Law Bite

Ep. 135: Burning for You 01.08.2022 2:37 ↓

Sometimes love is intense. Hot and intense.

Ep. 134: American Nude Warrior 24.07.2022 2:37 ↓

First thing you should do when trying to assess a high risk situation involving a naked guy and a knife: try not to laugh, and then call somebody else to handle it.

Ep. 133: Carpool Conundrum 17.07.2022 2:54 ↓

If you're a cop in Texas, maybe sit this one out...

Ep 132: Asleep at the Wheel 04.07.2022 2:41 ↓

The moral of this story is: be careful what you feed your bus driver. Especially if they like candy.

Ep. 131: Gender Bender 2-- Smoky Nuts 12.06.2022 2:37 ↓

One thing that the 4th of July and gender reveal parties have in common: someone's liable to lose a finger. Or their cajones. Happy Father's Day to everyone! We'll be back on July 3 for a special "Independence Day-- the Reckoning" Episode. See you then!

Ep. 130: Dr. Do-Too-Much 05.06.2022 2:51 ↓

Is it just me, or does that baby look just like his doctor?

Ep. 129: Money for Nothin', Jail for Free 30.05.2022 2:54 ↓

A fool and his money are soon... well, headed to the clink.

Ep. 128: Bikes Gone Wild 23.05.2022 2:48 ↓

We always knew bikers were badass, but we weren't necessarily thinking of the guys on Schwinns...

Ep. 127: Cash for Kids 15.05.2022 2:50 ↓

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of toilets, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash. *Remember to send us your future show ideas to lawbitepodcast@gmail.com!

Ep. 126: Justice is Blind (and Naked) 09.05.2022 2:36 ↓

Life hint: nobody wants to see their lawyer in their birthday suit. Not even the bartender.   *To send us future show ideas, remember that you can contact us at lawbitepodcast@gmail.com!

Ep. 125: Magic Matrimony 02.05.2022 2:38 ↓

To everyone who is getting married this year, it's a good idea to make sure that it's still 'optional' to get hammered at your wedding.

Ep. 124: Fake Fairy Fricassee 25.04.2022 3:16 ↓

Things that belong in the courtroom: fairies, fighterjets, and freakin' fools.

Ep. 123: Cart Shark 18.04.2022 2:45 ↓

Keep your friends close, and your golf carts closer.

Ep. 122: Sugar Daddy 10.04.2022 2:39 ↓

Best get-out-of-jury duty excuse ever: I'm cheating on my husband, and it's exhausting.

Ep. 121: Make Rice, Not Ice 03.04.2022 2:51 ↓

Here in Oregon, we're not even sure what "drugs" are anymore.

Ep. 120: A Tase Too Far 27.03.2022 2:47 ↓

Sometimes a routine traffic stop turns into something too bizarre for words, but not too bizarre to get sued over.

Ep. 119: A-OK to say Gay 21.03.2022 2:39 ↓

Florida is drawing a line in the proverbial sand: a straight line.

Ep. 118: Fancy Pants 14.03.2022 2:39 ↓

Some folks were born to be smugglers, and some folks were just born to be on a Law Bite episode.

Ep 117: God's Honest Truth 07.03.2022 2:47 ↓

I swear to you, this episode is as close to the truth as this show will ever get.

Ep 116: Prison Party 21.02.2022 3:26 ↓

Don't be surprised to see the Zurich West Prison as the newest listing on AirBnB (with "strip search" as a featured amenity).

Ep 115: Super Sick Monday 14.02.2022 2:42 ↓

This is America, where football is a good reason to fall suddenly ill.

Ep 114: Chicken Thief 07.02.2022 2:30 ↓

This is probably the corniest episode we've ever done, but it had to be done.

Ep 113: Chalk Talk 31.01.2022 2:40 ↓

Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la revolucion!

Ep 112: Brain Dead 24.01.2022 2:39 ↓

Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.

Ep 111: Justice Kicks A** 18.01.2022 2:36 ↓

If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...