Nothing Important

Per my most recent request, lets dust off the old crystal ball and predict what will happen next to WNBA star Brittany Griner.

I once fell victim to a life consumed with negativity. I am lucky to have found another path. I hope you find this effortless and instant way to be the richest you have ever been.

Apparently Mother Nature hates us all. Let’s discuss the odd’s of 3 biblical plague’s in a row!

Quick reminder of the positive. If you have something you love, enjoy it!

It's official folks, monkeypox will blister your booty holes. Try to enjoy what summer you have left because mother nature's coming to a city near you & she's bringing dick pimples. #VAXTHATASS

In the day's following my arduous battle with the coronavirus, I have seemed to stumble into an epiphany of divine magnitude. Simply put, NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS. In 100 years will anyone relevant in todays society hold importance? Will Drake be forgotten to the masses or forever be remembered as a wise old chinese philosopher? Let's find out!

As a continuation of part 1, this episode will review the role money played in the implementation of experimental covid-19 vaccines. We will also question why billionaire bill gates so closely resembles Mandark from dexters laboratory. Get in and buckle up, I will be using my racist Asian accent!

What are we talking about, Heaven? Catching the holy ghost? Extorting lesbians? IT DOESN'T MATTER! Just remember that at the end of the day, money talks.

RED HOT NEWS!!! Singers Beyonce & Lizzo canceled for ableist lyrics! Ableism Defined; Discrimination in favor of able-bodied people. With your understanding of this term, tune into to me shitting on the disabled!

!!!CAUTION!!!TRIGGER WARNING!!!CAUTION!!! Today we'll offend, make enemy's, and hopefully get a good laugh in.

Crack Cocaine, Joe Byron, and the bronx. This episode has it all.

In a world populated by 7 billion human beings it's no secret that the most desired destination to call home is the United States of America. America is the land of the free, the land of opportunity, and most importantly the country where spit is for sale. Let's talk about it!

You've been so kind to invest your time listening to my show, the least I could do is invite you out for dinner. Lets get to know me....