Matty & PJ - The Podcast

When were you useless in a crisis? Group Therapy: I went on a first date and I didn't feel a spark, should I go on a second? What feels healthy but isin't? What did you drop and where? The People's Poll: Do you say garage or garraaagge? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What compromise have you made for your partner? Am I A Weirdo? Producer Sara practiced packing 3 weeks before her trip to Europe What's the best advice you've ever gotten from your parents? What fad did you try and how did it go? The People's Poll: If you're at the front of a line and there's a delay with your query or order, do you hold up the line or give up? See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

When did you feel immediately out of place? Are You A Plumber? or can you convince us you are? Matty's awkward run What's the little thing you do to relive your youth? Kiwi singer Paige joined us to talk her new EP and sing a live version of 'Twenties'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's son has his first cross country! When did you cheat at school sports? Should we bring landlines back? Meme Girls: What was your nosiest moment? Do you like to avoid spoilers or spoil yourself? What has your partner been promising to do that they haven't done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the most outrageous thing you were charged for? Matilda's daughter has been sniffing petrol What was the wildest plane behaviour you observed? Would you leave a group fitness glass if you weren't enjoying it? Group Therapy: I've killed my neighbours chickens that I was feeding. What should I do? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Am I a Weirdo? I collect Metro Magazine's even though I don't read them, because I want to help save the company... Can you beat Matty at TV shows? What were your online shopping mistakes? Christopher Luxon calls up to try and help solve our low level gripes (e.g bring back The Goodnight Kiwi!) after he stated following Matootles on instagram Matilda's daughter forgot to tell her something really...

When did you lie on a job application and get found out? Battle of the Hits: Songs that have been in movies An update on Te Mata Hall and how the remodel has been since we threw the Hall Ball! Matilda and Art's lawnmover is called Mowtilda Lucy Lawless joins us to talk all things "My Life is Murder S5" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What woke you up in the middle of the night?  Are You A Nanny? The thing your partner always says to you Matty accidentally signed himself up for a Ted Talk The People's Poll - What's the sexiest uniform? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you put your foot in it? Matilda gives a shout out to the nurses! Matilda's a Type B Mum When is it okay to ask someone their age? Meme Girls - what was your go to prank as a kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When someone says "please tell so and so I say hi", do you always tell them?  When did you get the giggles at an inappropriate time? Matty does a specific thing when he plays Wordle. Does it count as cheating?  Group Therapy: My boss won't let me have annual leave... Producer Sara witnessed someone buying one coke at the dairy and asking the dairy owner to scan it twice... But why? See o...

When did you overreact? Producer Sara got towed in a dodgy situation last week, so we talk to Consumer NZ to check if what happened was legal!  What did your partner unexpectedly come home with? When did you get the address wrong?  The People's Poll: If someone has stayed in your spare room for only one night, do you bother changing the sheets? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Am I a Weirdo? The People's Poll: Do you drink out of a can or pour it into a glass? When did the event not meet your expectation? What is the most annoying group of people at a cafe? Matilda rants about... pea chips... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the most generous thing you have ever done as a friend? The People's Poll: Eating lunch in your tuppaware container or putting into a bowl/plate Give us your headline - and we'll pick one of you to call back for the full story! Are You A - Executive Assisant? Or can you convince us you are? Producer Sara's towing nightmare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the rules you got from your parents that you've now carried into adulthood? What did your bad memory cost you? The moment Matty finds out whether or not Mariah Carey did not make it through to the next round in Best Song Ever Group Therapy - my friends forgot my birthday! Should I care? Matty's husband co-hosts the show!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We saw on Instagram today that PJ burnt her cooking to a crisp after boasting about it, when were you immediately humbled? Producer Sara on "Keeping up with the O'Dwyers"  - day 3 of her living at home again What was the noise, and what did it interrupt? Can you beat Matty at TV and James did!!! Finally! The People's Poll - Is it okay to go to the zoo as an adult, without kids? See omnystudio...

What are the insults your kids have said to you without realising? The People's Poll: Do you ever clean the lint tray in the washing machine/dryer? Am I A Weirdo? We ask this week - picking your nail skin off? Kiwi band Borderline join us to chat their new EP out today! Matty's been cutting his nails at work! Thoughts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a stranger tell off your kid? Ryan has left something for 5 days now, so Matty gets Matilda to be his "lawyer"  We open up the Ick Files  - what is your ick dating story? Are You A Zookeeper? Or can you convince us you are? Sara's mum has an interesting way to keep Pukeko's away from their home  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's nightmare of a morning Meme Girls: What surprised you about getting older? Matilda needs to rant... about CHEESE! What's the niche thing that upsets your kid? What was your weird injury? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When was the gift a failure? Group Therapy:   Girls trip not going to plan, should I speak up? Matty found out Ryan left out a SHOCKING detail out of a story, what did your partner leave out of the story? The People's Poll: Quirky signs on bathrooms - love or hate them? Matty asks Producer Sara if he was in the right in this situation and she is shocked! No! See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Matty's husband Ryan bid on and took home three silent auctions because he got excited! The People's Poll: Pushing the button multiple times at the crossing? What can you NOT do with your partner anymore? Matilda tries to pull off the phrase "Leshgoooo" Producer Sara needs advice for moving back home!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you capture something amazing? Ryan bit Matty on the shoulder and insisted it's a normal thing... What was you copy and paste disaster? The People's Poll: Do you leave the silicia gel packet in the product you use till the end, or chuck it out immediately? Matilda's portaloo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mistaken Identity again from Matty - He just keeps embarrassing himself Peoples Poll - Paying for street parking - When do you do it and when don't you pay? When did you try to help but actually made things so much worse. Red Flags from Hyrox... You will not believe what this husband did!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: When did you follows someone's advice and how did it go? The People's Poll: Changing your plans to avoid awkwardly walking next to someone? What happened in the interview? Worst time you ran into a friend? Whitney Rose and Teresa Guidice from Real Housewives on the new show, Bring back my Wives! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda’s craft project was bad! What were you underwhelmed by? Ryan’s (Matty's Husband) been filming Matty doing what?! Group Therapy: School Holiday edition Matty needs your help with a costume idea How did you impress a crush? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's rugby watching experience error What important event did you miss? What are some expressions you remember being used by your family, friends that are unique?  Matilda's dad joins the show! Matty takes on a listener in a TV show competition. Matty won! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.