef goes supernova (00:43:34-01:00:22). Paul Bissonnette joins th...

The Sixers are dead and Max has a very measured take on the season (00:00:00-00:18:52). The Knicks are set to go against the Pacers after the Bucks lose Game 6 (00:00:00-00:18:52). We talk Hockey and the return of cocky Hank plus Deion Sanders should stop tweeting (00:18:52-00:49:00). Randy Moss joins the show to break down the Kentucky Derby, storylines, and his favorite picks both today and Satu...

Tyrese Maxey saves the Sixers season with an all time Game 5 performance at MSG. We talk NBA and NHL playoff action from Tuesday night plus the Lakers got bounced and somehow people still think they were so close to beating the Nuggets in a series (00:00:00-00:22:31). Shams is eviscerating coach's moments after games and we have our first bee delay of the year in MLB (00:22:31-00:33:59). Hot Seat/...

Philadelphia is dead after the Knicks and Knicks fans walked into the Sixers house and snatched their soul (00:00:00-00:13:56). We talk NBA and NHL Playoffs. The Lakers won a game, Celtics back in control and the Mavs/Clippers game was incredible basketball (00:13:56-00:35:28) . NFL Draft recap (00:35:28-00:51:52). Who's back of the week and MLB uniforms have been fixed (next year) (00:51:52-01:03...

The NFL Draft First Round is over and our lives have changed forever because we all have new Quarterbacks. PFT and Big Cat are over the moon while Hank is needing some more convincing. Michael Penix to the Falcons shocked the NFL world and we talk other picks down the board (00:00:00-00:40:03) . NBA/NHL playoffs and Hank has declared the end of Cocky Hank after the Heat take Game 2 (00:40:03-00:51...

The Mavs and Pacers tied up the series and Anthony Edwards is a prophet when it comes to Jaden McDaniels (00:00:00-00:14:55). The Capitals are up 2-0 based on PFT's advanced analytics (00:14:55-00:24:22). We talk about the crazy Monday in playoffs. Max dealing with his 5 stages of grief after the Sixers loss and the Lakers still can't beat the Nuggets (00:24:22-00:39:03). Hot Seat/Cool Throne incl...

The NBA and NHL playoffs are here and we talk about every game from the weekend. Timberwolves next up (00:00:00-00:15:23). Is Embiid made of glass (00:15:23-00:24:41)? The Lakers/Nuggets play the same game over and over (00:24:41-00:35:22). Big Cat has some words for Jerry Reinsdorf (00:35:22-00:44:59). Celtics are a wagon and the Mavs tricks us all (00:44:59-00:58:12). The Bruins own the Leafs an...

Gregg Doyel has successfully creeped out all of America with his weirdo lines in Caitlin Clark's introductory press conference and subsequent column that made it worse (00:00:00-00:11:53). We talk NBA Play In Games, Sixers survive and the Bulls are on a collision course with the Celtics which makes Hank very happy (00:11:53-00:19:37). Robert Kraft continues the worst offseason ever for an Owner an...

The Lakers take down the Pelicans after Zion scores 40 but gets a mysterious injury and the Warriors are cooked. We talk Reggie Miller analytics and the Washington Capitals make the playoffs in a wild night in hockey (00:00:00-00:24:29). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank's taxes, LIV trying to do hijinx with Rory and Jerry Reinsdorf being the worst owner in sports (00:24:29-00:55:42). Blake Grif...

Scottie Scheffler wins his second green jacket and we were robbed of an all time back 9 on Sunday. Max Homa played his balls off and will be back and what was the note Tiger passed to the amateur Neil Ripley. We talk about the legend Verne Lundquist and more from Masters (00:00:00-00:29:44). UFC 300 was awesome (00:29:44-00:35:47). Who's back of the week including Nestor Cortes and Mark Pope may h...